Pamela Anderson stripped last night for two sold out performances at the Crazy Horse in Paris. The crowd of over 500 fans paid $300 a pop to get in. Sadly all journalists and photographers were banned. (Sorry, guys!) Pam came on stage in a sheer black body stocking and did her stage bow on the back of a motorcycle. Her performance was an homage to ’50s sex icon Brigitte Bardot who sent Pamela flowers and wished her well. People reports:
Though the Crazy Horse specializes in presenting topless dancers, “It’s a celebration of women,” says Anderson. “It’s done very respectfully, very classy, and it’s a wonderful show for women as well as for men.”
“This isn’t for money,” said Anderson. “It’s just for the love of the art, and the Crazy Horse does it best.”
Whoa there, Pamela Anderson. I don’t go to the strip club to learn about art. I go to do math problems: If Candy is on Pole A, Trixie is on Pole B and The Superficial Writer, who only has $10, is sitting two seats down from Pole B, how many dollar bills does he need to lay down for Candy and Trixie to kiss but still have money left over for his tenth whiskey sour? (Hint: Don’t forget to carry the one.)
TS | February 15, 2008 at 12:25 pm
FIRST you oozing anal sores
adam | February 15, 2008 at 12:27 pm
very classy
Jimbo | February 15, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Since when did Pam need a special reason to take her cloths off??
sportsdvl | February 15, 2008 at 12:32 pm
#1, you are so fucking lame.
What is more American than taking off your clothes? Of course, she was in France when she did it.
The Office Whore | February 15, 2008 at 12:34 pm
so, I could have charged the people in the bar last night? Son of a fucking bitch..
Where’s FRIST? I need a drink..
RichPort | February 15, 2008 at 12:36 pm
#1 – I’m clapping…
Mick | February 15, 2008 at 12:36 pm
What’s the big deal? You can see a stripper who looks like Pam at any strip joint, any day of the week. Well…more like at strip joints in really run-down areas…on Tuesdays.
ew | February 15, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Ew ew ew
stormer | February 15, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Nice fish lips.
RichPort | February 15, 2008 at 12:41 pm
She must have misheard and thought it was the Crazy Whores. Easy mistake.
D. Richards (Atheist.) | February 15, 2008 at 12:41 pm
The crowd was stunned in to speechless after seeing Pamela’s three inch long labia, dangling between her legs like a man’s flaccid penis.
There was no sex between couples after the show.
Spank Me | February 15, 2008 at 12:45 pm
She smells like 3 day old used douchewater.
Mdiz | February 15, 2008 at 12:47 pm
As a Canadian… I feel Shame…. BTW She is From Comox BC, But if you Americans want her… She’s all yours.
Spazz | February 15, 2008 at 12:47 pm
#11 – that’s brilliant!
Spiraticus | February 15, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Her kids must be proud. Can’t you get an std from looking at her toxic tits?
SaraDevil | February 15, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Obviously there is only one correct answer to the superfishes math problem, you lay down five, and when they start making out, you take back one out Trixie’s garter belt and order that drink before the bouncer gets you. You have to slam that drink though.
Timmay | February 15, 2008 at 12:47 pm
The prominent rippling on the sides of her fake boobs was just breathtaking! For some reason I stopped to buy freezer bags on the way home.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | February 15, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Psycho Pony!
DB | February 15, 2008 at 12:49 pm
So now she takes makeup tips from Amy Winehouse?
deaconjones | February 15, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Richport is a fag.
Secret Squirrel | February 15, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Nothing special. Everyone’s already seen everything she’s got on the Internet.
#7 is right as rain. They all look like my bubble-eyed gold fish with blonde hair
I have a couple of questions for The Crazy Horse Saloon though …….
