Pamela Anderson confused about her hotness

April 17th, 2007 // 93 Comments
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On her personal blog, Pamela Anderson addresses these bikini pictures from Hawaii, laughing at herself and saying she thought she looked hotter in her own mind. She writes:

I’ve just been sent some pics from Hawaii – I have to laugh – well at least the world knows I don’t get botox – ha!…I’m much hotter in my mind – (I swear I look better) – then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside – may start doing that more. I may have to start working out too though – genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far. I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children – I’m not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach – it’s definitely surreal though – I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face – up you butt – it’s crazy – too many tabloids – must be running out of stuff to print…I’m a semi-retired single mom – hello?

I didn’t even realize the pictures were unflattering. Other than the deformed boobs she looks pretty decent for a 39-year-old. And me? Well I look spectacular for a 104-year-old. I’m going to live forever!

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Comments (93)

  1. HerpesHilton | April 17, 2007 at 7:13 am

    Who would have ever guessed that Pamela Anderson would be the celebrity who is honest and down-to-earth? Good for her! I like her better after reading that.

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  2. Danner | April 17, 2007 at 7:13 am

    Againnn! Go away!

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  3. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 7:14 am

    I would rather look at her tits than that tranny Jenna.

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  4. schack | April 17, 2007 at 7:15 am

    i’m sure she is hotter in real life. cameras do EVIL things. but those boobs scare the shit out of me. it’s the elephant from the corner, marching in, America. First generation of siliconbarbie women get OLD. look away!

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  5. schack | April 17, 2007 at 7:16 am

    you’re up early, jimbo. for california, anyway.

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  6. schack | April 17, 2007 at 7:19 am

    i can’t even imagine what jenna’s sillies look like…

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  7. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 7:23 am

    Schack I am in Chicago this week

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  8. farty mcshitface | April 17, 2007 at 7:25 am

    she does have gross looking boobs. horribly oversized and her body is crap like it has always been. never understood why some ever thought she was attractive.

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  9. schack | April 17, 2007 at 7:27 am

    #8, i don’t know why, but your name is hysterical to me.

    what are you doing in chicago, jim?

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  10. Nat | April 17, 2007 at 7:29 am

    I said it yesterday, and I’ll say it again. I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of her. Sure, she’s getting worse, but it’s still her.

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  11. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 7:31 am

    My company is buiding a big data center here and I am helping with the network

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  12. tits_on_snack | April 17, 2007 at 7:32 am

    Fucking lose the wonky beachball tits and she’d be fine. The boobs are just ridiculous. I don’t expect men to have giant prosthetic nutsacks the size of santa’s fucking toy bag, and Pam seriously doesn’t need these disproportionate weird breasts.

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  13. Fishstick | April 17, 2007 at 7:32 am

    I once dressed up as her for halloween because my fiance looked like tommy lee. then i realized i was only with him because he looked like tommy lee, and was about as disease ridden. sigh…im a dirty whore.

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  14. MrSemprini | April 17, 2007 at 7:33 am

    She looked good in Barb Wire. Since then, not so much.

    Tommy lee, In other news, has returned from the dead… again.

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  15. schack | April 17, 2007 at 7:33 am

    well, guess what! i’m in chicago too.

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  16. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 7:37 am

    Are we going to have dinner tonight?

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  17. Sheva | April 17, 2007 at 7:39 am

    How many times has she had beach balls added and removed. She must have tons of scarring over her chest.

    She said before she was removing them and then she’s back to stupidity with these bizzro bowling balls thrown in.

    Gross.

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  18. Fishstick | April 17, 2007 at 7:39 am

    what happened to the political nutjob from yesterday? im bored at work, need some tuesday morning entertainment.

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  19. schack | April 17, 2007 at 7:41 am

    i’m pretty busy tonight

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  20. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 7:43 am

    Washing your hair?

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  21. schack | April 17, 2007 at 7:45 am

    no. basking in the sweet smell of sperminated crotch. how’s that for an excuse?

