Pamela Anderson ages 50 years before your eyes


Sweet Christ, the mummy’s escaped! Don’t look into its eyes. Or giant breasts! They’re cursed too. Oh, hey, it’s just Pam Anderson. What’s that, her breasts are cursed too? I believe it. Look at all the dudes who have touched them: Scott Baio, Tommy Lee, Bret Michaels. All have at one time had shitty reality shows on VH1. That’s where once-cool people go to die. Or in Bret’s case, go to pretend they’re not bald and bang strippers. Hold on a second, no one told me Bret Michaels was the smartest man alive.

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