Here’s Pamela Anderson in her old Baywatch swimsuit at Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami yesterday, and I had no idea the ravages of time counted as fashion these days. Along with bruises.. These are pics from a women’s shelter, aren’t they? Awkward.
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Narcissist | October 15, 2009 at 11:32 am
Can we get some Nicole Eggert up in here?
NG | October 15, 2009 at 11:35 am
I now get it why Marilyn Monroe decided to end it early on. wink wink.
Spud McKenzie | October 15, 2009 at 11:40 am
damn, where’d her ass go?
Pitiful | October 15, 2009 at 11:41 am
My gosh, people…she is over 40 now…and looks AMAZING. How many of your fatties sitting at home staring at this screen look half that good?
And they aren’t bruises…they are skin discolorations she has always had.
I personally would like to see how many of YOU could pull off that bathing suit over 40.
Richard McBeef | October 15, 2009 at 11:43 am
The caution tape along the path to Hep C cauldron is a nice touch.
Dr. Victor von Doom | October 15, 2009 at 11:46 am
#3 : she never had an ass…. and now she’s growing a gut to boot…awesome
freebie | October 15, 2009 at 11:46 am
She really should cover up her hair extensions better. Quite noticable in the behind pics. She looks dirty too. No class whatsoever.
Jules | October 15, 2009 at 11:46 am
You can see some of her hair extensions (clip ons?) in picture 8 and a few others. Sexy.
kris | October 15, 2009 at 11:47 am
I’d still HIT IT!!!!
nina | October 15, 2009 at 11:48 am
@ Pitiful
i can only speak for my self, i don’t look half as good, but i also don’t do fashion shows, she looks kinda trashy…
Queenmab | October 15, 2009 at 11:48 am
Pitiful AKA Pamela Anderson. Oh and DAMN she has some HUGE feet!
WHORE! WHORE! WHORE! | October 15, 2009 at 11:49 am
You’ll have to excuse “Pitiful”; he/she/it just got released from Atascadero Mental Hospital & is totally delusional.
This is beyond pathetic. I’d really like to know what’s going on inside her head (besides the Hep C rotting her brain):
“Let’s see, I’m millions of dollars in debt & owe everyone around town. I have no job, and no real income because no one will hire me due to my slutty reputation, I’m now dried up, hagged out, ugly & stupid. I can’t do another sex tape; look how badly the shauna sand porn film is selling. I know, I’ll relive my glory days when I was hot & beautiful by wearing my baywatch suit! Yeah; what’s more, I’ll do it at fashion week; those fashionistas are stupid & won’t recognize my cynical money grab!”
I feel really sorry for her kids. No one wants their mom to act like a slutty whore, and these kids are getting a full dose of it. What a bitch…
Narcissist | October 15, 2009 at 11:49 am
Seriously though…if she would just put on some clothes…lots and lots and lots of clothes, like a sweater with sleeves and maybe gloves and stuff that covers everything up real thorough…she’d be a cute, dignified woman who could market the bubbly persona of her glory days.
Is that a hair extension in pic 8 and 10?
dddd | October 15, 2009 at 11:50 am
I now this might seem unbelievable, but I’d still bang that like she was the last woman on earth. Screw hepatitis.
TheHoff | October 15, 2009 at 11:50 am
Baywatch was a loooooong time ago. To all involved, please move on!!!!
kris | October 15, 2009 at 11:54 am
I’m with #14 except I know how to spell KNOW!!! Jackass!!!
pitiful | October 15, 2009 at 12:03 pm
PEOPLE…famous DESIGNERS asked her to be on their runways…they aren’t going to put a product on the runway that hurts their brand.
She still looks incredible and yet again, I would bet that the bulk of you are balding fatties. At least this woman is able to laugh at herself and still make the most of what she has.
Polly | October 15, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Whats with the black line down her spine in pic #10?–Also if you look at the back of her head all the light blond curly hair looks like hair pieces– her own hair looks crispy on the ends– Its too bad , she would look so much prettier if she stopped trying to look like her old bay watch self, and wore nice clothes.
Spud McKenzie | October 15, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Bang that and ya better strap a 2×4 to your ass so you dont fall in! Or at least get a diver down flag!!
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Gump | October 15, 2009 at 12:16 pm
She has big boobies.
That’s all I have to say about that.
Narcissist | October 15, 2009 at 12:28 pm
See Kelly Packard? Dignified. Likable. 8 years younger. She’s got it together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-DSnDbTSHQ
@ 17 – “PEOPLE…famous DESIGNERS asked her to be on their runways…they aren’t going to put a product on the runway that hurts their brand.”
But it hurts our eyes.
But you’re saying all this Pam Anderson half-naked stuff is just a joke though, right? That is pretty sporty of her.
samma | October 15, 2009 at 12:51 pm
those arent bruises, theyre birthmarks. theyre usually airbrushed away (obviously, along with other things) in professional photos.
gink | October 15, 2009 at 12:52 pm
For her age ,excellent….heads would snap at local PTA meeting and soccer moms curse when she shows up. However on the catwalk in a swimsuit ,thats no longer Pam
norton | October 15, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Wow….. One would think that at 41ish you would have developed a sense of dignity.
