Pamela Anderson has made a plea on her official website for the press to lay off her divorce with Kid Rock because her children can read and she’d like to resolve the divorce “amicably… and with dignity.” She writes:
I’m very concerned with the press on mine and Bob’s divorce. I know I have people who want to defend me or people who want to defend Bob, but my children can read – and I’d like to resolve this amicably – not fueling fires – and with dignity.
Kids don’t know the difference between fact and tabloid …does anybody?
Truth is Bob is great in many ways – we just don’t belong together…we mutually agree. I love my children, he loves his son…we both have wonderful family and friends as support going thru this time.
I didn’t know Pamela Anderson was capable of doing anything with dignity. I mean this is how she protests fur. She gets naked the way regular people wash their hands. The only way her kids could be any more embarrassed of her is if she cupped their genitals in public. And even then it’d almost be a tie with every other day.
jazzdrummer420 | November 29, 2006 at 10:49 am
with dignity, yeah like the dignity she used to hump her wedding guests…
enfilade | November 29, 2006 at 10:49 am
Good luck with that pam.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
jazzdrummer420 | November 29, 2006 at 10:50 am
she worried about her kids reading things, it’s as if they have been blind all this time and haven’t seen all the lovely things mommy can do… pa-lease…. go dignity, I think we should update the dictionary
superficially | November 29, 2006 at 10:55 am
how proud they must be of their porno star mommy….her greatest talents are bags of silicone imbedded in her chest….
i sure hope they CAN read
and why would she allow them to read the tabloids again?….
Italian Stallion | November 29, 2006 at 10:57 am
Whats really embarrassing is that her children have to read the tabloids to her………
Italian Stallion | November 29, 2006 at 10:58 am
@4 guess I answered your final question, huh?
rosie | November 29, 2006 at 10:58 am
it’s tough for kids when their moms are trashy. i mean, look at jrzmommy’s kids. poor things.
pagebetty | November 29, 2006 at 11:01 am
uh, whatever.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20704
BarbadoSlim | November 29, 2006 at 11:02 am
I gonna take a wild guess here and say that Pamela really doesn’t know dignity from pornography.
What she actually meant was that “she would like to divorce from kid rock quietly and with a little pornograhpy.”
theblemish.com | November 29, 2006 at 11:05 am
We should just throw things at her. What an idiot.
http://theblemish.com
thebor | November 29, 2006 at 11:11 am
I am trying to imagine the mind fuck that will happend to her kids when they google Pamela Anderson for the first time and thier computer explodes and lets out a toxic STD into the air.
I did it just for giggles, 5,740,000 sites. Yeah the tabloids are the big problem. I can just hear it on the playground, “your real dad has a huge cock and your mom knows how to suck it; can I come over today after school?”
aliomali | November 29, 2006 at 11:18 am
Surely Pam’s children will view the photo of their mother lap dancing on their step-dad while he shoots the finger as dignified and amicable…
crabbie | November 29, 2006 at 11:24 am
Good thing she can’t read then.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
jesseeca | November 29, 2006 at 11:24 am
i guess this is the same as britney saying she wants the media to leave her alone & just a few short months later she’s spread eagle with no undies on so her vage can eat the papparazi camera little shop of horror style. please!
JungleRed | November 29, 2006 at 11:27 am
World according to Pam: It’s her job is to make a public spectacle of herself and the tabloids’ job to shield her children from it. Good plan, you straw-headed flotation device.
libtard | November 29, 2006 at 11:27 am
Dear Children of Pamela,
YOUR MOTHER IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!!!!!!
Have a nice day.
Mojo | November 29, 2006 at 11:28 am
she forget she’s famous or something? celebrity divorces are not hush hush events.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
Missallanpoe | November 29, 2006 at 11:38 am
I lol’d at number 17. I didn’t even know her kids could read..this is really news to me.
Kids, your mothers a whore and your fathers a redneck rapper. Non of your parents have any dignity.
Jacquelantern | November 29, 2006 at 11:41 am
Hahaha… that’s funny!! Since when did she have any dignity??
86 | November 29, 2006 at 11:54 am
…….AND your names are Brandon and Dylan. Guess your mom REALLLLLY liked 90210.
BriBri | November 29, 2006 at 11:56 am
Ok…the chick who spends more time out of her clothes than in them is worried about what her kids will think of hearing about the divorce in the press?
CelebSlam.com | November 29, 2006 at 12:01 pm
She really is a whore
http://www.celebslam.com
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 29, 2006 at 12:01 pm
I ran her quote through Babelfish and set it on “Aging Prostitute to English”:
“I’m very horny because of mine and Bob’s divorce. I know I have to Bob on people who want to pork me or people who only want to touch my cans, and I’d like to resolve this with anal – not vaginal – and with lube.
Kids don’t know the difference between Bobbing and Rimming, does anybody?
Truth is Bobbing is great in many ways – we don’t just get off together…we mutually orgasm. I love my tits, he loves my tits…we both have genitals and friends who like to Bob and support my tits with their hands.”
