Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have decided to split after less than four months of marriage. Both filed divorce papers citing “irreconcilable differences” although Pamela lists the date of separation as November 21 and Kid Rock lists the date of separation as November 26. Pamela writes on her online diary:
11/27/2006
DivorceYes, it’s true.
Unfortunately impossible.
This is only surprising if you don’t know who Pamela Anderson or Kid Rock are. Otherwise it’s a wonder they made it past day six. You’d think having sex with the wrong people during the honeymoon would’ve been the first sign the marriage wasn’t going to work.
enfilade | November 27, 2006 at 12:41 pm
What a shocker!
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
Tracie | November 27, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Ha! And they said it wouldn’t last!
….Oh wait, it didn’t
gossipmonger | November 27, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Wow-just in time for Christmas! She sure can pick ‘em!
TheRanchTooth | November 27, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Third!!!!
Or fourth…
Or fifth…
I would have been first, but the sign in for comments sucks!!!!
Giggles | November 27, 2006 at 12:42 pm
This makes me so sad. Next thing we’ll hear is that Tom and Katie have split. Shocking, just shocking.
Regnig | November 27, 2006 at 12:43 pm
We shouldn’t be surpised about the divorce.. We SHOULD be surprised that Pamela Anderson can write in 3rd person!
CelebSlam.com | November 27, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Kid will always have the hepatitis as a reminder of their love
http://www.celebslam.com
jrzmommy | November 27, 2006 at 12:46 pm
And to think how happy she looked grinding on all those guys aboard the yacht on their wedding day…..how can this be?
lohanjob | November 27, 2006 at 12:48 pm
They should make them get 4 divorces as punishment for the ridiculousness of having 4 weddings.
cole007 | November 27, 2006 at 12:48 pm
I know what – she’s looking for a flinging free threesome with the brit and paris. It’s not enough that they get all the posts around here! Lesbionic triad of evil!
theblemish.com | November 27, 2006 at 12:49 pm
No way. I gave them 5 months minimum. Can’t believe I lost that bet.
http://theblemish.com
llllllllll | November 27, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Whats Paris Hilton doing in the back?
superlyficial | November 27, 2006 at 12:54 pm
thats not paris in the back…that lady’s too classy to be a hilton.
Regnig | November 27, 2006 at 12:57 pm
#12.. If I had a dime for everytime I uttered that phrase.. I’d be a millionaire.
Tracy | November 27, 2006 at 12:59 pm
It happened like this… Pam had her eye appointment last week and the doctor increased the strength of her contact lens prescription, while simultaneously in a doctor’s office across town, Kid was getting a routine blood test.
When they arrived home, Pam got a good look at her new hubby for the first time, just as the phone rang giving Kid the positive results of his hep test. The rest is history.
ImaCracka | November 27, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Maybe he finally figured out what hep C was and figured if he left he might be able to save himself…….
Pagan Queen | November 27, 2006 at 1:00 pm
etu, Pamela, etu
frenchtoaststix | November 27, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Wow! Was that faster than the Kenny Chesney- Renee Zellweger union!? People in a coma won’t even know this occurred. In fact, every time I look upon that dopey-ass face of Kid Rock, I wish I WAS in a coma.
ImaCracka | November 27, 2006 at 1:01 pm
I can almost here the guy on the P.A. system next to her bed…..
“Now serving # 34… #34 please!!!!!”
James | November 27, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
yournamehere | November 27, 2006 at 1:04 pm
actually their child wised up first and got the hell out
PrettyBaby | November 27, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Tomorrow’s Fish headline will be ” Pamela Back Together With Tommy” It apparently never ends. And I say- Keep it up Pam! She must be going for some sort of record here. Only no one knows what for…
Spindoc | November 27, 2006 at 1:05 pm
I kinda look at any story featuring these two the way I would look at a new season of “Saved by the Bell” I wasn’t that excited about it the first time I heard it and find my interest lessoning with every mention.
Oh, and one last thing, DAmn, Pam must be cursing the guy who invented HDTV because if she looks that weathered in photos I can’t imagine what she’s going to look like in Hi-Def.
Dingles | November 27, 2006 at 1:07 pm
shocking. really.
has her vag turned inside out yet? wake me when it does.