1. Who got the lap dance?
2. Did she stick to the floor when she did the splits?
3. When she sat on the bar-stool naked, did she slip clear to the floor?
4. How long does it take to fumigate after she’s left to go home ?
5. Does her robe have a picture of Tommy Lee -or- Kid Rock on it ?
6. Can she truley suck a golfball through a 50 foot garden hose like Tommy Lee claims?
Because if #6 is true, I’ll marry the slut myself !!
logic | February 15, 2008 at 12:58 pm
You know you have had to much collagen when your lips no longer look like a nice curved kiss and instead look like two nasty busted orange slices. Why can’t this plastic Hep C whore celebrate women by lighting herslef on fire? What a toxic pile of slimy goo that would be, prolly would smell like burning rubber. I’d like to add Paris, Britney, Lindsay and the Olsen twins to that fire. It would be like our version of the burning of the bra’s, “the burning of the ho’s”. LIBERATE US! Even lady liberty would be proud! But, imagine if instead of getting rid of them they all moulded together and became some horrrible std ridden evil superaddict melted plastic whore villain that would terrorize us all.
Oh god it’s not worth the risk… the last thing we need is another Tara Reid.
Yay that rhymes!
Jumpin_J | February 15, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Let me get this straight. We have photos of Brittany’s hoochie but no media allowed inside the Crazy Horse? No one has a cell phone that takes pictures? C’mon.
Trover | February 15, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Seriously, she goes full nude, you tell us, then give us those photos? wth? Deliver some goods, or pass on the story Fish. I want to see 2008 Pammy kooch
deaconjones | February 15, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Oh come on
I know there’s a bunch of guys out there that wwould love to use her as a fuck doll for a couple weeks or so. I like MILF’s
Reminds of my days in Ocean City, MD at Seacrets picking up all the 30 something divorced women and nailing their brains out at 10, and then slipping back into the bar before their girlfriends notice theyre gone…ahhhhhh
hot | February 15, 2008 at 1:07 pm
someone saw her profile with hot photos on millionairefriends.com. A joke made by someone? But who cares. It’s said some celebs have found their perfect match there. Maybe sometimes she really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy.
Auntie Kryst | February 15, 2008 at 1:09 pm
She did it for the love of art? She is a class act. Who wants to bet that the entire audience was filled with a bunch of greasy middle-aged swarthy middle eastern dickheads. “Pa mela, Pa mela! I buy you for 100 camel!”
LL | February 15, 2008 at 1:11 pm
RichPort rules.
I don’t seek out naked pics of Pam Anderson, and even I have seen her naked enough times that I cannot fathom why anyone would pay to see her naked, much less pay $300. For $300, you should get a happy ending by the method of your choosing.
But that’s just me. I’m old-fashioned that way. Triple digit payout gets you full contact.
deaconjones | February 15, 2008 at 1:14 pm
by ‘nailing’ I of course mean sucking on my very small pocket dildo. I have a sensitive mouth ever since that one big night at Jeffs house.
logic | February 15, 2008 at 1:15 pm
#21. Hep C is transmittable through saliva, I wouldn’t do that to yourself guy, there are plenty of undiseased whores that can suck.. LOL what the fuck am I saying an “undiseased whore”? You’ll have btter luck finding a unicorn but, that wouldn’t give you the kind of pleasure you’re looking for although if John Mayer is back on the market it may be the perfect companion for him.
I guess you’ll have to go with a high end vacum cleaner instead. Put a wig and a silicone bra on it and it’s a upgrade from this bitch and bonus, much more useful around the house and smarter.
Phil McGraw PhD | February 15, 2008 at 1:18 pm
As a professional, I find it troubling that you consistently react negatively to well-endowed women.
If a lady is kind enough to let a fine pair of puppies come out and breathe, and if she does so in a supportive environment like the Crazy Horse where affirmation come in all denominations, then, Chester, it’s time to unstrap that drool bucket, leave the keyboard and go insert some cash in a garter like you got a pair.
–Dr Phil
deaconjones | February 15, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Richport is a fag.
TS | February 15, 2008 at 1:25 pm
You trolls never stop. Like a fucking muslim extremist. Unreal.
Secret Squirrel | February 15, 2008 at 1:30 pm
@24 – she has a naked pussy in 08 …. She had to buy a wig for it because of the Frenchies.
