Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are married

July 31st, 2006 // 117 Comments
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Comments (117)

  1. EdnasGayLover | July 31, 2006 at 11:02 am

    Do you, Cleetus, take Lurlene to be your wife?

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  2. SoftBlueGlow | July 31, 2006 at 11:02 am

    Now there’s a marriage that is certain to last the test of time…

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

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  3. hendero | July 31, 2006 at 11:03 am

    wow, I hope on my wedding day my bride starts face licking 14 year olds, because that is so sexy

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  4. rolson | July 31, 2006 at 11:03 am

    FLTC!

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  5. Hopeless_Screenwriter | July 31, 2006 at 11:05 am

    Yaaaaaaaaaawn! Morning.

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  6. mmurph7 | July 31, 2006 at 11:06 am

    Is that Courtney Love?!!?

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  7. sky888 | July 31, 2006 at 11:11 am

    Best wishes! But I don’t get the idea of having 4 planned weddings in different locations? So that would mean they can’t be divorced right away if problems arises between the two because each state has different grounds for divorce. That would keep them together for a long time, I think.

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  8. Doxes | July 31, 2006 at 11:13 am

    Why is she dry humping the guests?

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  9. mw | July 31, 2006 at 11:16 am

    #6– I think it is Courtney Love!! Damn she looks better than Pam, from that distance anyway. hahah

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  10. Brokeneyes | July 31, 2006 at 11:17 am

    OMG…when did courtney love get that skinny???!!!

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  11. saltpeanuts | July 31, 2006 at 11:18 am

    Wasn’t she the one-time Captain of Tommy Lee’s dingy.

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  12. lookequaldeceptive | July 31, 2006 at 11:21 am

    Worst choice of wedding grown ever!

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  13. purplepuppy | July 31, 2006 at 11:22 am

    Yikes! That reminds me of the episode of “My Name Is Earl” when Joy and Darnell get married, which was sadly more classy than what was pictured here. Hmmm, I really don’t know what else to say. Except, I’m sure they will have a long and happy marriage, and I’ll look like an idiot for ever making fun.

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  14. von don strut | July 31, 2006 at 11:28 am

    Wow, you’re right.
    They went all out to keep this a classy affair.
    I mean Pam humping the guests was the cherry on top.

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  15. ValeWolf | July 31, 2006 at 11:30 am

    That’s just nasty. I prefer more of Mel’s sugar tits, or Jessica’s dad talking about hers.

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  16. jFp | July 31, 2006 at 11:31 am

    you just can’t get the trailer-trash out of some people no matter where you take them

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  17. lucycharms | July 31, 2006 at 11:32 am

    That pink bikini top is struggling!!!

    Who is that dude she is strattling & the young kid she is licking?

    It’s like the Beverly Hillbillies go to St. Tropez

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  18. Lynnr | July 31, 2006 at 11:34 am

    I can only imagine what she will wear at her next 3 weddings….see through netting, latex perhaps…

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  19. DancingQueen | July 31, 2006 at 11:35 am

    I like how even the guests had the decency to wear clothes in the first pictures yet Pam and Bob didn’t. Ticky-tacky.

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  20. Reid | July 31, 2006 at 11:36 am

    “Hey, I caught the bouquet! Oh, and Chlamydia.”

    http://www.reidaboutit.com/blog.htm

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  21. RichPort | July 31, 2006 at 11:38 am

    Uhhhhhh, I thought you were supposed to fuck the bride just before she walks down the aisle, in the coat room, not after she’s already pledged her love to Gomer Pyle.

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  22. jamiew | July 31, 2006 at 11:41 am

    Did she get this ring?

    http://www.sybarites.org/2006/07/26/spirit-of-de-grisogono-the-worlds-largest-black-diamond/

    It is the biggest of its kind in the world.

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  23. januaryanne | July 31, 2006 at 11:46 am

    @ 20 – hilarious as usual Reid.

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  24. Italian Stallion | July 31, 2006 at 11:46 am

    I heard the squirrel jerky was the highlight of the appetizer’s………

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  25. Fatty Boom-Batty | July 31, 2006 at 11:48 am

    Remember a few months back when that video of Scott Stapp and Bob “Kid Rock” Richie was released. I thought THAT was classy…Oh, and remeber that little pet midget that Kid Rock used to have, his name was Joe C. I threw an ice cube at him at a concert and he hid behind an amplifier for the rest of the show. I know he is looking down from Midget Heaven and smiling…

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  26. sharkbite | July 31, 2006 at 11:50 am

    I still have a soft spot for Pammy. Even if this whole deal is ridiculous.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

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  27. jFp | July 31, 2006 at 11:50 am

    notice in all these pictures that people are standing all around her but NONE of them are looking at her or her “parts”.

    it’s like she is trying really really hard to get someone to notice her. I bet they all showed up for the free beer.

