First off, yes, Pamela Anderson did marry Rick Salomon over the weekend. We all saw that coming. They got a marriage license last week and haven’t left Vegas since. No surprise there. I could talk about that, but why waste my energy when I’ll have to crack wise on the divorce next week. In the meantime, here’s Pamela Anderson doing something really cool: wielding a gigantic vessel of beer that’s almost as plentiful as her chest. If that’s not erotic to anybody else, I’m starting to think I have a drinking problem. No, wait, I just love boobs. Phew, for a minute there, I thought something was wrong with me. Now where’s my whiskey? I need to pour it on my Cheerios.
oh | October 8, 2007 at 10:43 am
yeah im first
iuy | October 8, 2007 at 10:44 am
onnne!
sara | October 8, 2007 at 10:44 am
first?
cate | October 8, 2007 at 10:53 am
She needs to die already.
carolyn | October 8, 2007 at 10:56 am
You mean “wielding”, not “yielding”, dumbass.
crushed-x-beauty | October 8, 2007 at 10:58 am
#4 — IAWTC.
Very Unhappy Housewife | October 8, 2007 at 11:00 am
Eeeeeww!! Eeeeeeewww!!! Eeeeeeeewwwww!!! Waaaah!!! Waaaaahaaaahaaaa!!! Horrible!!! Horrible!!!! Earthshaking tragedy!!! No! I don’t mean about Pam and Rick, although that’s bad enough!!! I mean about my cupboard!!!
MEALY BUGS BURROWED INTO CARBOARD BOXES OF RICE AND WHEAT AND STUFF IN MY CUPBOARD!!!! Eeeeewwwww!!! Waaaaahhh!!!
How can this happen??? Horrible!!! Horrible!!!! Waaahaahaaa!!! Waaahaaahaaa!!!
Annie Rexia | October 8, 2007 at 11:02 am
Christ. Whe married him? Why didn’t she just save the time and go down on Paris, Tara, AND Lindsay. Eat out Britney’s shit stained ass as well. Can you have hep C, gonnoreah, and herpes at the same time and survive? I’m seriously thinking of putting this chick on my deathwatch list.
Ann | October 8, 2007 at 11:04 am
I love her hands!
lux | October 8, 2007 at 11:07 am
I like the fingerprint bruises on her shoulder (pic #6). Classy.
hendero | October 8, 2007 at 11:07 am
why is she “drinking like a Viking”? Because she’s holding a mug from the Hofbrauhaus (in Germany)? Drinking like a stormtrooper, maybe.
Ah, who cares, the plastic cans still look alright.
havoc | October 8, 2007 at 11:09 am
Good call…..
Save all the funny stuff for the divorce.
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lux | October 8, 2007 at 11:09 am
Is she wearing pasties, or is that a nicorette patch on her tit? (last pic)
von | October 8, 2007 at 11:10 am
She used to be pretty:
http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/12145000/12145436.jpg
now shes getting ollllllllderrrrr
L.Linus | October 8, 2007 at 11:11 am
This marriage is already on the clock, and it’ll be a matter of time before she says, we grew apart. Hep C is probably just one of the problems that she has other than being a flat out ho-bag with green and yellow pus dripping out of her ass!!!
veggi | October 8, 2007 at 11:13 am
The tall shorts confuse me.
The beer makes me thirsty.
The guy and his feathered hair make me want to be gay.
JMack | October 8, 2007 at 11:16 am
Shes old and washed up and fuckin gross.
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 8, 2007 at 11:22 am
While her chest is certainly big – her body is imbalanced as a whole.
Look at her hips and buttocks area.
It is about aesthetic balance nowadays, Not about extremeties
zuzuspetals | October 8, 2007 at 11:23 am
What’s better than a nasty, tattoo-covered pig who gives you Hepatitis-C and beats you until you until you have call 911? What’s better than an ugly hillbilly who accuses you of lying about a miscarriage in front of the entire world?
Answer: A guy who would allow a sex video, starring you, to be shown on the Internet for his own financial gain.
I think Pam is a beautiful woman, and I love it that she has such a great sense of humor that she can laugh at herself, but she may have the worst taste in men of any woman that has ever lived, ever. Except for Eva Braun. And maybe Laura Bush.
Pam, you don’t need another husband. You need therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
Brock Landers | October 8, 2007 at 11:23 am
Is there anything this woman can’t do? I’ll want to bang her when she’s 80.
Tits McGee | October 8, 2007 at 11:25 am
Awww, @14…
That pic of her, she still looks so innocent and less washed up. Poor little bunny!
http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/12145000/12145436.jpg
MoonChild | October 8, 2007 at 11:29 am
Gross….I don’t think I’ll drink beer ever again.
I wonder where her kids were while she’s spreading the disease in Vegas.
MoonChild | October 8, 2007 at 11:31 am
#19…
“…but she may have the worst taste in men of any woman that has ever lived, ever. Except for Eva Braun. And maybe Laura Bush. ”
Zing !!!!!
deaconjones | October 8, 2007 at 11:31 am
WTF is up with that patch over her nipple??? Its not even a pasty, its like some weird, misshaped extra piece of fabric?? GODDAMN IT, I just wnat to see nips!!!
