Do you, Cleetus, take Lurlene to be your wife?
Now there’s a marriage that is certain to last the test of time…
wow, I hope on my wedding day my bride starts face licking 14 year olds, because that is so sexy
Is that Courtney Love?!!?
Best wishes! But I don’t get the idea of having 4 planned weddings in different locations? So that would mean they can’t be divorced right away if problems arises between the two because each state has different grounds for divorce. That would keep them together for a long time, I think.
Why is she dry humping the guests?
#6– I think it is Courtney Love!! Damn she looks better than Pam, from that distance anyway. hahah
OMG…when did courtney love get that skinny???!!!
Wasn’t she the one-time Captain of Tommy Lee’s dingy.
Worst choice of wedding grown ever!
Yikes! That reminds me of the episode of “My Name Is Earl” when Joy and Darnell get married, which was sadly more classy than what was pictured here. Hmmm, I really don’t know what else to say. Except, I’m sure they will have a long and happy marriage, and I’ll look like an idiot for ever making fun.
Wow, you’re right.
They went all out to keep this a classy affair.
I mean Pam humping the guests was the cherry on top.
That’s just nasty. I prefer more of Mel’s sugar tits, or Jessica’s dad talking about hers.
you just can’t get the trailer-trash out of some people no matter where you take them
That pink bikini top is struggling!!!
Who is that dude she is strattling & the young kid she is licking?
It’s like the Beverly Hillbillies go to St. Tropez
I can only imagine what she will wear at her next 3 weddings….see through netting, latex perhaps…
I like how even the guests had the decency to wear clothes in the first pictures yet Pam and Bob didn’t. Ticky-tacky.
“Hey, I caught the bouquet! Oh, and Chlamydia.”
Uhhhhhh, I thought you were supposed to fuck the bride just before she walks down the aisle, in the coat room, not after she’s already pledged her love to Gomer Pyle.
Did she get this ring?
It is the biggest of its kind in the world.
@ 20 – hilarious as usual Reid.
I heard the squirrel jerky was the highlight of the appetizer’s………
Remember a few months back when that video of Scott Stapp and Bob “Kid Rock” Richie was released. I thought THAT was classy…Oh, and remeber that little pet midget that Kid Rock used to have, his name was Joe C. I threw an ice cube at him at a concert and he hid behind an amplifier for the rest of the show. I know he is looking down from Midget Heaven and smiling…
I still have a soft spot for Pammy. Even if this whole deal is ridiculous.
notice in all these pictures that people are standing all around her but NONE of them are looking at her or her “parts”.
it’s like she is trying really really hard to get someone to notice her. I bet they all showed up for the free beer.
Oh and 50 bucks says they don’t make it to the third wedding.
AHhhhhhhhhhh….That’s so beautiful….oh what the f**k….I thought it was somebody else….this thing reeks D-I-V-O-R-C-E……see in a couple of years Pammy
come an’ listen to ma story bout a skank named pam
poor porno chick really loved to give some head
then one day she was ridin’ on Kid’s tube
and up from his schlong came a bubblin’ crude…
giz, that is… Kid’s load, Pammy’s tea…
@17 The Beverly Hillbillies were just simple country folk, but at least they were decent people.
Pam & Kid are neither. Except Pam. She’s cuntry, all right.
classy classy classy can’t believe she is so classy. Why are u wondering if I am crazy?! What makes u call Santa Claus crazy man?
Old, skanky, whatever, but that picture where she’s bending over looks nice. I know she’s had more work done than one of michelangelo’s sculptures but then again there are people who actually fuck plastic devices so whats wrong with fucking some plastic with a heartbeat?
When Tommy & Pam acted shocked about their sex tape coming out and then you see this, you have to wonder…
Now, Im no June Cleaver…but DAMN. She is one nasty mom. Those kids are going to be so screwed up.
“Hey guys you see me mom over there…the one on the right with her tits out. The classless lady licking that kid. Yeah, isnt she great?”
who the hell is she on top of in the second to last picture??? surely that is not kid rock.
and i don’t think that’s courtney love. i wish it was.
this is exactly how i picture my wedding will be — classy classy classy!
kiiiiih kich kiiiiiiiich kich
kich kiiiich kich kich!!!!!
Funk this skanky ho. Everybody’s seen this trash, but have you seen this?
It’s Courtney Cox for those of you “special” people.
@39 Bimbo the monkey
I completely agree. She is a complete waste of monkey sperm.
As you are not insulting yourself, I have to assume that you’re the real hopeless.
Whose closet do we love to party in?
I think the 14 yo is Kid’s kid, Bob Jr.
What’s going on with the pink bikini bottom? It looks like she either crapped herself, or someone had just finished “thanking the bride” for the wedding invitation.
