Pamela Anderson doesn’t like reading about herself

Pamela Anderson has made a plea on her official website for the press to lay off her divorce with Kid Rock because her children can read and she’d like to resolve the divorce “amicably… and with dignity.” She writes:

I’m very concerned with the press on mine and Bob’s divorce. I know I have people who want to defend me or people who want to defend Bob, but my children can read – and I’d like to resolve this amicably – not fueling fires – and with dignity.

Kids don’t know the difference between fact and tabloid …does anybody?

Truth is Bob is great in many ways – we just don’t belong together…we mutually agree. I love my children, he loves his son…we both have wonderful family and friends as support going thru this time.

I didn’t know Pamela Anderson was capable of doing anything with dignity. I mean this is how she protests fur. She gets naked the way regular people wash their hands. The only way her kids could be any more embarrassed of her is if she cupped their genitals in public. And even then it’d almost be a tie with every other day.