Playboy has offered Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards $1 million to pose nude – together. I’ll pause for a moment and allow the rush of blood to return to your brain. The Sun has the details on the potential boob-sandwich:
“Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it.”
Pammi met Denise on the set of Blonde And Blonder last year, where they became friends.
Someone needs to give Hugh Hefner the Congressional Medal of Honor today. Like right now. Sure Pamela Anderson is looking a bit rough these days, but that’s why Jesus stepped down from the heavens and gave us Photoshop. He bestowed upon us a gift that makes older women with ridiculous breasts look smoking hot. And now Hugh Hefner is using that miraculous gift to put two smoking hot chicks together – with their boobs out. Why didn’t someone tell me church was so awesome?
It would have to be weird to be interesting. Like, have Denise lie down on the floor with her legs straight up in the air, then remove one of Pam’s implants and have her kick it through the uprights. Short of that, the whole thing would be gross.
Cheesy rhinestone bedazzled, light blue gauze sun dress, flip flops and an animal print bag?
WTF????
I cannot believe the closeup shots of Pam Anderson …. the age that “woman” has on her …. Unbelievable. She should seriously consider staying out of the public eye all together… If her “career” at whatever she does wasn’t already washed up ..then, the above pictures should surly finish washing it up ..and allll away. THat is one ugly bitch. She looks like a Tranny trying to impersonate her OWNself. LOL…
and Sadly….she still thinks she is all That. sad sad sad…
and Denise Richards?… Hef is too old to decide anything these days for his magazine ..he should just leave that to a younger age group…say about 40 to 50yrs YOUNGER than him maybe. The old age has taken away all his sense of reasoning….
The only thing Richards needs to do is get a bushhog and whack some of those eyebrows down… Even then ..It wouldn’t help her looks …what a hopeless pathetic case she is.
#49, I LOVE dlisted, but I can’t get on the website from work. I get the dreaded “Access Denied” page inside. Stupid censors at work.
ohhh yuk this chic has ‘kankels’ i’m a seller of this loudmouth lifestealing yenta.
Denise Richards? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
“now Hugh Hefner is using that miraculous gift to put two smoking hot chicks together ”
I see Superfic has been hitting the bong again, hard, its the only way a person could think these too used up old hags come even close to hot never mind “smoking”
Fuglys come in pairs at playboy!
TT’s back.
I think they’ll look good thanks to the mighty airbrush. I hope it has a lesbian theme, which would be over-the-top for Playboy, now Penthouse is a horse of a different color.
Hey 19? “Attractive” doesn’t mean having all of your extremities in tact, and “fit” doesn’t describe someone under 400, but over 399 lbs.
Zing! Zing is back babee! Take notice granny fucker!
biff – September 27, 2007 1:06 PM
I think a Victoria’s Secret truck overturned and TT is still sorting through the panties.
That’s pretty damn funny, biff.
How did you know?
She needs the Botox and other work done fast. Alot of surgeons probably won’t touch her due to the high risk Hep C factor.
Thanks to lady-croft (see #39) I now believe in Voodoo and can no longer hang out here at the fish. I’m scared my children might see what I’m reading and laugh at me at the dinner table.
What the fuck ? I’ll never NEVER understand people. Why in the name of the almighty fuckmachine would anyone get excited by the thought of these two dried up sluts posing naked ? I’ve already seen one of them suck cock and get fucked, I’ve seen the other one naked more times than I’d like to. I mean even ignoring the fact that they’re both sickeningly ugly why does this excite anyone ? You’ve already seen everything these bitches have. It’s like fucking a girl in the ass and then getting all excited because you can kind of see her nipples through her shirt.
Don’t you get it??? Their careers are almost over and soon it will be infomercial time at 3 in the A.M. so they might as well put out any hotness they have left and use it. Hey look at Carmen Electra?
Pam looks fabulous. Not 19 yrs old, but fabulous. http://www.gossipgonewild.com
Hoorah for Hugh Hefner. http://www.hollyweirdreporter.com
Whatever they can get. Hugh is paying them a hefty sum, I hope. Good P.R
http://www.celebridermis.com
They’re both skanky sluts. They’ll do anything skanky. Here’s a doggy treat now do something skanky.
On her web site, Pam comments that she no longer uses a make up artist. Does her own make up now.
I say, HIRE A MAKEUP ARTIST…………
lmao @63: “It’s like fucking a girl in the ass and then getting all excited because you can kind of see her nipples through her shirt.” hahahaha!
63 yeah that last line is priceless. you should submit that entire tirade to playboy’s letters to the editor after they put this issue on the stands.
68, denise especially needs a doggy treat because her face could easily be confused with a Pekinese. I feel bad for those kids because they are completely busted & have mommy to blame.
Denise’s foot is really sexy in the first photo. WTC is going on there?
Will the spread be titled “Grannies gone wild”?
Jesus Freaking Lord, I clicked on a close up of Pam Anderson and my eyes bled. How the fuck does she do that???
make a porn and fuck each other.two idiots.
Denise Richards has got a fish face, old skin, ugly face, and lousy body..
they should add melanie griffith in there. wrinkled knees turn me ON
when denise first came into the scene i thought she was classy,,,but after that she make one skanky move after another, first was hooking and marrying charly sheen…then it all went down hill from there…
In some of the photos of Pam… you can see her bad hair extension job — tracks!!! and more tracks!!! :o She is looking older… thank God for Photoshop!
Yeah, #1, that’s so believable. You’e so clever it’s astounding…
It’s like Ali and Foreman once again
Denise is a beautiful woman and she should not been married to Charlie Sheen. She has wasted her beauty and life with that dirty bastard. Good for her that she divorced him but again I wonder why she was with Heather Locklear’s husband after. One mistake after another that she has done. The Hollywood society is infested with men who are into porn, drugs, alcohol and women who fall under their spell.
I wish the those two women good luck, good health and happiness.
I think that would turn out to be one of the greatest playboy issue. Two great looking mom’s from Hollywood and still catching people’s attention.
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