First off, yes, Pamela Anderson did marry Rick Salomon over the weekend. We all saw that coming. They got a marriage license last week and haven’t left Vegas since. No surprise there. I could talk about that, but why waste my energy when I’ll have to crack wise on the divorce next week. In the meantime, here’s Pamela Anderson doing something really cool: wielding a gigantic vessel of beer that’s almost as plentiful as her chest. If that’s not erotic to anybody else, I’m starting to think I have a drinking problem. No, wait, I just love boobs. Phew, for a minute there, I thought something was wrong with me. Now where’s my whiskey? I need to pour it on my Cheerios.
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU TAKE A LOVELY SUNSET PICTURE AND THEN LATER WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR PICTURES, YOU SEE A DUMPSTER IN THE PHOTO AND IT IS RUINED? WELL THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED TO PAM HERE. THE HOFFBRAU IS JUST A HORRID BACK DROP FOR HER AND THE OUTFIT DIDN’T HELP. I THINK SHE SHOULD THROW AWAY THAT SHIRT.
PAM SHOULD AVOID SHOWING TOO MUCH SKIN ANYWHERE BESIDES HER HOOTERS, UNLESS SHE WANTS PEOPLE TO COMMENT ON THE RED SHOULDER MARKINGS, OR THE VEINY FEET.
SHE STILL HAS A BEAUTIFUL FACE AND A DECENT FIGURE, BUT HAS TO REALIZE THAT SHE IS NOT 20 AND SHOULD NOT BE TRYING TO LOOK 20. BE A HOT 40 PAM!
WHO IS RICK SOLOMON? AND WHO IS CAPTAIN DOUCHE WITH HER?
TELEVANGELIST?
I really was trying to not take sides and believe that Pammy was not as crazy as the rumors would have us believe. But she marry’s a man after dating for 3 months Oh and she only went out with him to wipe out a poker debt, correct me if your wrong but that makes you a whore!! Additionally where are her kids while she is off bringing home yet another “Daddy”
Maybe Pammy needs a visit from CPS again begining to think that the rumors that said she left Bob with the kids all the time while she ran off to party with her gay buddies are true !!
What a slut. She’s evolved into an old hag before our eyes.
This might be husband #3 but it’s intimate partner #600.
yikes she’s dating paris’s old flame!
I thought she “HAD” to marry Rick ‘cuz she was preggers? You know, cause she a good little Catholic girl full of morals and values, right?! So here she is doing the St.Pauli girl thing while preggers on her honeymoon….kay.
Oh, and no ring this time?! Maybe she’s just sporting a new tattoo?! Classy.
Rick Salomon. Why doesn’t she just mix moldy bread up with maggot filled hog diarrhea and gargle it for a week? What is wrong with some women?
Also, isn’t Hepatitis C a little CONTAGIOUS or something?
what a shallow, empty headed tard.
The guy is from Holland! They work on a show in Vegas together!
ewwww shes so ugly.
Yes, she told friends, family and business associates that her hook up with Rick, and the infamous “indecent proposal” story was all part of a “publicity stunt”. However, in order to give the story some credence she had to bed Rick a few times, and she beleives she got knocked up almost immediately.
To cover this mistake, she then told everyone it was “true love” between her and Rick. She asked him not to reveal the “pregnancy” until she was sure it was real, and would go to term. She initially claimed to be “Delighted” and “blessed by fate”.
Unfortunately, Rick told the world anyway,(a month earlier than agreed), and they then decided to pretend to be “delierioulsy happy about it.” Pam decided to press for a “shot-gun” wedding to counter Kid Rocks revelations about her fictitious miscarraige last year!
Her only job,(as Hans Klocks assistant), will be cancelled if she cannot complete her contractual obligations for a set number of shows, the development of new routines, and a forthcoming world tour. A “pregnancy” would prevent her from working.
So, even as we speak, she is working on an escape scenario. Her friends, family and associates dislike Rick intensely, and Pam herself has acknolwedged him to be a “sleaze ball”. She is caught in a scam that has gone badly wrong.
Likely escape plans include;
Another “miscarraige”, or the “discovery” that the home pregnancy test produced a “false positive” result,(this part of the plan in now in operation); folowed by a divorce after a few months,(based on Ricks abuse, manipulation and gambling addiction); followed by a world tour with Hans,(to allow the press coverage to die down.) This then sets her up for yet another “comeback” in 6 – 8 months.
Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place!
The real reason why Pam was so furious with Rick’s gambling was that she desperatly need to project an image of complete marital bliss, in order to make her marraige appear genuine.
If Rick does not focus all his attention on her, and continues to lead his regular “slime-ball” existance, it shows Pam in a bad light. She is desperate to prove that she has made at least one reasonable decision in her life!
As more details of her “false” pregnancy, her imaginary miscarraige last year, and the details of the scam she cooked up with Rick emerge, Pam is becoming more and more frantic about projecting a positive image to the world. Sadly, as both she and Rick are so poor at keeping anything secret the truth will emerge anyway.
She chose to deny her pregnancy to Robin Leach, as he is a sympathetic mouthpiece. Subsequent elements of her plan will be revealed in a similar manner.
I would LOVE to rub my dick against her sexy feet until I came. Pam has the sexiest feet I have ever seen!
her hair is beautiful, seem saw her profile on a celebrity & millionairer dating site like sugarcupid.com or sth, but i do not know if it is her.
#13 my guess is its a surgical tape over her nipples
She is so hot, it’s insane. And Brock Landers is right, I will love her when she is 80.