Pamela Anderson dating Michael Jackson?

September 3rd, 2008 // 63 Comments

In the biggest display of FTWism ever, Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been secretly dating, according to the UK Mirror. The two met up in Malibu and apparently hit it off proving my theory that Pamela would hump a toaster oven if it had a hedge fund:

They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We’re told: “They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”

Dating? I don’t think so. In fact, it’s pretty obvious what’s happening here: Michael Jackson wants implants. Kids love balloons!

Photos: Splash News

  1. P911GT10C

    The freaks always get along well together.

  2. obammy

    Everyone posting after me is an asshole

  3. x

    Thats fucking sick

  4. x

    Thats fucking sick

  5. Mercutio

    Two lonely washed up people who last were at their heights in the mid nineties and then fell off hard.

    I hope they can find solace in friendship, cause I reckon that’s all that is.

    P.S. to the man who posted no. 2? FUCK YOU.

  6. That is one of the signs of the apocalypse.

  7. Dan Quayle

    Who ever posts second is a jizz covered douche.

  8. LaLa

    what has happened to this woman????? she used to be so beautiful!!!!

  9. so does she now qualify as a lesbian?

  10. Dan Quayles Penis

    Post #7 deserves an award…..hillarious!

  11. Melissa

    Dating? I don’t think so. In fact, it’s pretty obvious what’s happening here: Michael Jackson wants implants. Kids love balloons! – no shit… that’s the first thing I thought of when I skimmed through this tragic post.

    God, that’s just fucking disgusting.

    Also, anyone know if Daft Punk tours? I’d really like to experience them live.

  12. LotsToSay

    These two are a match made in heaven. Both have had so much plastic surgery that there is always something to talk about. And as for sex, I hear that Pammy loves dressing up like a little boy to give head. Mikey loves it. Pictures at 11.

  13. AndrewMacCloud

    The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of 40000 years

    Michael can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try

    Sex with children, apes, pamela anderson,….. what’s next?

    it’ s the Evil of the Thriller!!!!!!!!!!

    Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


  14. HuckyDucky

    From Kiddie Diddler to Titty Diddler. Whaddyaknow?

  15. Randal

    Attraction comes in many different shapes and sizes.

    It’s great to read that these two have found a connection, be it just hanging out as friends or perhaps the odd flirt now and then. Pamela has had her share of up and downs, so perhaps it’s just her way of getting out there and having some light hearted fun.

    As for the King of Pop, he’s 50 now and well … why not!


  16. Fish! More Sarah Palin related articles!

  17. Wow. If the two of them had a baby, would it be made entirely of plastic?

  18. Deacon Jones

    I give up

  19. yankssuk

    Obammy, you should have been aborted before birth to save your parents (and the world) the embarrassment.

    Melissa: Daft Punk regularly play European festivals, especially France. But going to see them would involve you getting a passport and – you know – actually leaving the States. For the love of God, please don’t. The freaks should stay in one place where you can all fuck and kill each other.

    And that includes Canadian-American barbie dolls, and child molestors.

  20. Jackson'shole

    How long before she tells Jacko she’s “pregnant” so he has to marry her and then she miscarries? That’s what happened with the last two husbands. Jacko won’t care that they never had sex either.

  21. rough daddy

    Yea rightttttttt,,,,doesnt she have 2 little blonde boys?

  22. michele20

    So I’m thinkin that he was only “genuinely interested” in her after he heard about her kids. I mean, I think she has a son… And what is with her Amy Whinehouse (or however you spell that handicap drugys name) makeup? NASTY!!!!

  23. havoc

    The UK Mirror?



  24. PA stunt; damage control. Pamela Anderson=opposite of 10 year-old boy. Textbook.

    He’s planning a comeback.

  25. rough daddy

    i know Pam she loves it hard and stiff but this is ridiculous!!!

  26. Make that PR stunt. Don’t know where PA came from. Pennsylvania, maybe?

  27. Joe C

    Yuck! She hasn’t looked good since she was on Home Improvement.

