Playboy has offered Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards $1 million to pose nude – together. I’ll pause for a moment and allow the rush of blood to return to your brain. The Sun has the details on the potential boob-sandwich:
“Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it.”
Pammi met Denise on the set of Blonde And Blonder last year, where they became friends.
Someone needs to give Hugh Hefner the Congressional Medal of Honor today. Like right now. Sure Pamela Anderson is looking a bit rough these days, but that’s why Jesus stepped down from the heavens and gave us Photoshop. He bestowed upon us a gift that makes older women with ridiculous breasts look smoking hot. And now Hugh Hefner is using that miraculous gift to put two smoking hot chicks together – with their boobs out. Why didn’t someone tell me church was so awesome?
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WHAT?!!? Rejoice! Rejoice!
EWWWW Denise Richards is one FUGLY bitch!!!!
WHAT???????
Renact that scene from “Wild Things”!
Why buy this Playboy issue when you can just go into your mom’s room and sniff her old-lady panties? And when did Playboy change formats? I thought they used to photograph attractive women.
I’d rather see Sarah Jessica Parker in Playboy, just to see what they do with her tail.
My screen looks like the milky way just thinking of that.
Maybe they’ll sell this issue with complimentary pairs of support hose.
Granny-Kiss!
Pam Anderson is hot. And do you know who else is hot? Other people her own age like Annette Bening. Every sentence with Pam Anderson in it on this website should contain at least one of the following words or phrases: 1. Colostomy bag 2. Geritol 3. Grandmother 4. Nursing home 5. Saggy and/or baggy. She peaked during her last season of Tool Time and the first season of Baywatch. Anyone drooling over her now has an obvious grandmother sex fetish going on. Oh, or they’re a dirty old man in which case, good for you pops. you still got it!
ehh, I’ll pass
ha ha @ bingbong
All that make-up is making Pam look SO OLD! ACK! She has foundation all crammed in her wrinkles! She’s scary in that first picture with her finger out like a Halloween witch. *shudder* She looks like someone’s grandma trying to be sexy.
As quoted from ‘Sex in the City’: “No one wants to fuck grandma’s pussy”
I am sure the ladies will look great thanks to airbrushing their photos.
Only problem is that it’ll be photoshopped to death. I’d rather see them just as they are – however butt naked.
Wait….I just clicked on the Pam Anderson pics above – photoshop version 20 may be needed :)
LMAO @ #8 and 12
Yes, let’s see what they’d do with SJP’s tail. And horse vagina.
Pam Anderson? Isn’t she close enough to death to just go away already? Denise Richards used to be cute but now has a big manly square jawed-face.
If these two kissed it may create an implosion in space time fabric and usher in the apocalypse.
Pam Anderson…still can’t believe it. They could call the spread “Girls of Hepatitis C”
How about this instead – a Playboy pictorial featuring whatever young girls Charlie Sheen, Kid Rock, and Tommy Lee banged the previous night? Guaranteed to be 10 times hotter than these dried up skeletors.
Honestly, when they get to this age and still try to be “hot” it’s just sad. What are we supposed to be fantasizing about? Looking at a stretched-skin joker face above two rippled chest rocks while your grandma’s veiny hand tries to stroke you off before the arthritis kicks in?
I am a 28 year old attractive and fit male. I love young and old women. I am realistic about people and have no problem fantasizing about a woman old enough to be my mother and who cares, I am having a great time.
Isn’t Denise Richards like 35? 36? Is that considered old these days?
When is Pam Anderson going to realize that her look just doesn’t work for a fort y year old mom?
The are okay – but they do you think anyone of them could have EVER made it as a finalist in Miss Universe – Even in their ‘Before 25′ years
19- prove it.
LOL @ 19′s feeble attempt at a Superfish personals column.
maybe, during the photoshoot, they’ll throw a computer at an elderly lady again. fucking saggy twats, both of them.
Pamela must wear makeup. I’ve seen pictures of her without (thanks Fish) and I wasn’t pleased. Denise is ok. I’d like to have her sit on my face while I show her pictures of her ex Charlie wacking off to underage porn pictures on his PC.
