Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock divorce

November 27th, 2006 // 73 Comments
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Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have decided to split after less than four months of marriage. Both filed divorce papers citing “irreconcilable differences” although Pamela lists the date of separation as November 21 and Kid Rock lists the date of separation as November 26. Pamela writes on her online diary:

11/27/2006
Divorce

Yes, it’s true.
Unfortunately impossible.

This is only surprising if you don’t know who Pamela Anderson or Kid Rock are. Otherwise it’s a wonder they made it past day six. You’d think having sex with the wrong people during the honeymoon would’ve been the first sign the marriage wasn’t going to work.

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  1. tweetyeyes

    These assholes shouldnt be aloud to marry unless they have lived together for at least 10 years and have attended counceling. He probably ran out of ideas as to how to keep his ass from falling in.

  2. S.P.F.R.S.

    Does anyone cite anything other than “irreconcilable differences” now? Those two buzz words are getting old.

  3. Tits_McGhee

    Kid Rock was quoted as saying, “Even platinum pussy gets old after a while”.

  4. jojo

    That is alot of forehead.

  5. wednesdayheartattack

    #53
    In the state of California, the only two options available when filing for divorce are irreconcilable differences and incurable insanity, so that’s why it always pops up.

    Although in this case option two seems much more accurate.

  6. wednesdayheartattack

    Oops, I meant #52

  7. Mumbles

    What’s with those shoes? There was like 5 minutes when I actually respected Pamela Anderson when she had her breast implants taken out. Then, she had bigger ones put in thus solidifying her place in Hodum.

  8. PontiacFlanagan

    She’s already to’e-up and diseased, but for those of you who missed the most important point of this story…she fucked Kid Rock. That’s about as low as you can get, to my knowledge. If there are still any dumb, closet-case fratboys trying to say that this skank is hot then they have no leg to stand on now. She was cute when she was first discovered and has been on a downward spiral ever since, and fucking Kid Rock is the equivalent of her face smashing into the asphalt after her chute didn’t open. Also, she has Hepatitis C or something. And she fucked Kid Rock.

  9. ponk

    good fucking god! … i’m speechless.

  10. Can’t imagine any man can measure up (literally) after Tommy Lee…

  11. Poor Pammy. She’s deluded herself into thinking she’s marriage material… For Larry King maybe. My anus itches just looking at her picture.

  12. sssucks

    What took them so long? Any marraige that starts with the bride wearing a captains hat is destined to be forever.

  13. Emma Peele

    She’s still hot (though a little worse for wear), and he’s….not.

  14. If these two crazy kids can’t make out, what hope do the rest of us have?

  15. aurealis

    It’s not so much them that aren’t compatible, it’s their respective STDs. It’s not like they’d cancel themselves out! It must have been a constant battle of inflamations and ooze.

  16. EvilPotato

    She may be incapable of maintaining a stable relationship, but for as old as her face looks, she’s got great legs.

  17. Wow, so who will be next for Pam? Let me guess a grungy looking musician!

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  18. Fanny

    Y’all are crazee. Kid Rock is totally fuckable.

  19. ganzinblau

    now she can marry borat.

  20. AmberDextrose

    Well, everyone else having exhausted the bitching on Pammy and KR, I can only say that there is NO WAY that is Paris in the background.

    I mean, really. PARIS… In. The. Background.

    She would have found a way to make the shot about her. Possibly by challenging the others to a Top Trumps game based on STDs.

  21. RichPort

    #30 – HA!!!

    Who’s next??? Jim Carey and Jen McCarthy??? Nicole Richie divorcing her purge finger? Julia Roberts and that camera dude? Paris Hilton and her mirror??? We really can never tell with these crazy Hollywood trysts. All we can do is make some popcorn, crack open a beer, and let the hilarity ensue.

  22. good – she’s finally dropping that trailer trash

  23. My teen daughter was saying to me (when the two got married) how much they ‘obviously’ loved each other due to the many seremonies all around the world they had….. I had told her that it seemed like nothing more than a publicity stunt and I did not believe they would last through the year. Today she was shocked and I had to explain a few things about the intimacy of love. Again Paula, you are right on it. You’re a fine reporter.

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