UPDATE: Pamela Anderson and George Clooney might be dating

Superficial / January 26, 2007
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Pamela Anderson and George Clooney are supposedly a couple after the two were spotted having a romantic dinner date together. Clooney booked a private room at the Valley Inn restaurant in California recently, and the night ended with Anderson sitting on his lap and whispering in his ear. Since then the two have been inseparable, even walking their dogs together. A source says:

“George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet.”

With all the selection George Clooney has to choose from you’d think he’d aim a little higher than Pamela Anderson. Ten years ago it would’ve made sense but now it’s just perplexing. It’d be like going to a fancy restaurant and turning down the filet mignon to eat a used condom instead.

UPDATE George Clooney is denying the date ever happened, claiming he hasn’t seen Pamela Anderson in seven years and hasn’t even been to that restaurant before. Although he also once claimed I wasn’t devilishly good looking, so I don’t know what to believe any more.