  28. they can go on plastic surgery dates!

  29. tight lipped smiler

    She’s the beard he never had. How better to lure adolescent boys to his house of hideous penis deformity?


    Pam looks good. I even still like her face…with make up though

  31. ali

    i’m with 24…

    …anything in the uk mirror is questionable.

  32. sunshine

    That last picture, blown up to full size, looks more like an blonde, albino, creature from the Black Lagoon than an old, washed up, Hooker. Nightmare Alert, people!!

  33. Mojo

    WOW, is she looking old……..she oughta lay off all the pancake. Must be taking pointers from Michael.

  34. hendero

    I totally believe every word of this. Let’s see – Pam likes horse cocks, MJ likes little boys. A match made in heaven.

  35. Sara

    Of course they were chatting about her kids…SHE HAS TWO PRE-PUBESCENT BOYS FOR FUCK SAKE!!!! He wanted to give ‘em the ol’ Culkin treatment!

  36. obammy

    She’s starting to look lizardy. I’d do her if she wasn’t infested with STD’s

  37. Stiles

    PETA is a bunch of idiots. With her as their spokeswoman, all they need to do is print a picture of her vaj. Would totally turn everyone off to meat.

  38. blah

    Ah, publicity stunt much??? I mean look at the background with the “Pamela girl on the lose” promos; she’s obviously trying to drum up attention for something. Please, this is such utter bs. Yeh, ok, maybe they were caught talking. Big fricken whooop. Anyways, I thought she was back together with Tommy Lee? Oh hell, who even gives a shit at this point. I mean really…the bloom is off the rose, the girl is past her prime. She looks worn out and just needs to retire already. Or at least, for the love of God, class it up a bit. You can’t try to pull the same look you did in your 20′s and early 30′s. She’s looking way too old for the whole sexy vamped up look.

  39. This is just weird. Michael came out with a suit at the top, and pajamas at the bottom in public. How can anyone want to date him? Im still a big fan of his, but he seems way off to me now.

  40. Dartanyon

    Man……All you guys SUCK!!!! It’s awesome to see the King of Pop happy again. I don’t think it matters that both of them have had surgery, as long as their happy and Michael keeps on singing, that’s fine with me.

  41. helen

    WOAH…. pam looks like an old hag. when did that happen… eew….

  42. WildOne

    Looking at her and hearing MJ is 50 makes me feel old. OMG.

  43. Patty

    Okey…If this is true…I gotta say….WOW… never ever in my life imagine Michael with this kind of girl…BUT…If there are romance…GOOD FOR THEM…And yeah…michael always be a flirty boy..hehe….it’s sweet.!!!!

  44. Vandy

    People and then played out Michael Jackson jokes *shakes head* Anyway Michael Jackson is a legend, cut him some slack. I think that they could work in a strange way

  45. Vandy hates decencey

    cute him some slack? The guy is a freak and a child molester whose money bought him freedom? Whore.
    SueMe how could you be a fan of this pervert?

  46. Monster

    I guess we won’t get any new pamela anderson sex tapes too soon. First because there won’t be any and second they might end up as evidence against the king of poop. Maybe to change his “child mollesting freak” image MJ should rape his plastic surgeon for a change. That would make a nice modern day Frankenstein story…… i am not an animal…. I…….am…….a human being. But he would probably just charge him extra.

  47. ToTellTheTruth

    This old outdated dried up looking sewer rat faced bitch REALLY needs to go sit her geriatric ass the fuck down somewheres. Look at her fucking face…this bitch has had SO MUCH plastic surgery done, until her face is starting to sag inwards because of her OLD AGE but yet she continues to still run around acting like she’s fucking 18 or something. The expiration date on her titty milk has EXPIRED and she really should just fuck off under a rock and die…

  48. IKE

    They were discussing plastic surgeries.

  49. I think she desperately needed some “FRESH” air after the date!!

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