19 should be read : i am 48 year old fat motherfucker with saggy testicles & have never been laid.
The money shot will be Pam bent over her walker, with her looking back at the camera with lipstick on her upper front teeth.
Pam Anderson is so past the “Cougar Stage” I feel the need to invent a new stage…. “Grizzly Stage”…
do you contract VD from looking at the pictures? Seriously, those are two of he skankiest chicks in Hollywood. And both look pretty rough these days.
Ahh, this should make their children proud. Naked mom, that’s our mom! Teacher, can we bring Playboy to class for show and tell?
both of these bitches need to get over themselves and just focus on family..
seriously, who in there right man would really fuck the crypt keeper and the seriously fucking CRAZY that is denise????
What, is this going to be like one of those side by side before and after shoots?
#31, yeah, no kidding. Isn’t Denise Richards in the middle of a dirty custody battle with Charlie Sheen? She just said he does inappropriate things in front of the kids (whatever that means). Doesn’t posing for Playboy (for a 2nd time, mind you) pretty inappropriate? What sort of message does that send to her young daughters?
Are they going to photoshop in pictures of Pamela from 15 years ago. Otherwise its just beauty and the big boobed beast.
Photoshop or not, all of the male posters KNOW they’d fuck both women if they ended up naked in the same room… and rub a few out to the Playboy issue.
In both instances, there exists the option to turn the lights off.
Hasn’t everyone pretty much seen Pammy’s mammy’s a million times over already?! (among other things). I mean come on, she’s old news. Literally and figuratively. She is seriously not aging well; must be the liver thing, and too much fun in the sun. She looks like a worn out road whore. And Denise, didn’t she show her fake rack already in some movies? And speaking of which, where did the fakies go? She seems to have deflated since then. Anyways, I’m sure photoshop will turn back time for these two.
It might be entertaining, but only if they hire Charlie Sheen to write the photo captions. “Denise loves to lie on the couch, argue, and glare at you with her unstable psycho googly eyes. She loves it when you try to slap her boney ass and end up with painful hand bruises.”
Me eat turd, get high on jenkem! I have sex with pig! I threesome mother father! Me worship Satan! Me die go hell I hope!
I want orgy with village. Me want pull train in garbage dump! Suck donkey dong! Me eat turd! Me so happy! Put rat up ass! Feel good!
Turd! Turd world! Turd house! House of turd! Flaming turd! Me worship turd! Me love turd, make jenkem! Satan! Satan happy! Me happy! Satan have my soul exchange for turd!
Denise is pretty. I’d do her in a heartbeat. But Pamela Anderson has always been too cheap and gaudy looking for my tastes. It looks like all that mileage is starting to show up on her, too. Cheap and old is always a rough (and desperate) combination. But all you Pamela Anderson fans have to stay loyal or face total loss of credibility. Drink it up, fellas. You guys made your bed, now it’s time to go lie in it. I’ll throw in a buck or two towards a stack of brown paper sacks for ya.
@20 “Isn’t Denise Richards like 35? 36? Is that considered old these days?”
That’s ancient… that slut, heidi montag or whatever, is older than Methuselah, and I think she’s only 21.
I think Hollywood is all about the babies now.
Anderson looks like a sun-damaged crack whore. I don’t think even a Hefty cinch-sack over her head could help. For someone who relies solely on her looks for $$$, I hope she has a lot of money saved up. The cash inflow is gonna dry up faster than her wrinkled, pocked face.
what the fuck, lady croft?
Lady croft is apparently Courtney Love and is sad she wasn’t asked to do Playboy.
This sickens me. Don’t know why, but I am repulsed.
How are they going to photoshop the ugly out of Denise Richards soul?
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Damn right. I’d bang both of them like a Salvation Army drum…….
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I think that’s a lady-croft troll. That or the real one has had a stroke and is now a blathering idiot.
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Pammy’s looking a little creepy in the “Ready for my closeup Mr DeMille” kinda way. She’s getting Raquel Welch hands too. Those miles are starting to wear down the tires on her. Not to mention the Hep C thing.
Oh I’d still do her though. I’m Canadian, it’s my patriotic duty to do so.