Apparently Pam still thinks she’s 25. And she’s clearly not.
DeviousJinx | October 15, 2009 at 1:08 pm
#24 – Well said.
Pam, seriously…I say this with love…please stop.
Venom | October 15, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Dude, seriously WTF? Can we please have more Katy Perry posts, please? Mila Kunis? Vanessa Hudgens? No? How about some none-white chicks for a change? Beyonce, Alicia Keys, Rhianna… not your cup of tea?
…. guess not. All we get is the Gosselins and freakin’ 50 year old trannys (Pam Anderson & Shauna Sand) daily!
Step your blogging game up, Fish.
Miss Take | October 15, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Dam, I am a 50 year old woman that was happy to see pics of Pam’s gut and think, oh I have to look at this to make myself feel better about aging. Then I saw her legs! Amazing! I would take her gut as well as mine just to have those legs. I was so busy looking at her legs that I never even noticed the extensions. Have to go run on my treadmill now!
chupca | October 15, 2009 at 1:27 pm
TOO.
OLD.
cherry | October 15, 2009 at 1:29 pm
okay usually I defend Pam cause I love her but… yeah yikes wth
it’s fine to be a sexy old MILF pammy but save that shit for the bedroom and stop flaunting it in public. you’re not 18 anymore.
Daedalus | October 15, 2009 at 1:31 pm
#1….Here yah go.
http://www.dailystab.com/dont-call-nicole-eggert-fat/
Rancid | October 15, 2009 at 1:52 pm
That isn’t the original swimsuit. All swimsuits she ever wore were eventually swallowed up by her Sarlacc. Nothing can escape it. Firstly, it vents corrosive gas and fluids, which can disintergrate a diamond. If that doesn’t get you, there are always those tendrils that shoot out and drag you into the gaping abyss. There is no escape.
mel gibson | October 15, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Wow, pic #11 is really hugging her close! Nice!
christine | October 15, 2009 at 2:19 pm
please loose the necklase
Isabel | October 15, 2009 at 2:46 pm
She looks like she’s had work done (on her face, I mean ;)). Shame really, the one thing I respected her for was that she was standing by the face she’d made for herself, wrinkles and all.
Anon | October 15, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Some of you people thinking she looks great for 40 must live in place that eat too much fried food because there are a ton of women opver 40 who look better than this and they do without the bolt on tits, liposuction and fake tan.
tdk | October 15, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Those aren’t bruises…they’re birthmark type spots, she’s had’em since the Pam & Tommy sextape days
Max Planck | October 15, 2009 at 4:10 pm
This is a bad endorsement.
It will seriously hurt crime scene tape sales.
Gary | October 15, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Polly number 18… there are no “black lines” in pic 10, nor in any other photos. In 3 photos, you can see she has some diamond shaped tattoos on her back.
enough already | October 15, 2009 at 5:17 pm
That caution tape should be wrapped around her polluted vagina.
Huckleberry Hashimoto | October 15, 2009 at 6:04 pm
By God, those are ugly tits.
Pollt | October 15, 2009 at 6:33 pm
#39- Gary– thanks for letting me know–wondered what the hell it was in that picture–it still looks weird on the spine—-don’t know why women ruin their bodies with crazy tattoos– she used to look gorgeous ~~
beccA | October 15, 2009 at 6:37 pm
in the last pick you can clearly see her tracks (extensions)…maybe she figures the faster she moves around, the less likely we”ll be able to see her crustiness ? HAG
beccA | October 15, 2009 at 6:37 pm
in the last pick you can clearly see her tracks (extensions)…maybe she figures the faster she moves around, the less likely we”ll be able to see her crustiness ? HAG
ek | October 15, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Gross boob job.
Kelly | October 15, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Is this the same dude from her last uhm, ‘fashion’ show? I hope he fell again. That was just comical.
She looks okay for her age. She needs to stop trying so hard. I’m over her, and I think many other people are too.
Veronica | October 15, 2009 at 8:44 pm
…and honestly you guys think Megan Fox will look any better in 15 years? Can we keep perspective here — live by the cartoon sex bunny sword, die by same.
Antonio | October 15, 2009 at 8:54 pm
She is getting so old. She looks like shit. I don’t see the big deal. Have you guys seen her with out her make up?
titsonsnack | October 15, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Listen up turds, it’s no big surprise that you’d “hit that”. You’d probably fuck the Wall-Mart greeter, the chubby chick in glasses who works at the movie theatre, and your mom’s crusty bingo lady friends. So stop saying you’d “hit that” like it’s some big revelation or service you’re doing to society. Of course you’d “hit that”.
Annie Loves Anal | October 15, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Let’s get some perspective here guys, without the hate. Fact of the matter is, even with the recent work she’s obviously had done, she still looks great, especially for someone over 40. True, fake tits, but it is still a great body.
Another thing, she isn’t doing an actual fashion show, she’s doing that heatherette shit, which is a joke in the fashion world. Who’s the queen responsible for that? Queeny McQueen? Bobby Trendy? Whatever. At least the glitter shooting out of his ass kept him from falling on his cock cushion this time.
Relax guys. She’ll go away eventually. Shit, she’s still somewhat entertaining.