JungleRed | November 27, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Has the courthouse even mailed the marriage license yet?
ranesing | November 27, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Wait til Denise finds out old Pammy is doing Sambora.
no one you know | November 27, 2006 at 1:15 pm
“Unfortunately Impossible?” No, no, no. Fortunately possible, ultimately probable, definitely proceeding. And while a miscarriage is a terrible thing for anyone to have to deal with, I can’t help but think an innocent life was just spared the unbearable future of sharing this pair’s DNA. Seriously…someone had their back turned when Tommy Lee and K-Fed were allowed to procreate, but obviously decided to quit being passive and get proactive.
Jim Treacher | November 27, 2006 at 1:15 pm
That’s one wedding ceremony per month of the marriage.
PrettyBaby | November 27, 2006 at 1:19 pm
#26 Oh yes, I have predicted that one for a while. You know Denise is gonna keep Sambora locked up but good now that Pammy needs a new big cocked rock star.
Italian Stallion | November 27, 2006 at 1:19 pm
“irreconcilable differences”…..
Is that what they’re calling Hep-C now?
jrzmommy | November 27, 2006 at 1:22 pm
what could the irreconcilable differences be? 1 Tablespoon of Astroglide as opposed to 1 1/2 Tablespoons?
Binky | November 27, 2006 at 1:23 pm
My sources tell me Kid was concerned with Pam’s ‘nosing in’ and planning his music career – such as him changing his moniker to Kid ‘Easy Listening’.
PrettyBaby | November 27, 2006 at 1:30 pm
Irreconciable differences- Whether Fri night is threesome night or tag-team night.
kate | November 27, 2006 at 1:32 pm
I have come to the conclusion that you can’t be famous without being a putz, or trash, or both. No one has any idea how to be the least bit normal.
Ugh. Seeing pictures of either of them make me want to shower.
MargeAggedon | November 27, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Haven’t these two been sleeping together for years? So what’s the problem? Now that it’s legal it’s no fun?
I knew spamela’s career was nearing the ‘I’ll do the cover of field and stream if they just ask me’ stage but I had no idea she had reached the ‘bizarre celebrity wedding followed by quickie divorce’ stage already.
Missallanpoe | November 27, 2006 at 1:38 pm
This is news to me man..I thought they already divorced. Wow….*puts acid down*
PapaHotNuts | November 27, 2006 at 1:43 pm
I thought after Mandela was released from prison, this kind of stuff would end. How many African leaders must be imprisoned for Kid and Pam to stay together? I hate this world.
PrettyBaby | November 27, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Thank Goodness, they had a miscarriage, huh Marge? @35
MargeAggedon | November 27, 2006 at 1:53 pm
#38 sorry, no speak da dumbass, only speak da engrish.
RichPort | November 27, 2006 at 1:54 pm
What a fucked up divorce settlement they’re having worked out… she gets half his Pabst Blue Ribbon and he gets one of her tits.
princess_punkalot | November 27, 2006 at 1:55 pm
really, who would have thought it? the ever classy Pammy and Kid getting divorced after 4 months? He left with STDs and decreasing intelligence, she left with… well nothing different.
A POS | November 27, 2006 at 1:58 pm
BAAH! she’s only jumping now as Kid Rock is on the slide, and young aspiring artist K-Fed has just become available for some musowhoring.
Dave Barnes | November 27, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Borat Sagdiyev be very happy.
All of Kazakhstan be very happy with Pamela.
outrageous.opinion | November 27, 2006 at 2:03 pm
OMG! what is this world coming too? I am devistated! completely SHOCKED! next thing we hear, TomKat will be divorcing and then I have lost all faith!
86 | November 27, 2006 at 2:24 pm
“Unfortunately impossible”….hmm now there’s a thinker.
PrettyBaby | November 27, 2006 at 2:43 pm
#39 hahhahahah
Hi Marg, Just trying to make you happy by showing you one hated fetus that luckily didn’t make it.
Sorry though, I’ll restrain from teasing you from now on…..maybe…
Libraesque | November 27, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Pam and Tommy Lee are the modern day Lucy and Desi, they’ll marry other people, but they should just get back together already
SuperG | November 27, 2006 at 3:58 pm
#47…Bingo!
jFp | November 27, 2006 at 4:03 pm
This is why I don’t recommend sobering up.
LoneWolf | November 27, 2006 at 4:38 pm
These two are Britney and K-Fed, the first generation.
“Unfortunately impossible” is her ability to stay married, think a coherent thought, pass a blood test, conduct her life with anything resembling dignity, or find someone to tolerate her bullshit. Not that KR is a kiss in the dark – that scraggly little puke was probably faithful for as long as she could see him.
It’s a damn shame. They truly do deserve each other.