Sweet Christ, the mummy’s escaped! Don’t look into its eyes. Or giant breasts! They’re cursed too. Oh, hey, it’s just Pam Anderson. What’s that, her breasts are cursed too? I believe it. Look at all the dudes who have touched them: Scott Baio, Tommy Lee, Bret Michaels. All have at one time had shitty reality shows on VH1. That’s where once-cool people go to die. Or in Bret’s case, go to pretend they’re not bald and bang strippers. Hold on a second, no one told me Bret Michaels was the smartest man alive.
Photo: Splash
Texas Tranny | September 20, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Ouch
heywaitaminute | September 20, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Can anyone say TRAINWRECK?!?! You don’t want to look, but you can’t look away! Oh good God, my eyes, MY EYES!!!!
z | September 20, 2007 at 3:30 pm
HA, I watch Rock of Love. He’s an old man.
Texas Tranny | September 20, 2007 at 3:30 pm
What ever happened to “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service”
klaatu | September 20, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Whatever happened to “No shirts, no shoes, no service”?
bello miamiense | September 20, 2007 at 3:32 pm
she’s always looked a little harsh without the makeup, what ‘s different about now?
Denitsa | September 20, 2007 at 3:33 pm
ooooh, give her a break, she’s 40 years old…she looks much better than many people at her age…
adeliza | September 20, 2007 at 3:35 pm
My cattiness is about to escape the bag……………..
HA FUCKING HA! HA! HA! I love seeing this bitch with out airbrushing.
Damn boob clown skank.
I fucking hate this cunt.
MEOOOOOWWWWW!
fuphdog | September 20, 2007 at 3:36 pm
whatever happened to wearing makeup???
Ravage | September 20, 2007 at 3:38 pm
She had sex with Scott Baio, Brett Michaels, and Tommy Lee. Her new reality show on VH1… “I F*cked the 80′s!” (thank Lisa Lampanelli for the joke)
Ravage
Tits McGee | September 20, 2007 at 3:39 pm
FUCK THIS I love watching her look like a crack head. if only brit will last this long, or look this rode hard and put up wet before she offs herself.
in closing: “The ticklish comfort of a good old-fashioned moustache ride.”
yes.
skanklover | September 20, 2007 at 3:42 pm
I second #11. Brit is much more a trainwreck. Pam’s a better mom
Bump Gossip | September 20, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Ugh, my granny looks better, and she’s dead.
jumpin_j | September 20, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Sweet Jesus, what the $#@! She looks like a cross between the guy who’s face melted in Indiana Jones and an old woman from the original Star Trek. Yeah, I’m a nerd. Deal with it.
jrzmommy | September 20, 2007 at 3:49 pm
MY RODS AND CONES ARE BURINING! BURNING!!!!
your mom | September 20, 2007 at 3:51 pm
The only remarkable thing about this photo is that you cannot see her breasts which are covered by the posterboard she’s carrying. Therefore, your eyes are naturally drawn to her face, which looks about like it always has. You were just too distracted by her mammoth tits before to notice.
Sassy | September 20, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Ooo she’s hot. A hot mess. And ummm, GROSS walking around town in your bare feet….blech. Not any germs there.
#7??? | September 20, 2007 at 3:53 pm
i know people who are 40 and may not be as thin, but have younger faces for sure! celebrities that are 40 plus:
halle berry
demi moore
selma hayek
diane lane
michelle pfeiffer
heather locklier
posh spice
are all older than her and look better than her in this picture i think
NoWay | September 20, 2007 at 3:56 pm
No Way that is Pamela Anderson. If that really is then she wears more make up than Christina Aquillera. Pamela has way too much ego to allow herself to be photographed looking like this. Her ego was measured and it is bigger than her boobs. This is not her!
FRIST!!! | September 20, 2007 at 3:59 pm
#18 With the exception of Halle Berry (maybe) every one of those women had plastic surgery, so how do you figure?????