The world knows the sight of a hairless woman would traumatize the french male population.
She hasn’t shaved her arm pits nor her legs since Jan. 22nd when she was asked to be a stripper by a bar in france. Whereupon she imiadiately stopped bathing and shaving as per their requests.
The media says “In Paris” like that is supposed to make some sort of difference in how the masses view the “Musicians Whore”
Not Likely Frenchie …. YOU keep her … She’s worn out her welcome in USA
RichPort | February 15, 2008 at 1:34 pm
#20 & 32 – Your dad would know.
#28 – Me love you long time… especially if you look like deaconjones’s dad.
deaconjones | February 15, 2008 at 1:40 pm
@35
Dude, its not me, its this fat bitch named IWISH that keeps trolling me, I struck a nerve with her a week or so back
WTF | February 15, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I was at a Home Depot yesterday, and some ugly old guy told me that Pamela Anderson has got nothing on me. I’m still trying to figure out if this was a compliment or an insult.
I still have no clue as to what her meant since I don’t have a nose that looks like a dick or balloon boobs.
WTF | February 15, 2008 at 2:10 pm
What a talent she can suck a golfball through a 50 foot garden hose. I’m so impressed, she is my idol. I used to idolized and want to be just like Condi Rice, but Pamela’s specialized art has made me awestruck.
Pamela is a useless illegal Canadian alien that we need to deport ASAP!
Maximus | February 15, 2008 at 2:20 pm
is it wrong that i have absolutely no desire to see this over-the-hill, too-much-surgically-altered, no-talent blonde naked ever again? i’ll settle for the shots from her first few playboy appearances when she actually looked like a human being.
veroonica | February 15, 2008 at 2:21 pm
who in the fuck would pay 300 to see grandma NOT strip? However, those froggys are into Jerry Lewis too, so I geuss it makes sense.
Penis | February 15, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Please don’t take me to a strip show where people say “wow she looks great for her age.” Thank you.
BunnyButt | February 15, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I’d like to see a celebration of men that involves George Clooney doing some nude pole dancing …
lila | February 15, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Yeah?? I bet you she pocketed the tips too, the greedy byyaatch!! Isn’t she pregnant??
EuroNeckPain | February 15, 2008 at 2:44 pm
An “homage” to Brigitte Bardot ? That’s weird. Bardot was a beautiful woman, Pamela Anderson is a disgusting caricature. Look at her; the lozenge of the dress is supposed to lay on the chest, she is so deformed that every piece of clothing looks ugly on her. Besides, in a recent performance at the Crazy Horse, the topless dancers were dressed like British guards, except that they had a ponytail over their asses so that their legs looked like those of a horse. Talk about celebration of women ! Looked like the ultimate humiliation, rather.
gosyco | February 15, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Approx four out of the last six stories have contained enormous breasts. I sense a pattern.
Personally, I’m a fan of glorious natural ta-tas.
(where’s my woman…)
Maximus | February 15, 2008 at 3:14 pm
@45: Amen, brother.
Xenophobia | February 15, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Oh, and by the way, it is about time that some people realize that the World War II era is now six decades behind us, that what GIs noticed about the poor French families back then (hairy, not well washed, no refrigerator, bad toilet paper, berets, etc.) might not be true any more. Okay, Jerry Lewis is more recent, it was ONLY 40 years ago !!!
#34 and #40 please travel abroad.
Your cities look like our industrial wasteland. Your wedding meals are worse than our picnics. And your president is a moron.
KickRocks | February 15, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Yes Pam, stripping is very classy. Thanks for that.
Are you fucking kidding me?
OttoMatick | February 15, 2008 at 7:00 pm
I hope she goes to Amsterdam to honor and pay tribute to the red light district window workers.
2far2gethome | February 15, 2008 at 7:49 pm
When did Pam start looking like a drag queen? And she’s been in Playboy about 300 times (presumably before she started looking like a man in drag). What’s the big deal about her stripping?