Pamela Anderson posted on her official site today that she’s getting married to Kid Rock, writing:
Yes. I’m finally getting remarried…it’s been a whirlwind…spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I’ve been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture…it’s been sad and lonely and frustrating….I’ve raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I’d wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I’m moving on…I feel like I’m finally free….I’m in love. I’m happy….I see the light…sounds dramatic but it’s true…..I know some women can relate to this….My children are getting older. They know the truth and they are strong, smart kids. They love their Dad. They love their new Step Dad who they’ve known for years…time will pass. Wounds will heal. Some people may never grow up. Actions speak louder than words….watch!
Considering her last husband used to beat her and make out with other guys, the only way she could do any worse is if Kid Rock turns out be a polar bear wearing a human suit and eats her alive one day. I’ve…also decided…to take…writing lessons…from…Pamela Anderson…why use periods…when you can use…ellipsis?
oh fuck it. TONIGHT’s. now i’m all paranoid. and the last post? please, say it isn’t so!!!
and yes. i did get into daddy’s tequila.
too much tequila, or not quite enough?
can’t you verbose fucks whittle down your annoying, unfunny comments? this place is becoming a gay chatroom; a BAD gay chatroom. next thing you know we’ll be reading about your favorite recipes and debating whether or not Clay Aiken is a bottom or a top.
*yawn*
just call me the amazing thread killer.
guess it’s time for me to return to my “pirates of the caribbean III” stalking activities. i hear kiera knightly just LOVES my neighborhood!
she actually cites things i’ve been saying for years!
i love show business.
http://www.dailynews.com/antelopevalley/ci_4057318
Would love to visit here more often – but have had a nagging prob with reality lately.
Blow me.
Your internet pal
Binky
(Just click your heels – and I’ll be back)
She writes… like a stoned person… so annoying… what a dimwit… ever heard of punctuation… you blond bimbo…
The RIGHT wingy Coalition : ‘Ok…I still think this ‘Binky’ is probab – a Commie’
Binky : ‘No comment’
The Public at LARGE : YOU’RE NOT GETTING LAID LATELY ARE YOU bINKY ?
Binky: “No Commen”t.
and I’m having a problem with my cap LOCK key.
(I think Pammy would be happier if she went with DETROIT’S Stevy Y)
(BTWUII)
bink
Maybe it’s just me, but the end of Pam’s little statement there is a little confusing. It seems like she’s channeling a fifteen year old girl with a livejournal that she knows her ex-boyfriend will read so she keeps it vague so that he’ll always wonder exactly what she meant. “Actions speak louder than words.” Wow. Profound. And what have Pam’s actions said about her in the past ten years? She’s getting ready to marry a man whose idea of dressing up is putting a fruit of the loom tagless tee on over his wife-beater and slapping on a bolo tie. On a complete side-note: (I believe this can be confirmed by contacting your local animal psychic)Animals don’t need Pamela Anderson’s skank-ass standing up for them. She doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about, and I suspect that her implants are not silicone, but elephant ivory. Vegan, my ass…vegans aren’t supposed to swallow.
I’d love to see their wedding registry.
Handcuffs…wants 6 pairs…..still needs 3 pairs
Ceiling Harness….wants 3…still needs 2
Bacitracin Ointment…wants 100 tubes…..still needs 75 tubes
Beer Cozies….wants 50….still needs 35
Abreva…wants 20 tubes….still needs 0
Dermablend…wants 25 tubes….still needs 10 tubes
For some reason, whenever I see Kid, I flash back to all those times on the e-way when I’d flash my tits to all those lonely truckers.
‘Cuz, I’m all about giving back to society.
looks like the hep C circle of life continues….way to spread it around pam..
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
Huh, that’s gonna be an awkward marriage considering how Tommy Lee’s penis is constantly inside her vagina.
@60
don’t knock those ceiling harness/love swings, those things are mo bad.
@61
pinky_nip, was that you i saw the other day?? yum
Every time I think of Kid Rock getting married, I remember that scene he did in “Joe Dirt”…
“One day, umma marry that girl!”
HA, it cracks me up! Besides, both of them are due for another sex tape. Might as well come up with an excuse for it like this!…
“Honey, where’s our sex tape?”
