UPDATE: Pamela Anderson and George Clooney might be dating

January 26th, 2007 // 128 Comments
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Pamela Anderson and George Clooney are supposedly a couple after the two were spotted having a romantic dinner date together. Clooney booked a private room at the Valley Inn restaurant in California recently, and the night ended with Anderson sitting on his lap and whispering in his ear. Since then the two have been inseparable, even walking their dogs together. A source says:

“George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet.”

With all the selection George Clooney has to choose from you’d think he’d aim a little higher than Pamela Anderson. Ten years ago it would’ve made sense but now it’s just perplexing. It’d be like going to a fancy restaurant and turning down the filet mignon to eat a used condom instead.

UPDATE George Clooney is denying the date ever happened, claiming he hasn’t seen Pamela Anderson in seven years and hasn’t even been to that restaurant before. Although he also once claimed I wasn’t devilishly good looking, so I don’t know what to believe any more.


  1. I guess he misses the old ER days and feels the need to treat her VD.

  2. lastangelman

    Used condom? Thank you you can come over my house and clean the vomit off the floor.Right NOW young man! I’m waiting …..

  3. EleKtrOdanSaH

    Number one, I think it is rude to compare Anderson to a “used condom,” she isn’t a criminal, last I checked she hasn’t harmed anyone, she has a great sense of humor (Borat), but she makes some poor decisions at times. There are serial killers that do not receive as much disrespect as Pamela Anderson.

    Number two, this ‘rumor’ is indeed a rumor – completely false. My friend’s father is a lawyer for the paparazzi, and Mr. Clooney is in fact, gay. Best kept secret in Hollywood – Gay.

  4. 102. Oh, pick me! Pick me!

  5. JW as 2 U

    I WAS a HUGE Pam Anderson fan

  6. Forbidden

    oh Superfish, you are gay or a chick or just a moralist or what?
    I understand what you posted if you’re a moralist and are bothered by Pamela’s style and that shit, or if you’re a chick. If not, you must be gay.
    Pamela is incredibly fucking hot. She definitely was WAAAY hotter a few years ago, she was a total stunner, but she’s still incredibly hot.
    And damn, she must be like 40 years old, she looks incredibly AMAZING for her age.
    All 40 year olds and all future 40 year old women to be in the world would sell their souls to the Devil to look just 1/8 of how good Pamela looks at 40.
    I don’t think Clooney may find between all the selection he has to choose from someone as hot as Pamela. Obviously, he’s Dating her.

  7. sid

    Hmmm…seriously, I sometimes think the Super might be gay.

    All the macho rhetoric about its giant penis, weeping penis, etc, coupled with posts that hate all women over 30 and women who aren’t skinny…that’s kinda the way a fag looks at women.

    It’s still fun, though. I just wish that it would maybe

    PAY SOME ATTENTION TO THORA BIRCH! THORA I AM YOUR CHAMPION ON THIS WEBSITE AND WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT YOU, IT WILL BE BECAUSE OF ME! THEN I CAN SEND YOU MY EMAIL ADDRESS AND POST SECRET MESSAGES TO YOU HERE USING THIS NAME AND THEN YOU CAN WRITE ME BACK AND

  8. blueballs

    I didn’t know that gay men like to date women with hep c?

  9. moondoggy

    It’d be funnier if he was fucking George Michael. Then we could make toilet jokes.

  10. moondoggy

    Actually, thinking about it…they even LOOK alike. That entirely gay six o’clock shadow…

    George M got outed trolling for sex in a toilet. Thats at least slightly comparable to ‘dating’ Pam (for George C.)

    Even being in the same room as her fucked up directionally challenged tits counts as a ‘lewd act’. We’re onto you, George!

  11. Lowlands

    (106)Hey Forbidden,do you remember my messages when you were “hidden”?That’s quite some time ago,now you know you got the right one.We all know who posted this most “flattering” photo of Pamela anderson here.Because of that i made that comment.Is he really DATING her?
    (107)Hereby i sign this proposed settlement with my frontname.

  12. sid

    111: I don’t get it.

  13. acatnamedfrank

    She’s a crusty old whore.

    He’s a closet poo pusher.

    They deserve each other.

  14. DumbBlondeDebtCollector

    I think she is lovely, really beautiful and you are all rather cruel.

  15. Binky

    Come to think of it, I remember seeing a shot of Clooney in the sack with that pinko Jon Stewart. It was probably at The Smoking Gun.
    Or was it the Oscars ? Whatever.
    ‘Hidden in plain view’ as the masons would say.

  16. mle

    uhh isn’t this one of the first signs of the apocolypse?

  17. MissKaNia

    WTF??? My beloved George and Pamela Anderson?? NOOOOOO!! Tell me this is only a nightmare.. Somebody pinch me!!! Help! Is there really GOD up there watching???

  18. What’s funny about it is that people defend the Pandora’s Box of hepatitis. Richer than chocolate cheesecake with fudge on top.

  19. Binky

    #116
    Probably. And Paris Hilton
    “Media : Keep the adult public attention diverted away from real social issues, and captivated by matters of no real importance.”
    Entertainment: Keep the public entertainment below a sixth grade level.”
    etc…
    Google it. It’s probably crap – but it’s hard to dispute the low level of discourse…

  20. Binky

    Well… ok… I googled it and there’s a lot of Wackos.
    But other than that…it’s worth knowing it’s out there…

  21. Binky

    And let’s hope there’s a few bikinis on Monday !

  22. shanonorato

    Scraggly old used up slut.

  23. annhedonia

    Her ol’ cooter is so big you could park a Hum-V in there with room to spare. Echoooo Echooo…

  24. jrzmommy

    106– HEALTHY 40 year old women don’t look like a blonde wig falling out of crumpled brown paper bag left outside the garbage dumpster.

  25. Binky

    It was all a hoax ? Oh well so much for my conspiracy theories.

  26. 86

    If ever something didn’t make sense, it is this.

  27. crazyotto

    plastic surgury and rock stars shure can ruin a good thing

  28. wow, george’s really scraping the bottom of the bucket on this one…

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