Four Weddings and an Arsenal (of Antibiotics)
The party moved from the closet to the bedroom to the living room. Your monkey is outside with Hannoush’s rocket launcher. Zanna put a bumper sticker on Hannoush’s camel’s ass that reads “My other car is a Habib Van.” Hannoush is pissed. As you can see things are getting a little out of hand. krisdy is still swinging her red nipple tassles, so I think all will be well as long as we locate a monkey shrink before he blows up the house.
Does that answer your question.
P.s. The dress is looking awesome!!
Conversation between Pam and Kid:
Pam: I don’t understand U
Kid: U don’t understand me. What else do we have in common?
Pam: Don’t ever ask me to choose between you and happiness. Becos I’d choose U every time.
Yes, that about does it. =)
An extremely elegant affair, I see, complete with balloons.
My prayers have been answered! I love these two together, awesome. Now if God could answer my one other prayer and break up Tom C and Katie H
Wasn’t going to post here today, but I think ‘The Lunatic’ might be taking a break considering he spent just about all of saturday talking to himself.
I’M APPALLED! How could she wear white to her second wedding? That is so not classy!
Looks like Pammy was the (w)hors d’oerves. She apparently cockteased and toyed with every dick on the boat except Kid – I guess she figured she was going to get his in the end (literally and figuratively). That does appear to be Courtney Love and she does appear to be doing her “I’m fucked up yet again” schtick – hopefully off the bow and into some very deep, dark, shark infested waters. I extend to them my best wishes and a gift basket loaded with a lifetime supply of Valtrex, Astroglide, Compound W, and Penicillin.
@53 Pinky_nip. Thought you would be an honorary guest at the party. Your clitoris was much needed.
I hear it’s bad luck to straddle other guys on your wedding day. Too bad, too…they could’ve made it.
When did she turn into Paris Hilton? Does Pammy actually work anymore, or does she just go around showing up at red carpets and performing rediculous publicity stunts?
Classy, I expect nothing less from this pair. I’m planning on having four weddings too, with hookers and guns and midgets.
Better yet, forget the weddings…
Why does Courtney Love not look like a bag of festering dog shit?
My faith in the world has died.
Why is she licking a 12 year olds face??
@55: Did I miss a party? My clit & I were too busy showering people with love this weekend to check into the closet. Damn!
@58 Barbado. You have been invited to a party. Just can’t tell you where it is. sorry. If you find it we can use some midgets. We have all ready supplied the guns and the hookers.
That’s a Land Hoe if I’ve ever seen one.
@61. You have no idea what Zanna can do on a brass pole. Krisdy might have an ear infuction.
We missed your cute little ass.
You’ll have to show me your no-hands Boone’s trick sometime to make it up to me, or what the heck I’ll make it up to you… bend over. aaaiiiiieeeeeeeee!
Huggle-wuggles and Balloons,
@64: You should see me smoke, if you think that Boone’s trick sounds good!
Pamela Anderson, Courtney Love and Sharon Stone. Now all we need is about 15 middle aged white guys and we’d have a bukakke party.
“Why is she dry humping the guests?”
I *think* that is her version of wedding favors~
@65 Once again your verse has inspired another visit to the ejaculatorium. Catch ya in a few… hours.
I thought she had a breast REDUCTION??? Yikes. How have those things not exploded yet?
Man two weeks ago you fools fell all over yourselves to be the first to say how totally sexy she was.
BWAHAHA! No wait BWAHWIDABWAHAHAHDANG… ah who cares.
dem titties is nice but white boy cant rap for real though
Why is the bride dressed up as David Lee Roth?
there is nothing attractive about an old mother acting like a ho-bag. where the hell are her kids anyway?!
Wheee save the seals!
‘Cept for when my massive yacht is belching out fuel into their habitat.
Wheeee! I’m drunk!
Where’s Anna Nicole? She’s would’ve made it a W.T. event (Wedding Trifecta).
in that last picture pam looks “faced” and disgusted that the other blond is “hotter”
check out the whisky in her glass
on a boat, in the heat, drinking hard booze
been there done that…I know she is FU
i bet anything she fed some fish on her wedding day
74 haha best comment ever.
#73 – i was wondering that too. maybe she is licking her kids face. she and tommy are out all the time – do they have time for the kids? and is she making them proud? wow – some pta meeting or kids party. heres my mom – the slut
Please tell me this boat crashed into the side of a cliff & sank, and that everyone on board decided to climb on top of Pam thinking her boobies would act as life preservers but really did nothing at all except drown Pam first from all the body weight. Then everyone else died too. Please?
Awesome, this proves Americans are either the most fun or the most stupid people on the planet. Maybe both.