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  22. Fishstick | April 17, 2007 at 7:46 am

    ew. i just snarfed choco-raspberry coffee. thanks.

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  23. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 7:48 am

    That is better than washing yor hair. I did not know that sperminated crotch was sweet smelling. Would this be your crotch or someone else?

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  24. Lowlands | April 17, 2007 at 7:50 am

    As you all know folks,i’m 27 and i look pretty decent for my age.

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  25. Fishstick | April 17, 2007 at 7:52 am

    Im 28 and i look better than you. Probably because i have boobs, but whatever.

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  26. schack | April 17, 2007 at 7:54 am

    well, obviously it can smell pretty strong, but even then i like it. i picture my body rapidly consolidating other images and memories around that smell, working to infuse my whole world with his presence, to make me his. but i also like the smell of skunk, so that means i’m weird, no?

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  27. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 7:58 am

    I am getting a pretty good picture. Werid has never been a word I have thought of to describe you

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  28. LL | April 17, 2007 at 8:01 am

    I always kinda liked Pam, she seems like an OK person (despite her horrible taste in men), like she’s got a sense of humor and even a brain. Those boobs are way too damn big, though. When you got a small frame (she’s only about 5’3″) your boobies should not each be the size of a human head. That’s too much boobage.

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  29. ezra | April 17, 2007 at 8:02 am

    at least the skank can type

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  30. hendero | April 17, 2007 at 8:03 am

    So Pam reckons “genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.”

    No Pam, it’s those giant, inflatable, formerly attractive and now semi-repugnant fake breasts that have gotten you this far.

    I still would though, and would hazard a guess most of the men on this site, if given the chance, would do the same.

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  31. schack | April 17, 2007 at 8:04 am

    well, you don’t know me, do you?

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  32. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 8:08 am

    Not very well, but I still would not call you weird

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  33. schack | April 17, 2007 at 8:11 am

    how long you in town?

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  34. me_ me_me | April 17, 2007 at 8:12 am
  35. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 8:12 am

    Until Friday. Are you free any other night?

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  36. whitegold | April 17, 2007 at 8:13 am

    Hmm, she comes off sounding pretty good in her blog. Gotta respect that. Especially compared to someone like Courtney Love’s blog from the other day haha! And she looks better than JJ also. So all in all, she’s still alright.

    And agreed with #10!

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  37. schack | April 17, 2007 at 8:16 am

    you gonna buy me dinner?

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  38. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 8:19 am

    Yes, just to meet you I would love to buy you dinner

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  39. schack | April 17, 2007 at 8:22 am

    i have pretty discriminating taste when it comes to food…

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  40. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 8:24 am

    I was not planning on going to White Castle. where do you want to go?

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  41. schack | April 17, 2007 at 8:27 am

    i’m not the one who’s the yuppie. you’re required to know these things.

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  42. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 8:30 am

    I am not a yuppie and I don’t live here so I don’t know what is good or where these places are. I have been to the Hard Rock. That is the only place in downtown that I know of

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  43. schack | April 17, 2007 at 8:32 am

    well, i’ll do some research and get back to you sometime, then.

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  44. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 8:33 am

    Ok, I will be waiting

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  45. schack | April 17, 2007 at 8:39 am

    wherever we go, i’m watching my drink like a fucking hawk.

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  46. Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 8:41 am

    you can take it to the bathroom with you if you want. When are we going to dinner?

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  47. schack | April 17, 2007 at 8:43 am

    i guess thurs night would be best for me

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  48. biatcho | April 17, 2007 at 8:43 am

    Jimbo make sure you wear extra long pants to cover up the ankle bracelet.

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  49. biatcho | April 17, 2007 at 8:44 am

    When you come back from the bathroom there’ll be semen on your plate.

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  50. Spindoc | April 17, 2007 at 8:44 am

    I HATE to admit it……..

    But she seemed kinda cool in that statement.

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