Boo | October 8, 2007 at 11:34 am
She fixes up nicely; considering the last few photos we’ve seen of her on here (showing her sans makeup) she looked like a weathered road whore with a drinking problem. Here she actually looks kinda cute and normal ( although a little wrinkled…but she looks her age). And she actually toned down the makeup from her usual pancake face. The one thing I can’t stand is the drawn in eyebrows, ick. Oh yeh, and the fake knockers that are way too big for her body type….and her waist isn’t defined like it used to be. Okay; so she ain’t what she used to be (which was gorgeous) but she still looks pretty here.
kerpupples | October 8, 2007 at 11:35 am
Damn…even fake tits start to sag when you get old. Good to know.
Carrie Anne King | October 8, 2007 at 11:36 am
For real, I wish Pam the best, maybe this is THE one.
Conor S | October 8, 2007 at 11:36 am
There’s a pocket on her shirt that looks very out of place, almost trying to fight its way off her chest
ugh is this it today??? | October 8, 2007 at 11:44 am
these will be pretty much the only posts of the day.
there are funny pics out of xtina looking like an ugly ass big nosed witch,
and a video of britney being told by some woman to leave LA, and jamie -lynn yelling at the woman.
that old fag larry craig is being honored by his state, even though he’s a lying piece of trash hypocrit
the next post will prob be of someone random in a bikini or walking.
the fish is kind of a slacker.
aja | October 8, 2007 at 11:46 am
Very responsible of her to booze it with hepatits C. her and that Rick Salomon can trade diseases, Herpes for Hep C…so gross. Barf..two disease incubators..wtf?
Auntie Kryst | October 8, 2007 at 11:47 am
The pics make reminisce for those great Miller Lite ads from a few years ago when she was in a pillow fight. So sweet.
wooohah.com | October 8, 2007 at 11:52 am
Who has worse hands? Pam Anderson, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Nicole RIchie or a mummy?
http://www.wooohah.com
Where hip-hop and Hollywood collide
PunkA | October 8, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Double condomed sex never seemed so bad………..and that is saying something.
adeliza | October 8, 2007 at 12:09 pm
19—
Except for Eva Braun. And maybe Laura Bush.
Rock On!!
veggi | October 8, 2007 at 12:10 pm
All I can say is: short-term gain, long-term loss. And of course I’m talking about Anal-Ese. Friday night, after a pitcher of gin and tonic and a couple of percs, I decide to be a daredevil hero for this guy and slathered on the A-E for an hour-long completely uninhibited backdoor assault. Sure, the lidocaine works perfectly…for awhile. 3am I wake up feeling like I sat on a rusty railroad spike. And I regretted being a vegetarian – when the broccoli came out sideways, it felt like shitting razor blades.
Who’s Pam Anderson?
ssdd | October 8, 2007 at 12:12 pm
LOL @ the Drunken old used up sot of a whore posing like she still has “it”..
veggi thinks her troll is beautiful! | October 8, 2007 at 12:37 pm
35- god hates you. hahaha!!!! take THAT!!! ooooOOOOooooo!
She's A Tard | October 8, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Yeah, this convinces me that she’s pretty much a fucking idiot. Why else would you marry someone who more likely than not has genital herpes (among other STD’s?) I guess she wants to add to her own STD collection. Hey Pammy, ever heard of a petri dish?
I am working on a theory now that breast implants and lip collagen injections contribute to the loss of hundreds of thousands of brain cells in a patient. With Pammy here as living proof (Courtney Love is another shining example), I don’t see how I can go wrong. I smell Nobel Prize!
Katherine | October 8, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Superfish, I like your humor! Funny;)
tight lipped smiler | October 8, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Didn’t Porter Wagoner die?
Rachel | October 8, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Stop criticizing Britney! You don’t know her! You don’t know what she’s been through!!!
carlo | October 8, 2007 at 1:59 pm
she’s so old looking…
xxraymama | October 8, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Who is that creepy guy with her? I thought it was John Tesh at first, but no. Maybe it’s her new father-in-law celebrating the soon to be released wedding night porno of her and Prick Soloman.
lalala | October 8, 2007 at 3:18 pm
that guy is Hans Klok, a magician from Holland.
Milandir | October 8, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Haufbrau house!
stupid bitches kill me | October 8, 2007 at 3:27 pm
WHILE I SUPPORT THE FACT THAT SHE DOES ALL SHE CAN TO PROMOTE ANIMAL RIGHTS, THIS BITCH IS STUPID.
HE MARRIED HER SO HE CAN MAKE AND LEAK A SEX TAPE OF THEM. UNFORTUNATELY, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE PAM’S STRETCHED OUT HEP CURTAINS AFTER 3 DECADES OF JOY RIDES.
notbarbarabush | October 8, 2007 at 3:50 pm
yeah….those aren’t pasties or patches on her shirt u idiots….THEY ARE POCKETS ON HER SHIRT!!!!!!
dumbfucks…she looks beat tho
Ein Prosit | October 8, 2007 at 4:58 pm
if u wanna drink like a viking you need the natural antidote to the toxicity in alcohol – or look like Pam in the morning i u Don’t take it! Awesome!
CheerzHangover.com
P | October 8, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Damn I miss the Hofbräuhaus Las Vegas! Bavarian food + beer + music = a fantabulous meal.
Fred | October 8, 2007 at 6:16 pm
i never thought it would Hurt to look at her
phyillis Diller-ish she’s looking now