#26 – I also have a soft spot for pammy and for some reason i just can’t mock her.
At least they are having fun instead of sitting at a computer taking the piss out of peoples lives.
And did we really expect Pammy to have a white wedding – you kidding me – it’s pamela anderson – what did you expect? a priest, hyms, for fucks sakes!
Go Pam – I love you – big tits and all!
This is AWESOME! Each photo is tackier than the one preceding it.
I have to say, though, that I like Pam
#80 Truthfully our beloved Pammy is a canukdian. canuck >> c-a-n-u-c-k >> canuck: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/canuck
Are they relaesing balloons in that picture or is Pam cleaning out all of her old implant bags?
Can She still have kids?
It pains me to say this but dang, has Kid Rock been working out? And Courtney looks really good from the neck down! Good for her…
If a public building has a door, complete with doorknob, and everyone’s had their turn going in, does it keep you from turning that knob and going in too? I think not, not if you really want what’s inside that damned building. Well, Kid Rock is now walking through a door soooo many mother fuckers have slid through, and he likes it just fine. I wouldn’t mine having a close up look at those fine big titties myself. Ahhhh well, I love a skank! And skanks love me! Yay!
#83, she was Canadian, she got her US citizenship a few months ago because she wanted to be a citizen of the same country her sons were born in and where she found her fame and fortune. And apparently where she let her “true north” white trash roots flow free. None of her 4 weddings are taking place in Canada at all. I can see Kid Rock brings out the best in her by these pictures.
New word! Clanky! Classically skanky….yes! Take that, you Webster’s Unabridged Bastards! ::snickers::
DAMMIT! i TOLD you to stay in your cage!
i am NOT cleaning you up again.
hopeless, would you talk to him? it’s your turn, anyway.
yeah, yeah. pammy. boobies. no class. LICKING CHILDREN???
I can only imagine how fucked up her kids are going to be when they get older, if they aren’t already fucked up enough now.
You know the saying “treat every woman as if she were your mother”? Well, let’s just say, when Pam’s boys get their first girlfriend, they will probably demand her to have giant knockers and to only wear a string bikini at all times. Then after dinner, they would shoot their porn video and get matching tattoos.
Can someone explain it to me – why is she the only person wearing next to nothing? Everyone else is dressed as though it is chilly – her new hubby is in JEANS for crying out loud -and she is just in dental floss. I don’t get it. Her children are definitely going to have problems – sadly, they may end up like their dad – with little to no respect for women.
eee-uuuw! tits, i think what you were going for was, “look how a man treats his mother”
that pretty much means if he treats mom w/ respect, he’ll treat that special girl w/ respect.
i know what you were going for, tho. and look at who we’re talking about.
ok. can’t even double post.
SF really needs to look into a better id hosting device.
just in case this finally posts.
i like cheese.
Tommy Lee is looking better and better after seeing this. Gawd…
It’s nice to see that they kept it classy an’ all. I just know this marriage will last like forever. FOREVER.
Can you imagine bringing out this wedding album?
#92 — why is she the only one at the party wearing next to nothing? Good question — one that we just all asked of Lindsay when she was at Jeremy Priven’s party. Methinks Pam got her wedding “look” ideas from seeing pictures of Lindsay…last minute change in plans…
…and yet gay marriage still remains a taboo, but THIS is acceptable. Fucking right-wing!
That’s because gays aren’t real people…much like blacks and Jews. If you don’t believe me, ask Mel Gibson.
Wow with that thong/wedding bikini on what will they throw over for good luck? Kid will toss Pam’s top while she will throw over one of her implants.
does she have like aids and is dying?
shes not a milf
#91 – i love you
I don’t know about you guys, but I’d bang the hell outta her. Never in my life will I ever get a chick that hot. She’s pushing 40 and looking fine, flaws and all.
I have to agree that Pammy’s choice of wedding atire, is certainly not anything I might chose, but, in fairness. Its her wedding. I grew up in the same small shitty little town on Vancouver Island as she did. We are roughly the same age, and funny enough, I got into exotic dancing as did she, I also got some *work* done as well. No, I didn’t fuck all my husbands on film. Like I said, I am about her age, and Im not sure if I should commend her on her openness of her shit always hanging out, or if I should tell her, that there is a time and a place for the *porn star look* I have children as well. I would be horrified if any of the teachers, parents or neighbours had any idea that was what I did for a living. Times like this make me embarrassed to be a Canadian. Well, sometimes hockey can to! :o) Poor Pammy.
Am I the only one who thinks Pam Anderson looks like a blow-up sex doll? And an inexpensive one, at that!
heh, she is getting old…
This is not funny ???????
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