Pamela Anderson dating Michael Jackson?

September 3rd, 2008 // 63 Comments

In the biggest display of FTWism ever, Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been secretly dating, according to the UK Mirror. The two met up in Malibu and apparently hit it off proving my theory that Pamela would hump a toaster oven if it had a hedge fund:

They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We’re told: “They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”

Dating? I don’t think so. In fact, it’s pretty obvious what’s happening here: Michael Jackson wants implants. Kids love balloons!

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  1. Dave

    this woman is fucking disgusting to look at, i mean, she is HELL OM THE EYES.

  2. sandy

    looking at Pam makes me feel young, and her mug is like a basket of dried up old pot pourri

  3. jojo

    MAN, MY EYES HURT WHEN I LOOK MORE THAN 3 SECONDS AT THIS OLD BUTT UGLY WHORE! SHE LOOKS LIKE A 2 BUCK SLUT NOMATTER
    WHAT THE FUCK SHE WEARS, NOTHING ON THIS GREEN EARTH BUY A
    CLASS TO THAT TWAT! OH, BY THE WAY THEY WOULD MAKE A VERY
    CUTE COUPLE, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. MEzMo

    Why dont you leave Mike alone??? He was proven innocent. There was ZERO evidence against him. The kids mom has been convicted of Fraud 4 times!! You think maybe because he stopped talking to them she wanted to get revenge. Thats motive and she was convicted of purgery in reguards to this case! HE might not look normal. But he is a genious and has done more for this world than you people will EVER.(check guiness book of world records). In my opinion. He is the most successful human to ever grace this earth.

  5. Jon

    Michael is the greatest entertainer of all time so he can hook up with ever he likes!

  6. Gary

    This tabloid story has already been confirmed FALSE.

    BTW: Pam is an ugly old hag. She’s what you call a REAL WHORE.

  7. Ramon M.

    umm…so he finally is an adolescent boy from the early nineties? because that was the only group that thought that pam was hot at anytime

  8. Does Pam have even one outfit that looks good on her? Come on! She must make that crap herself!

    Maybe Michael is getting advice on breast implants so he can look more like Diana Ross.

    @13 HAH! These two could do a remake of the Thriller video without wearing make-up.

  9. Of course they were all chatty and hitting off. Topics of the night…2 girls sharing make up tips, and the best ways to give head! Mmmm, nice.

  10. mickey

    michael all i got to say is what happen why would you do yourself like that and no offense michael but you look a hot mess now and if you are dating someone you are so lucky cuz i would not in a million years date you maybe if you had your color that you was born with and maybe if you werent in never never land raping lil boys.your just sad!!!

  11. mickey

    michael all i got to say is what happen why would you do yourself like that and no offense michael but you look a hot mess now and if you are dating someone you are so lucky cuz i would not in a million years date you maybe if you had your color that you was born with and maybe if you werent in never never land raping lil boys.your just sad!!!

  12. popsugar

    wow imagine that

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