
On her personal blog, Pamela Anderson addresses these bikini pictures from Hawaii, laughing at herself and saying she thought she looked hotter in her own mind. She writes:
I’ve just been sent some pics from Hawaii – I have to laugh – well at least the world knows I don’t get botox – ha!…I’m much hotter in my mind – (I swear I look better) – then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside – may start doing that more. I may have to start working out too though – genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far. I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children – I’m not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach – it’s definitely surreal though – I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face – up you butt – it’s crazy – too many tabloids – must be running out of stuff to print…I’m a semi-retired single mom – hello?
I didn’t even realize the pictures were unflattering. Other than the deformed boobs she looks pretty decent for a 39-year-old. And me? Well I look spectacular for a 104-year-old. I’m going to live forever!



























I have the key and can take it off
She looks amazing for a woman of any age.
Gee what interesting reading. I didn’t know this was a dating site too?
i didn’t know that anyone but me made the rules
Did you know my saliva has mood stabilizers that can diffuse across clitoral membranes? Just sayin.
Aww.
I’m always amazed that these celebs take the time to go online, sign onto their accounts and post new blogs but don’t take the time to write a complete sentence.
what makes you think i want to be stabilized?
dunno, Biatcho mentioned something about that once.
where are you staying?
Four Seasons. Upper floor, lake view, real fancy-like (marble terlit). Interested?
yeah i think she’s still fit. plus she’s had what TWO kids?!
At least she’s honest.
And I’ll bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
…using her lower “mouth” …
why don’t you ask the consierge what the best sushi restaurant in town is, then?
He said the best sushi is at the Y in shacktown.
well, why don’t you make reservations, then?
I’m worried that it’ll be closed by the time I get there.
tant pis!
I didn’t think she looked bad, what the hell is she talking about?
She was probably reading the horrible comments we made about her on this site….
Well, her boobs are fucking ridiculous looking, what does she expect???
Mine are like a third her size, and very NOT lumpy. Probably like hers originally
She really does have a wonderful personality. And she has an incredible body for a 30 yo, much less a woman pushing 40. The boobs are bad . . . I don’t know why she does that to herself.
shack and jimbo… try Slaming Watusis for sushi. its great there
She looks a damnsight better than Jenna Jameson or Paris Hilton. Check that, please- Jenna Jameson *and* Paris Hilton…
I think she looks fantastic (besides the waay too big boobs). She looks better than people half her age, AND she’s had two kids? She’s so lucky and I’m amazed that she’s so modest about it. Sounds impressively down-to-earth. I like her. :)
#24, you’re younger than my ex-husband but he was too young for me too. You’re hot though.
Her honesty is so refreshing. She seems like cool peeps.
Aw Pam you look great except for the dodgy doughy knocker, I am not sure if its genuine humility but it is nice even if its BS, obviously I am a sentimental old fart.
Tyra Banks coulda done with some of that after her FAT picture came out.
I remember why I like Pam now – cos of her animal rights work, yeah thats it. Bless her.
Her boobs look plastic (like a Barbie dolls), but otherwise, I think she looks pretty good.
Eh she just needs sunscreen.
Oh, and eyebrows. She has no eyebrows.
She’s talking the same kind of shit that Brit was on about in her little pseudo-sarcastic rant. She’s beating everybody to the punch by defending herself – by *refusing* to defend herself – when in reality, nobody’s really saying she looks bad.
Public diaries make everything sound so heartfelt. She even pulls the bubblehead card by pretending she just assumes she’s hot and doesn’t scrutinize herself. As if she’s so unaffected, she doesn’t even look in the mirror.
This is clearly an exercise in America’s ability to detect sarcasm from a celebrity. We’ve learned that Pam is a better actress than Britney. But we learned that from V.I.P..
Pan knows that she’s still hot for her age. You guy crack me up, you know you love looking at those boobs,fake or not.
Now there’s some refreshing self-deprecation!
I actually like Pamela. She’s *gasp* intelligent! And she seems really down-to-earth and humble about herself. She’s fine in my book.
I have to say though, I have seen old pics of her and she was so naturally beautiful…she doesn’t need all the surgery she gets.
I see DrPlowshit is hiding, that’s freakin funny…don’t like the gay jokes,I see!!
Pam has been looking mighty busted in the face the last few years and sorry,I was thinkin she was mid forties,not 39.The tits are jacked too…..she just went overboard on the plastic surgery and you can tell her love life has taken its toll on her looks.She used to be so pretty,what a shame.
So Jimbo and schack, when’s this shit going down? I’d sure like an update, seems you two really hit it off amidst all your challenges…! No, seriously, it was enjoyable in a surreal kind of way, reading a lovestory amidst a discussion over Pams giant breasts. Goes to show, anything can happen. When’s my princess gonna show? Boo….
Wonder who Pam will have after Tommy gets off her ass, poor Kid Rock,who wants his germs now? That was so mean to do him like that… Chicks are bitches from hell.
FUCK, she’s hotter than hell.
She doesn’t look pretty decent for a 39 year old, she’s the fucking hottest and best looking 39 year old in the whole world.
And man, it doesn’t matter if she’s 39, 20, 25 or 18…she looks fucking hot for all ages.