Pamela Anderson confused about her hotness

April 17th, 2007 // 93 Comments
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On her personal blog, Pamela Anderson addresses these bikini pictures from Hawaii, laughing at herself and saying she thought she looked hotter in her own mind. She writes:

I’ve just been sent some pics from Hawaii – I have to laugh – well at least the world knows I don’t get botox – ha!…I’m much hotter in my mind – (I swear I look better) – then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside – may start doing that more. I may have to start working out too though – genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far. I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children – I’m not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach – it’s definitely surreal though – I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face – up you butt – it’s crazy – too many tabloids – must be running out of stuff to print…I’m a semi-retired single mom – hello?

I didn’t even realize the pictures were unflattering. Other than the deformed boobs she looks pretty decent for a 39-year-old. And me? Well I look spectacular for a 104-year-old. I’m going to live forever!


  1. Who would have ever guessed that Pamela Anderson would be the celebrity who is honest and down-to-earth? Good for her! I like her better after reading that.

  2. Danner

    Againnn! Go away!

  3. Jimbo

    I would rather look at her tits than that tranny Jenna.

  4. schack

    i’m sure she is hotter in real life. cameras do EVIL things. but those boobs scare the shit out of me. it’s the elephant from the corner, marching in, America. First generation of siliconbarbie women get OLD. look away!

  5. schack

    you’re up early, jimbo. for california, anyway.

  6. schack

    i can’t even imagine what jenna’s sillies look like…

  7. Jimbo

    Schack I am in Chicago this week

  8. farty mcshitface

    she does have gross looking boobs. horribly oversized and her body is crap like it has always been. never understood why some ever thought she was attractive.

  9. schack

    #8, i don’t know why, but your name is hysterical to me.

    what are you doing in chicago, jim?

  10. Nat

    I said it yesterday, and I’ll say it again. I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of her. Sure, she’s getting worse, but it’s still her.

  11. Jimbo

    My company is buiding a big data center here and I am helping with the network

  12. tits_on_snack

    Fucking lose the wonky beachball tits and she’d be fine. The boobs are just ridiculous. I don’t expect men to have giant prosthetic nutsacks the size of santa’s fucking toy bag, and Pam seriously doesn’t need these disproportionate weird breasts.

  13. Fishstick

    I once dressed up as her for halloween because my fiance looked like tommy lee. then i realized i was only with him because he looked like tommy lee, and was about as disease ridden. sigh…im a dirty whore.

  14. MrSemprini

    She looked good in Barb Wire. Since then, not so much.

    Tommy lee, In other news, has returned from the dead… again.

  15. schack

    well, guess what! i’m in chicago too.

  16. Jimbo

    Are we going to have dinner tonight?

  17. Sheva

    How many times has she had beach balls added and removed. She must have tons of scarring over her chest.

    She said before she was removing them and then she’s back to stupidity with these bizzro bowling balls thrown in.

    Gross.

  18. Fishstick

    what happened to the political nutjob from yesterday? im bored at work, need some tuesday morning entertainment.

  19. schack

    i’m pretty busy tonight

  20. Jimbo

    Washing your hair?

  21. schack

    no. basking in the sweet smell of sperminated crotch. how’s that for an excuse?

  22. Fishstick

    ew. i just snarfed choco-raspberry coffee. thanks.

  23. Jimbo

    That is better than washing yor hair. I did not know that sperminated crotch was sweet smelling. Would this be your crotch or someone else?

  24. Lowlands

    As you all know folks,i’m 27 and i look pretty decent for my age.

  25. Fishstick

    Im 28 and i look better than you. Probably because i have boobs, but whatever.

  26. schack

    well, obviously it can smell pretty strong, but even then i like it. i picture my body rapidly consolidating other images and memories around that smell, working to infuse my whole world with his presence, to make me his. but i also like the smell of skunk, so that means i’m weird, no?

  27. Jimbo

    I am getting a pretty good picture. Werid has never been a word I have thought of to describe you

  28. LL

    I always kinda liked Pam, she seems like an OK person (despite her horrible taste in men), like she’s got a sense of humor and even a brain. Those boobs are way too damn big, though. When you got a small frame (she’s only about 5’3″) your boobies should not each be the size of a human head. That’s too much boobage.

  29. ezra

    at least the skank can type

  30. hendero

    So Pam reckons “genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.”

    No Pam, it’s those giant, inflatable, formerly attractive and now semi-repugnant fake breasts that have gotten you this far.

    I still would though, and would hazard a guess most of the men on this site, if given the chance, would do the same.

  31. schack

    well, you don’t know me, do you?

  32. Jimbo

    Not very well, but I still would not call you weird

  33. schack

    how long you in town?

  34. Jimbo

    Until Friday. Are you free any other night?

  35. whitegold

    Hmm, she comes off sounding pretty good in her blog. Gotta respect that. Especially compared to someone like Courtney Love’s blog from the other day haha! And she looks better than JJ also. So all in all, she’s still alright.

    And agreed with #10!

  36. schack

    you gonna buy me dinner?

  37. Jimbo

    Yes, just to meet you I would love to buy you dinner

  38. schack

    i have pretty discriminating taste when it comes to food…

  39. Jimbo

    I was not planning on going to White Castle. where do you want to go?

  40. schack

    i’m not the one who’s the yuppie. you’re required to know these things.

  41. Jimbo

    I am not a yuppie and I don’t live here so I don’t know what is good or where these places are. I have been to the Hard Rock. That is the only place in downtown that I know of

  42. schack

    well, i’ll do some research and get back to you sometime, then.

  43. Jimbo

    Ok, I will be waiting

  44. schack

    wherever we go, i’m watching my drink like a fucking hawk.

  45. Jimbo

    you can take it to the bathroom with you if you want. When are we going to dinner?

  46. schack

    i guess thurs night would be best for me

  47. biatcho

    Jimbo make sure you wear extra long pants to cover up the ankle bracelet.

  48. biatcho

    When you come back from the bathroom there’ll be semen on your plate.

  49. I HATE to admit it……..

    But she seemed kinda cool in that statement.

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