“I don’t know, girl, maybe somebody borrowed it…”
“he, he, he…” (I love ellipsis)
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
53 – He’s totally on bottom! LOL! LMAO! HIJKLMNOP! Wanna cyber??? ;)
Heh you know who else is getting married? Eddie Murphy after going out what 1 month?!
http://www.exposay.com/eddie-murphy-to-tie-the-knot-with-former-spice-girl/v/2699/
By the way, Angelina Jolie has had massive, massive amounts of plastic surgery because without it she would look just like her dad, who she hates. Anyone who believes otherwise is a gay homo faggot communist who throws garbage at US Army vets and burns American flags… and you know what that means…
Def Leppard SUCKS!
Yeah, that’s exactly who i’d want to marry: someone with a hep snatch. Friggin nasty slag.
@69 I snuck up on a Def Leppard once and scared the shit out of him, I still haven’t gotten any feeling in my left arm but it was totally worth it. Fucking dumb Def Leppard………………..
@71: Is that kinda like the time I snuck up on you and then I didn’t have any feeling between my legs for a week afterwards? *smile*
Maybe she can put “new liver” on her wedding registry….
@72 But it was totally worth it, right? Right?
Pam who is a vegan is actually doing me a favor by keeping the demand on meat lower.
Keep eating the tofu and I’ll keep eating meat…But if you suck dick, do you still remain a vegan?
And if Kid Cock eats meat and cums in Pam’s mouth and she swallows, is she still a vegan?
Speaking of fake tits (Pam) carried over from the Marissa Miller thread from yesterday–AH HA!!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html
@74: Baby, I’d give up my left arm to a Def Leppard, for 5 more minutes with you.
@77 Nice, your the best!!! Since there are no new stories up and I’m bored, I’m gonna go to an old persons home and tip over the ones in wheel chairs, later……………….
77 – How do you feel about Whitesnake?
I had a Blacksnake once, but some kid in fourth grade told me Whitesnake rocks.
@79: I’ve always been fond of garter-belt snakes. I wore one the last time I visited Stallion.
@66 I am cracking up
Her boobs look funny, like a cartoon. It’s not even attractive anymore. It’s just silly. Like those novelty glasses with the nose and moustache. Except those aren’t funny.
#40, here is a poster from a movie Angelina Jolie did when she was around 19.
http://www.geocities.com/hatredsucks/hackers.jpg
She looks pretty similar to me.
As for Pam Apologising to her liver. What a lying Cooze. Howard Stern ALWAYS had her on or would call ove to her hotel room and every time he got her on the phone the bad of scabs was plastered.
She needs to take those tits out!
Why are these people allowed to live let alone breed, get married, or get really unnecessary implants? Let’s get a pool going to see how long it’ll take for Pam to contract an STD this time ’round.
#22 You read my mind. Just trying to imagine what their cute little ceremony will be comprised of. Perhaps giant phallic symbols at the altar, the guests sitting on big mammory-shaped chairs, the bride and groom in tastefull but assless leather-wear. It brings a tear to the eye.
Oh, come on you blabbering idiots! Any of you would “f” her in a NY minute! I am happy for them and hope it works…Pam seems to be managing Hep C, and Kid is brave to take that on. He really is a great, down to earth guy. We all have flaws and skeletons in our closet, people-ours just don’t get publicized! 1 out of every 7 persons has genital herpes, by the way (been to the doctor lately? you might wanna….you just wanna dis on stars to make your own pathetic lives seem better! We are all the same.
I think “We are the World” was playing in the background during #87.
@ 9…. Because Kid Rock is a GREAT GUY. I am considered by most to be better than average looking and I would take him in a heartbeat. Even though the hat is covering quite a large bald spot on the top of his head (sat 3rd row for last tour) This maybe the one Hollywood coupling I actually root to succeed
87–my little flaw got published all over the world—surely you remember hearing about it….levees breaking, New Orleans flooding????? I did that–I didn’t keep my finger in the dyke.
That’s one of the most incomprehensible piles of gibberish I’ve ever tried to read. “Spontaneous but well thought through”? That one could win the Oxymoron of the Year award.
Hepatitis C meets Herpies simplex 20. A new species is born. Cerpies. If she ever has another kid it will look like that blob from Wierd Science.
It is good!
I think he’s just dumb or high enough to have let the truth slip to impress his crush Jimmy Kimmel.