HolisticWisdomcom | November 29, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Call me crazy, but does it make any sense that she would have sat down with her kids and told them the truth so they would KNOW what was true and what was not? Perhaps she expects her kids to figure her out by reading the tabloids and have to fend for themselves as to what to believe. Her logic puzzles me.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
heisthejuan | November 29, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Can’t she just call him Kid Rock so it’s easier for all of us?
Sassy | November 29, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Hmmm, let’s see, she dresses like a 2 bit hooker, acts like trailer trash, changes men like she changes her underwear (if she even wears any) and she wants to do this with dignity? Ah ya, okay. DREAM ON.
tits_on_snack | November 29, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Sure. And then every magazine and tabloid in the world went “OK Pam, you’re right. It would be totally not cool of us to cover this.” And then they didn’t. And then we all went on a trip to fairyland on the backs of winged unicorns. Which are called alicorns.
BarbadoSlim | November 29, 2006 at 12:11 pm
Call me crazy but Pam was 1 million times more spooge worthy when she was doing that crappy Tim Allen sitcom.
Tits_McGhee | November 29, 2006 at 12:15 pm
She’s worried about what her kids will READ about her?! She needs to worry more about that sex tape she has with their daddy.
Maybe it’s just me, but seeing my dad pork my mom is not something I would call a good time.
This is the last thing about her that she needs to be worrying about for her kids’ sake.
RichPort | November 29, 2006 at 12:48 pm
If there’s no new sex tape, I could really give a fuck.
EJ | November 29, 2006 at 12:49 pm
What’s up with the trolls and jrzmommy? She actually posts clever things – more than you can say for half the posters now. Why don’t you trolls get on the “FIRST!!!” idiots? Or the gay wack-jobs who try to work “dity sanchez” into every post .
EJ | November 29, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Or that HolisticWisdom guy? No offense, brother, but pimping your sex tapes Every. Fucking. Post. is VERY annoying.
Peace out. ;)
ponk | November 29, 2006 at 12:54 pm
pammy dear? we didn’t give you all that money to see your dignity. You sold your soul to the devil, no refunds, no returns. Tough luck for your kids.
LL | November 29, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Yeah, I think we have a consensus on this. Pam’s train left Dignity Station long, long ago.
Pam should stop hooking up with dirty rock stars and find herself a nice clean-cut accountant or doctor or something. There’s gotta be one somewhere who doesn’t mind that everyone in the world knows what she looks like naked.
Spindoc | November 29, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Pam with out the gossip magazines is the same as Freddy Kruger when people stop believing he exists…just fades away into nothing.
Her entire life has been a quest to get those tabloids to write about her, to now ask them not to is so stupid it sounds like something Lohan would come up with.
Hey Pam here’s an idea…go back in time, don’t become such a Skank-bot and then maybe you’ll get your wish
86 | November 29, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Does she still make porn?
clarkehead | November 29, 2006 at 2:47 pm
If she’s worried about her kids reading bad press about her, maybe she should just be a responsible parent and censor everything her kids get their hands on like every other responsible parent does.
Oh yeah, and try not to look like such a WHORE. Fine example you’re setting for your children.
MargeAggedon | November 29, 2006 at 4:31 pm
“…her kids can read…”
In itself this is funny.
libtard | November 29, 2006 at 4:34 pm
#17, thanks.
#30, Amen! I cant imagine how much psychological damage that sex tape could do to her children. At least #3 knew when to jump ship.
Too soon?
Allen | November 29, 2006 at 8:59 pm
It is terrible such a lovely couple is breaking up … NOT. A lot of Kid Rock jokes at a humor site I like in http://www.humor-and-jokes.com/Celebrity-Jokes/ . Seriously now, I love Pam, but thanks Kid for bringing back the fun.
AmberDextrose | November 30, 2006 at 5:59 am
As an aside, are Mattel making a line of MySize skeeze dolls in white hats?
Kid Pork
Fed-Ex
There’s definitely something coming off a production line somewhere and it’s not nice.
RichPort | November 30, 2006 at 6:20 am
If Borat has this much of an effect on American pop culture, I want his next film to be about the assasination of a rich skanky camera whore… I won’t name names, we’ll just call her Haris Pilton (because I’m cryptic like that).
Dean | November 30, 2006 at 8:40 am
heh… Bob…
DrunkBlogger | November 30, 2006 at 11:39 am
Como!?
shitsandwhich.com
blogista | November 30, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Wait a minute. Who’s Bob?
blogista | November 30, 2006 at 6:20 pm
Pam,
While I’m glad to hear your kids can read, I sure as Hell hope they never learn to Google Tommy and Pam Sex Tape.
julema | December 1, 2006 at 7:40 am
Maybe my mom is not reach, but shes not a trashy-slut-whore-whore-whore-hypocrite-notalent…
thanks god
julieann1969 | December 1, 2006 at 8:32 am
WAIT….she can read????
julema | December 1, 2006 at 12:36 pm
rich!
superstar | December 3, 2006 at 1:02 pm
Well she is right. I bet if you were famous and there were lots of rumors or mean things written about you on a site, you wouldn’t want your kids feeling ashamed of you and thinking you’re a whore :P