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  28. januaryanne | July 31, 2006 at 11:52 am

    Oh and 50 bucks says they don’t make it to the third wedding.

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  29. Toonlite | July 31, 2006 at 11:54 am

    AHhhhhhhhhhh….That’s so beautiful….oh what the f**k….I thought it was somebody else….this thing reeks D-I-V-O-R-C-E……see in a couple of years Pammy

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  30. HollyJ | July 31, 2006 at 11:58 am

    *singing*
    come an’ listen to ma story bout a skank named pam
    poor porno chick really loved to give some head
    then one day she was ridin’ on Kid’s tube
    and up from his schlong came a bubblin’ crude…

    giz, that is… Kid’s load, Pammy’s tea…

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  31. jane's eyre | July 31, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    @17 The Beverly Hillbillies were just simple country folk, but at least they were decent people.

    Pam & Kid are neither. Except Pam. She’s cuntry, all right.

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  32. Susana | July 31, 2006 at 12:08 pm

    classy classy classy can’t believe she is so classy. Why are u wondering if I am crazy?! What makes u call Santa Claus crazy man?

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  33. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | July 31, 2006 at 12:12 pm

    Old, skanky, whatever, but that picture where she’s bending over looks nice. I know she’s had more work done than one of michelangelo’s sculptures but then again there are people who actually fuck plastic devices so whats wrong with fucking some plastic with a heartbeat?

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  34. HolisticWisdomcom | July 31, 2006 at 12:13 pm

    When Tommy & Pam acted shocked about their sex tape coming out and then you see this, you have to wonder…

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/tommy-lee-pamela-anderson-sex-tape.htm

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  35. SaSsY | July 31, 2006 at 12:15 pm

    Classy!

    SASSY OUT!

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  36. YoMamma | July 31, 2006 at 12:18 pm

    Now, Im no June Cleaver…but DAMN. She is one nasty mom. Those kids are going to be so screwed up.
    “Hey guys you see me mom over there…the one on the right with her tits out. The classless lady licking that kid. Yeah, isnt she great?”

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  37. endometriorama | July 31, 2006 at 12:19 pm

    who the hell is she on top of in the second to last picture??? surely that is not kid rock.

    and i don’t think that’s courtney love. i wish it was.

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  38. Adult Underoos | July 31, 2006 at 12:21 pm

    this is exactly how i picture my wedding will be — classy classy classy!

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  39. BIMBO the Monkey | July 31, 2006 at 12:22 pm

    @(“.”)@

    kiiiiih kich kiiiiiiiich kich
    kich kiiiiiiiich
    kich kiiiich kich kich!!!!!

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  40. ob1 | July 31, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    Funk this skanky ho. Everybody’s seen this trash, but have you seen this?

    http://www.thewolfweb.com/photo_photo.aspx?user=9619&photo=461810&filter=

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  41. ob1 | July 31, 2006 at 12:24 pm

    It’s Courtney Cox for those of you “special” people.

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  42. Hopeless_Screenwriter | July 31, 2006 at 12:25 pm

    @39 Bimbo the monkey

    I completely agree. She is a complete waste of monkey sperm.

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  43. jane's eyre | July 31, 2006 at 12:32 pm

    As you are not insulting yourself, I have to assume that you’re the real hopeless.

    Pop quiz:
    Whose closet do we love to party in?

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  44. lisad71 | July 31, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    I think the 14 yo is Kid’s kid, Bob Jr.

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  45. CMonster0125 | July 31, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    What’s going on with the pink bikini bottom? It looks like she either crapped herself, or someone had just finished “thanking the bride” for the wedding invitation.

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  46. Jim Treacher | July 31, 2006 at 12:41 pm

    Four Weddings and an Arsenal (of Antibiotics)

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  47. Hopeless_Screenwriter | July 31, 2006 at 12:42 pm

    The party moved from the closet to the bedroom to the living room. Your monkey is outside with Hannoush’s rocket launcher. Zanna put a bumper sticker on Hannoush’s camel’s ass that reads “My other car is a Habib Van.” Hannoush is pissed. As you can see things are getting a little out of hand. krisdy is still swinging her red nipple tassles, so I think all will be well as long as we locate a monkey shrink before he blows up the house.

    Does that answer your question.

    P.s. The dress is looking awesome!!

    Hopeless.

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  48. Fugurself | July 31, 2006 at 12:42 pm

    Conversation between Pam and Kid:

    Pam: I don’t understand U
    Kid: U don’t understand me. What else do we have in common?
    Pam: Don’t ever ask me to choose between you and happiness. Becos I’d choose U every time.

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  49. jane's eyre | July 31, 2006 at 12:43 pm

    Yes, that about does it. =)

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  50. jrzmommy | July 31, 2006 at 12:44 pm

    An extremely elegant affair, I see, complete with balloons.

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