Pamela Anderson and George Clooney are supposedly a couple after the two were spotted having a romantic dinner date together. Clooney booked a private room at the Valley Inn restaurant in California recently, and the night ended with Anderson sitting on his lap and whispering in his ear. Since then the two have been inseparable, even walking their dogs together. A source says:
“George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet.”
With all the selection George Clooney has to choose from you’d think he’d aim a little higher than Pamela Anderson. Ten years ago it would’ve made sense but now it’s just perplexing. It’d be like going to a fancy restaurant and turning down the filet mignon to eat a used condom instead.
UPDATE George Clooney is denying the date ever happened, claiming he hasn’t seen Pamela Anderson in seven years and hasn’t even been to that restaurant before. Although he also once claimed I wasn’t devilishly good looking, so I don’t know what to believe any more.
ladywillow | January 26, 2007 at 8:53 am
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Me | January 26, 2007 at 8:53 am
I agree ???????????????????????
ladywillow | January 26, 2007 at 8:53 am
Why the heck would he do that?
Nando | January 26, 2007 at 8:56 am
“…turning down the filet mignon to eat a used condom instead.”
LMFAO!
BarbadoSlim | January 26, 2007 at 8:57 am
I didn’t know Cloontang was such a Venereal Disease enthusiast.
Dean | January 26, 2007 at 9:00 am
Just shows how old both of them are.
rick mcginnis | January 26, 2007 at 9:00 am
George’s taste in beards is getting decidedly outlandish these days.
Sissy McLoser | January 26, 2007 at 9:00 am
Hey George, fuck her in the ass, we all did!
Tulgeyhat13 | January 26, 2007 at 9:01 am
Are her nipples mad of concrete or is she just always cold?
Chemicakitty | January 26, 2007 at 9:02 am
I realise that George’s pet pig recently died, but isn’t it a tad rash of him to go out and try to replace Max so quickly?
rick mcginnis | January 26, 2007 at 9:02 am
Sissy McLoser:
Well, there might be some problems with that…
scienceguy | January 26, 2007 at 9:03 am
Pamela is like a fart in an elevator. You can recoil, rock back on your heels and hope for the balm of death, but she still lingers on.
Giggles | January 26, 2007 at 9:03 am
This is part of George’s brilliant plan to date a different woman every night to throw off the invading pop press.
Sissy McLoser | January 26, 2007 at 9:03 am
How so Rick?
iburl | January 26, 2007 at 9:04 am
Who wouldn’t want to put his swollen member where Tommy Lee, Brett Michaels, and “Kid Rock” had theirs? Uh…. Me!
rick mcginnis | January 26, 2007 at 9:04 am
Let’s just say that Pamela might not be the only one inclined to a bit of rear entry.
Sissy McLoser | January 26, 2007 at 9:06 am
George is a fudge packer?
RichPort | January 26, 2007 at 9:08 am
Yea, George Clooney is our generation’s Rock Hudson…
rick mcginnis | January 26, 2007 at 9:09 am
Apparently.
mudslinger | January 26, 2007 at 9:09 am
oh the stank!!
Sissy McLoser | January 26, 2007 at 9:10 am
I don’t think anyone was addressing you Richport.
misanthrope | January 26, 2007 at 9:10 am
“George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet.” Um, make that George wants to keep it quiet. George is slumming for sure, but he ain’t the fricken sex pot everyone seems to think he is. All that smirking, seemingly uncontrollable head shaking and liberal bullshit is taking it’s toll on him. Why doesn’t Pam just do porn professionally and get it over with? She’s more porn-ish than the porn crowd.
RichPort | January 26, 2007 at 9:12 am
I justed ejaculated all over comment 21…
Chemicakitty | January 26, 2007 at 9:13 am
#12 – Do you spend all your time in elevators smelling the farts of D-list celebutards?!
Sissy McLoser | January 26, 2007 at 9:15 am
22 You like to fight with people you don’t know.
Put your thumb and index finger on your forehead in an L shape and run along.
RichPort | January 26, 2007 at 9:17 am
Good thing I’m so virile… I just came on comment 24 too!