Oh wait was that your point? I don’t know anything I just had the worst lunch ever. Veggi stood me up. :(
ssdd | September 20, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Uh yeah…that IS her. Sick shit huh?
lambman | September 20, 2007 at 4:01 pm
the original butterface strikes again!
wooohah.com | September 20, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Wow she kinda looks like Brett Michaels in this photo.
http://www.wooohah.com
Where celebrity goes hip-hop
kula | September 20, 2007 at 4:02 pm
you know you would all still tear that up. god knows the things i would do to her…. and thankfully he isnt telling anyone. that shit could land me in jail…
well i dont know everyone's facial plastic surgery procedures | September 20, 2007 at 4:02 pm
but i BELIEVE that pam anderson MAYBE has had work done herself.
to 18 | September 20, 2007 at 4:04 pm
are u stupid or something? Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham is only 34 …and have u seen those “old” ladies without their make-up on? Not sure they look better than this…
Ricard0 | September 20, 2007 at 4:07 pm
She has beautiful feet.
Nikk | September 20, 2007 at 4:07 pm
#15 – that’s fuckin’ funny!!!
And yeah, she should at least have some thong sandals on or something. Doesn’t she have Hep C or something? Does she want to contract more diseases? Is she trying to catch up with Paris?
Donkey | September 20, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Looks like she’s protesting something, but she forgot to add the words.
Maybe she is against intelligence….. or literacy.
adeliza | September 20, 2007 at 4:08 pm
#11-
I take it you have facial hair?
Silo333 | September 20, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Sexy feet though! Definitely a FF’s friend!
FRIST!!! | September 20, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Hey did it ever occur to you people that the lighting was bad, she had a weird look on her face at the exact moment the picture was snapped, and that she has walking pneumonia? Geez, give her a break.
Mogwhy | September 20, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Is this that guy that keeps crying for people to leave Britney alone?
Fumus | September 20, 2007 at 4:14 pm
I’d still do it.
And by still do it I mean 20 years ago I would still have sex with Pamela Anderson. Where’s the DeLorean?
Duh | September 20, 2007 at 4:15 pm
#18…Posh Spice is in her eqrly 30′s not over 40…How very dare you!
are you nuts? #26 | September 20, 2007 at 4:17 pm
none of them could ever look as bad as this meth whore. i have seen pics of halle berry and selam hayek without makeup
she looks like | September 20, 2007 at 4:18 pm
she is homeless. really. britney spears looks more put together!
Lotus Stitch | September 20, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Hey, what ever happened to “No shoes, no shirt, no service”?
jrzmommy | September 20, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Look closely over her left shoulder. There’s a sign for a “Minute Clinic” – those must be her medical records she’s carrying.
z | September 20, 2007 at 4:20 pm
SHE DOES KIND OF LOOK LIKE BRET MICHAELS. HAHAHAHA. They’re both walking STD’s
Donkey | September 20, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Actually, she just had to run to the store to pick up a condom for Tommy.
Kutch | September 20, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Pamela without makeup – sexy or scary?
vote here:
http://www.pollsb.com/polls/poll/2383/pamela-anderson-sans-makeup
jrzmommy | September 20, 2007 at 4:23 pm
How wiley of you JrzTroll (#39)…..but I wouldn’t have said Medical Records, I would have said, um, X-rays of her anus.
women over 40 aging more gracefully | September 20, 2007 at 4:37 pm
tia carrera
courtney cox arquette
andie mcdowell
shania twain
julianne moore
elizabeth hurley
cindy crawford
marcia cross
brooke shields
jennifer beals
nicole kidman
faith hill
kristin davis
iman
lori laughlin
sandra bullock
….
LadySmurfette | September 20, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Um…hello….does any of these women even know who he was and what he did 20 + years ago…….isn’t he like 45 years old, married with 2 kids…..
Pepe Feloniz | September 20, 2007 at 4:42 pm
she is cute and innocent
I HATE PAPPARAZZI!!!!!!!!!!
Hecubus | September 20, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Goddammit you dumb bitch you’re holding the sign the wrong way, the side that says, ‘Will blow for food’ is supposed to face the road.
Conky | September 20, 2007 at 5:05 pm
She looks do-able to me.
Thanks
stinkybuns | September 20, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Come on, she’s not wearing a tinge of make-up. I think she looks relatively normal for her ago, probably a little more wrinkly because of the constant sun exposure. Let’s say she had her eyebrows drawn in, put on lipgloss and a little blush, we wouldn’t be saying she looks “old.”
But they good news is: her legs are AMAZING! In generally, she still has the body of a 20-year-old, which means she’s really healthy.
aw! | September 20, 2007 at 5:55 pm
she isn’t aging well, but that’s obvious because of her slutty lifestyle. She can’t be photoshopped in every photo! And it’s disgusting that she’s barefoot on a city street where people have walked, pissed, spit, etc.
All ass, not class.