Sweet Christ, the mummy’s escaped! Don’t look into its eyes. Or giant breasts! They’re cursed too. Oh, hey, it’s just Pam Anderson. What’s that, her breasts are cursed too? I believe it. Look at all the dudes who have touched them: Scott Baio, Tommy Lee, Bret Michaels. All have at one time had shitty reality shows on VH1. That’s where once-cool people go to die. Or in Bret’s case, go to pretend they’re not bald and bang strippers. Hold on a second, no one told me Bret Michaels was the smartest man alive.
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Guys, the answer here is to stay out of the goddamned sun, Seriously. I’m old as shit and look pretty good simply because I stay out of the sun. Yeah, she’s sort of slutty but lots of sex with weirdos doesn’t age you as much as the sun.
Plus? She’s not so bad. I kind of like her. How many women whose sole talent is being hot can get away with this sort of flagrant display of unhotness? She always struck me as smarter than most starlets – her personal life notwithstanding – and she seems a decent mom.
But yeah, the sun is not our friend, people.
Geeze. Her shoes must have aged along with her. They must have turned to dust and she walked right out of them leaving behind a few puffs of synthetic-leather dust. poof-poof
#44 – those aren’t just “woman” over forty you listed, they are millionaire celebrities whose job it is to look good, hence the spa treatments, the personal trainers, the plastic surgery, the high-priced photogs and make-up people to help them hold onto their youth …they are freaks, by definition…
Where the fuck are her shoes????
Where the fuck are her shoes?
Yeah all you skanks who say you’d do her – I guess pussy has no face
I hope Kirsten Dunst is taking notes.
This is what she’s going to look like in 20 years.
While I was in the waiting room at my doctor’s office the other day, I saw a magazine with Phylllis Diller who is 90 on the cover, and even she looks better than Pam Anderson – Lee – Rock.
this is what happens when you wear makeup and have plastic surgery most of your life. it wreaks havoc on your skin and ages you faster than a dehyrdated prune. Have you seen how much makeup she wears all the time? I’ve seen plenty of older women who look a hell of a lot better than ms. anderson. and wear shoes.
hey # 18 lets see how how the fare up without make up too…
good lord pam why are you not keeping the illusion going?
I’d still titfuck her. But uhhh … would that count as necrophillia?
Holly Shit, If this is what 40 looks like, I can’t wait until she get to 50, screw that how about 45!!!
#8. adeliza -HA! HA! HA! @ boob clown skank.!!!!
exactly
that is Brit right there ain’t it? or maybe that other headwit, Tara Reid? never mind twenty fucken years, wot about RIGHT NOW???
and really with tits that size, she’d want to do bra-less without makeup, at least it would pull the fucken wrinkles out.
I live in Santa Monica and on Montana Ave there has been a blonde homeless lady that most people have seen for the past 15+ years. Everyone calls her Sally. This picture reminds me so much of a younger Sally (only Sally has the sense to wear shoes).
Yeah, but she still looks good ass up.
all you need is a paper bag over her head
she looks more awful than my 80-year-old grandma!! hidoi!!!!
Put some shoes on, Pam. There is no excuse for that.
whatev. I hope im as hot as her at 40.
ROFL @the mummy’s escaped..
Pam Anderson IS old. In this business, you’re already old if your 30, nevermind being close to 40. Now compound that with her giant helium tits which MUST be taking a toll on her back by now. Add a few doses of wrinkles, remove the makeup and whaaa-laaa YOU HAVE AN OLD WHORE.
Did you hear what she said at the VMA’s? She said while introducing Kanye West that she stuck her tongue down his throat so far “she could taste his fiance”….EW..Really funny Pam..considering Kanye West thinks you’re a pig, and was probably totally grossed out by that. You know what Pam..NOT EVERYTHING thinks youre hot. Some people think you’re a washed up pig, which you are.
spare change? sir? spare some change?
This is what happens when you swap bodily fluids with Tommy Lee. She could wander around a methodone clinic and find better boyfriends…. Pam, crack is wack.
Holy Jeb Bush,my corneas! She is an UBERHAG. Yeah, it looks okay when the style and beauty team cautiously work their magic with 8 foot long tools, as they don’t want to be ravaged by this beast or lose an arm.
But late at night, when good little children sleep soundly, it creeps into the secret netherworld of closets and scares these innocents out of childhood. It was done to me and I will never forget the blond, scraggly hair, the evil, bloodshot blue eyes or the psychotic Loreal Red #3 covered lips.
Why the fuck is she bare foot? You know what they say, “you can take the girl out of Canada, but you can’t take the Canada out of the girl”. What I am really saying is that Canada sucks.
FUCK THE MOUNTIES!
Dudley Dooright
Um….yeah? obviously without 18 pounds of make-up she looks like that. What’s the big deal?
Damn. Why isn’t she wearing any shoes? Pam looks like shes been smoking methamphetamines, a lot. Her legs have that: We could move for hours, upon hours for score if we had to. She doesn’t look very bad for a sixty year-old woman.
SHE IS A WHITE TRAILER PARK LOW CLASS DIRTY STANK WHORE & HER STRETCHED-OUT, FISH BOX COOCHIE HAS MORE EXITS THAN AN LA FREEWAY
Umm. Not to get all technical on your ass. But Dudley Dooright was a F’in Mountie. Better do some research before spouting off at the mouth about cartoons biatch!
Yuck! Pamela Anderson is an old hag. :(
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Hah! You think this girl looks bad now, imagine Amy Winehouse in 10 years.
Seems like most of you are forgetting she has a disease that ravages you inside and out. Hep C?
Prretty soon Tommy will not take her back, She tans way too much. She wil have a hard time in life when she dosen’t get the attention from men that she is used to. When she starts gettting facelifts she will look bizzare.
Nobody escapes the curse!! Poor Borat!!
As she is right now, I’d f*ck her for sure. Damn sexy.
this bitch is garbage. white trailer trash washed up nasty pig. anybody who thinks this hag doesnt look old needs their head examined cuz this whore looks ANCIENT! madonna is 10 years older than pam! 10 years!!!!!