You addressed me first cupcake…
misanthrope | January 26, 2007 at 9:18 am
@25… Uh, I don’t like to fight with people I don’t know, but it seems you do.
radically4peace | January 26, 2007 at 9:22 am
Her nipples are totally in the wrong place. Hooray for boob jobs!
magickal | January 26, 2007 at 9:25 am
#22 – you took the words out of my mouth EXACTLY! “They’re” trying to keep it quiet? LOL! Does nobody care about her Hep c anymore? Kid Rock and Tommy Leee both look like haggard, diseased freaks and now apparently whatever good looks Clooney had left will soon be gone as he slowly but surely gets “I fucked Pam Anderson” face.
killerqueen | January 26, 2007 at 9:26 am
…and thus begins Pam’s attempt to give the entire entertainment industry hepatitis.
Pointandlaugh | January 26, 2007 at 9:26 am
Tommy Lee (loser)
Kid Rock (MEGA loser)
George Cloony (most eligible man in Hollywood)
= UPGRADE of the century!!!!!!!!
tallcoolone | January 26, 2007 at 9:28 am
Nobody ‘dates’ Pamela Anderson..by dating, you mean fucking…get it right, ‘fish! He’ll be done with her by Monday, latest…if he’s not already.
Niecy | January 26, 2007 at 9:30 am
If I was George, I would be determined to keep it quiet too. How embarassing for him.
And last thing he needs is Kid Rock busting down the door in the middle of the night. Actually, Kid Rock would kick down his neighbor’s door and scare them to death.
tits_on_snack | January 26, 2007 at 9:30 am
Gross.
He’s an overrated clown, and she’s a haggard, sun damaged PETA airhead with at least one verified STD coursing through her bloodstream.
She’s had every penis in Hollywood and two kids pass through that fucking gaping Union Station vagina, she’s got contaminated shit for blood, and Clooney’s so boring I can’t even think of anything to condemn him for other than the fact that he’s willing to put his penis inside that jacked up bear trap.
Binky | January 26, 2007 at 9:35 am
My sources are saying it’s just research for his new film :
“The Good Borat”
PrettyBaby | January 26, 2007 at 9:36 am
Fuck even Tommy Lee and Kid Rock have whiter teeth than George The Homo Clooney.
HollyJ | January 26, 2007 at 9:39 am
She looks like she’s 67 in tha photo.
Ick. No one likes to fuck grandma’s pussy.
misanthrope | January 26, 2007 at 9:41 am
@29… “I fucked Pam Anderson face”. Hilarious. Although, I’d have to say her exes were never remotely attractive. Especially Kid Rock. What the hell does anyone, anywhere, ever see in him?
I agree with #32 too… just a speed bump for both of them. Everyone has to have a stab at everyone. Just doing the rounds.
jackspratling | January 26, 2007 at 9:43 am
Sure, there weren’t ANY publicists involved in concocting this one up.
GCLTC.
DrunkBlogger | January 26, 2007 at 9:49 am
by “dating” do you mean “bangin’”?
sssucks | January 26, 2007 at 9:53 am
No longer do I think he’s hot. Its a downward spiral from dating Skinamax B-list actresses to this. He has hit a new low. Does he have any standards?
PrettyBaby | January 26, 2007 at 9:55 am
#41 He does have standards, but they require that the person is a male.
misanthrope | January 26, 2007 at 9:57 am
So who are the dudes he’s doin? Other ‘celebs’ or the escort type?
D'oh Eyes | January 26, 2007 at 9:57 am
I’d imagine that Pam smells like musty dishrag, leather, and dog poop.
Solaera | January 26, 2007 at 10:01 am
Barf. I’m tired of her wonky old titties.
danielle | January 26, 2007 at 10:01 am
Why the hell would George Clooney go with THAT? But, then again…he’s old, he wears diapers and he has to be fed through a feeding tube.
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I think he confused Pam with Anna Nicole.
Poor fella.
shanonorato | January 26, 2007 at 10:02 am
Looks like she’s got a headlight out.
BTW #42 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jrzmommy | January 26, 2007 at 10:11 am
That nipple is………it’s like………what the fuck is it doing? It’s like, on her shoulder or something.
UNCLE NED | January 26, 2007 at 10:23 am
Where’s Bob?
Jason The Barbarian | January 26, 2007 at 10:26 am
This would be like the president of the United States passing up the millions of hot women who would love to do him… for a hog. It could NEVER happen!