Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock divorce

November 27th, 2006 // 73 Comments

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have decided to split after less than four months of marriage. Both filed divorce papers citing “irreconcilable differences” although Pamela lists the date of separation as November 21 and Kid Rock lists the date of separation as November 26. Pamela writes on her online diary:


Yes, it’s true.
Unfortunately impossible.

This is only surprising if you don’t know who Pamela Anderson or Kid Rock are. Otherwise it’s a wonder they made it past day six. You’d think having sex with the wrong people during the honeymoon would’ve been the first sign the marriage wasn’t going to work.


  1. Tracie

    Ha! And they said it wouldn’t last!
    ….Oh wait, it didn’t

  2. Wow-just in time for Christmas! She sure can pick ‘em!

  3. TheRanchTooth

    Or fourth…
    Or fifth…

    I would have been first, but the sign in for comments sucks!!!!

  4. This makes me so sad. Next thing we’ll hear is that Tom and Katie have split. Shocking, just shocking.

  5. Regnig

    We shouldn’t be surpised about the divorce.. We SHOULD be surprised that Pamela Anderson can write in 3rd person!

  6. Kid will always have the hepatitis as a reminder of their love

  7. jrzmommy

    And to think how happy she looked grinding on all those guys aboard the yacht on their wedding day… can this be?

  8. They should make them get 4 divorces as punishment for the ridiculousness of having 4 weddings.

  9. cole007

    I know what – she’s looking for a flinging free threesome with the brit and paris. It’s not enough that they get all the posts around here! Lesbionic triad of evil!


    No way. I gave them 5 months minimum. Can’t believe I lost that bet.

  11. llllllllll

    Whats Paris Hilton doing in the back?

  12. superlyficial

    thats not paris in the back…that lady’s too classy to be a hilton.

  13. Regnig

    #12.. If I had a dime for everytime I uttered that phrase.. I’d be a millionaire.

  14. Tracy

    It happened like this… Pam had her eye appointment last week and the doctor increased the strength of her contact lens prescription, while simultaneously in a doctor’s office across town, Kid was getting a routine blood test.

    When they arrived home, Pam got a good look at her new hubby for the first time, just as the phone rang giving Kid the positive results of his hep test. The rest is history.

  15. ImaCracka

    Maybe he finally figured out what hep C was and figured if he left he might be able to save himself…….

  16. Pagan Queen

    etu, Pamela, etu

  17. frenchtoaststix

    Wow! Was that faster than the Kenny Chesney- Renee Zellweger union!? People in a coma won’t even know this occurred. In fact, every time I look upon that dopey-ass face of Kid Rock, I wish I WAS in a coma.

  18. ImaCracka

    I can almost here the guy on the P.A. system next to her bed…..

    “Now serving # 34… #34 please!!!!!”

  19. James


  20. yournamehere

    actually their child wised up first and got the hell out

  21. PrettyBaby

    Tomorrow’s Fish headline will be ” Pamela Back Together With Tommy” It apparently never ends. And I say- Keep it up Pam! She must be going for some sort of record here. Only no one knows what for…

  22. I kinda look at any story featuring these two the way I would look at a new season of “Saved by the Bell” I wasn’t that excited about it the first time I heard it and find my interest lessoning with every mention.

    Oh, and one last thing, DAmn, Pam must be cursing the guy who invented HDTV because if she looks that weathered in photos I can’t imagine what she’s going to look like in Hi-Def.

  23. Dingles

    shocking. really.

    has her vag turned inside out yet? wake me when it does.

  24. JungleRed

    Has the courthouse even mailed the marriage license yet?

  25. ranesing

    Wait til Denise finds out old Pammy is doing Sambora.

  26. no one you know

    “Unfortunately Impossible?” No, no, no. Fortunately possible, ultimately probable, definitely proceeding. And while a miscarriage is a terrible thing for anyone to have to deal with, I can’t help but think an innocent life was just spared the unbearable future of sharing this pair’s DNA. Seriously…someone had their back turned when Tommy Lee and K-Fed were allowed to procreate, but obviously decided to quit being passive and get proactive.

  27. That’s one wedding ceremony per month of the marriage.

  28. PrettyBaby

    #26 Oh yes, I have predicted that one for a while. You know Denise is gonna keep Sambora locked up but good now that Pammy needs a new big cocked rock star.

  29. Italian Stallion

    “irreconcilable differences”…..

    Is that what they’re calling Hep-C now?

  30. jrzmommy

    what could the irreconcilable differences be? 1 Tablespoon of Astroglide as opposed to 1 1/2 Tablespoons?

  31. Binky

    My sources tell me Kid was concerned with Pam’s ‘nosing in’ and planning his music career – such as him changing his moniker to Kid ‘Easy Listening’.

  32. PrettyBaby

    Irreconciable differences- Whether Fri night is threesome night or tag-team night.

  33. kate

    I have come to the conclusion that you can’t be famous without being a putz, or trash, or both. No one has any idea how to be the least bit normal.

    Ugh. Seeing pictures of either of them make me want to shower.

  34. MargeAggedon

    Haven’t these two been sleeping together for years? So what’s the problem? Now that it’s legal it’s no fun?

    I knew spamela’s career was nearing the ‘I’ll do the cover of field and stream if they just ask me’ stage but I had no idea she had reached the ‘bizarre celebrity wedding followed by quickie divorce’ stage already.

  35. Missallanpoe

    This is news to me man..I thought they already divorced. Wow….*puts acid down*

  36. PapaHotNuts

    I thought after Mandela was released from prison, this kind of stuff would end. How many African leaders must be imprisoned for Kid and Pam to stay together? I hate this world.

  37. PrettyBaby

    Thank Goodness, they had a miscarriage, huh Marge? @35

  38. MargeAggedon

    #38 sorry, no speak da dumbass, only speak da engrish.

  39. RichPort

    What a fucked up divorce settlement they’re having worked out… she gets half his Pabst Blue Ribbon and he gets one of her tits.

  40. princess_punkalot

    really, who would have thought it? the ever classy Pammy and Kid getting divorced after 4 months? He left with STDs and decreasing intelligence, she left with… well nothing different.

  41. A POS

    BAAH! she’s only jumping now as Kid Rock is on the slide, and young aspiring artist K-Fed has just become available for some musowhoring.

  42. Dave Barnes

    Borat Sagdiyev be very happy.
    All of Kazakhstan be very happy with Pamela.

  43. outrageous.opinion

    OMG! what is this world coming too? I am devistated! completely SHOCKED! next thing we hear, TomKat will be divorcing and then I have lost all faith!

  44. 86

    “Unfortunately impossible”….hmm now there’s a thinker.

  45. PrettyBaby

    #39 hahhahahah
    Hi Marg, Just trying to make you happy by showing you one hated fetus that luckily didn’t make it.

    Sorry though, I’ll restrain from teasing you from now on…..maybe…

  46. Libraesque

    Pam and Tommy Lee are the modern day Lucy and Desi, they’ll marry other people, but they should just get back together already

  47. SuperG


  48. jFp

    This is why I don’t recommend sobering up.

  49. LoneWolf

    These two are Britney and K-Fed, the first generation.

    “Unfortunately impossible” is her ability to stay married, think a coherent thought, pass a blood test, conduct her life with anything resembling dignity, or find someone to tolerate her bullshit. Not that KR is a kiss in the dark – that scraggly little puke was probably faithful for as long as she could see him.

    It’s a damn shame. They truly do deserve each other.

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