Pamela Anderson ages 50 years before your eyes

September 20th, 2007 // 87 Comments
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Sweet Christ, the mummy’s escaped! Don’t look into its eyes. Or giant breasts! They’re cursed too. Oh, hey, it’s just Pam Anderson. What’s that, her breasts are cursed too? I believe it. Look at all the dudes who have touched them: Scott Baio, Tommy Lee, Bret Michaels. All have at one time had shitty reality shows on VH1. That’s where once-cool people go to die. Or in Bret’s case, go to pretend they’re not bald and bang strippers. Hold on a second, no one told me Bret Michaels was the smartest man alive.

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  1. Texas Tranny

    Ouch

  2. heywaitaminute

    Can anyone say TRAINWRECK?!?! You don’t want to look, but you can’t look away! Oh good God, my eyes, MY EYES!!!!

  3. z

    HA, I watch Rock of Love. He’s an old man.

  4. Texas Tranny

    What ever happened to “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service”

  5. klaatu

    Whatever happened to “No shirts, no shoes, no service”?

  6. bello miamiense

    she’s always looked a little harsh without the makeup, what ‘s different about now?

  7. Denitsa

    ooooh, give her a break, she’s 40 years old…she looks much better than many people at her age…

  8. adeliza

    My cattiness is about to escape the bag……………..

    HA FUCKING HA! HA! HA! I love seeing this bitch with out airbrushing.

    Damn boob clown skank.
    I fucking hate this cunt.

    MEOOOOOWWWWW!

  9. fuphdog

    whatever happened to wearing makeup???

  10. Ravage

    She had sex with Scott Baio, Brett Michaels, and Tommy Lee. Her new reality show on VH1… “I F*cked the 80′s!” (thank Lisa Lampanelli for the joke)

    Ravage

  11. Tits McGee

    FUCK THIS I love watching her look like a crack head. if only brit will last this long, or look this rode hard and put up wet before she offs herself.

    in closing: “The ticklish comfort of a good old-fashioned moustache ride.”
    yes.

  12. skanklover

    I second #11. Brit is much more a trainwreck. Pam’s a better mom

  13. Ugh, my granny looks better, and she’s dead.

  14. jumpin_j

    Sweet Jesus, what the $#@! She looks like a cross between the guy who’s face melted in Indiana Jones and an old woman from the original Star Trek. Yeah, I’m a nerd. Deal with it.

  15. jrzmommy

    MY RODS AND CONES ARE BURINING! BURNING!!!!

  16. your mom

    The only remarkable thing about this photo is that you cannot see her breasts which are covered by the posterboard she’s carrying. Therefore, your eyes are naturally drawn to her face, which looks about like it always has. You were just too distracted by her mammoth tits before to notice.

  17. Ooo she’s hot. A hot mess. And ummm, GROSS walking around town in your bare feet….blech. Not any germs there.

  18. #7???

    i know people who are 40 and may not be as thin, but have younger faces for sure! celebrities that are 40 plus:
    halle berry
    demi moore
    selma hayek
    diane lane
    michelle pfeiffer
    heather locklier
    posh spice
    are all older than her and look better than her in this picture i think

  19. NoWay

    No Way that is Pamela Anderson. If that really is then she wears more make up than Christina Aquillera. Pamela has way too much ego to allow herself to be photographed looking like this. Her ego was measured and it is bigger than her boobs. This is not her!

  20. #18 With the exception of Halle Berry (maybe) every one of those women had plastic surgery, so how do you figure?????
    Oh wait was that your point? I don’t know anything I just had the worst lunch ever. Veggi stood me up. :(

  21. ssdd

    Uh yeah…that IS her. Sick shit huh?

  22. lambman

    the original butterface strikes again!

  23. Wow she kinda looks like Brett Michaels in this photo.

    http://www.wooohah.com
    Where celebrity goes hip-hop

  24. kula

    you know you would all still tear that up. god knows the things i would do to her…. and thankfully he isnt telling anyone. that shit could land me in jail…

  25. well i dont know everyone's facial plastic surgery procedures

    but i BELIEVE that pam anderson MAYBE has had work done herself.

  26. to 18

    are u stupid or something? Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham is only 34 …and have u seen those “old” ladies without their make-up on? Not sure they look better than this…

  27. Ricard0

    She has beautiful feet.

  28. Nikk

    #15 – that’s fuckin’ funny!!!

    And yeah, she should at least have some thong sandals on or something. Doesn’t she have Hep C or something? Does she want to contract more diseases? Is she trying to catch up with Paris?

  29. Donkey

    Looks like she’s protesting something, but she forgot to add the words.
    Maybe she is against intelligence….. or literacy.

  30. adeliza

    #11-

    I take it you have facial hair?

  31. Silo333

    Sexy feet though! Definitely a FF’s friend!

  32. Hey did it ever occur to you people that the lighting was bad, she had a weird look on her face at the exact moment the picture was snapped, and that she has walking pneumonia? Geez, give her a break.

  33. Mogwhy

    Is this that guy that keeps crying for people to leave Britney alone?

  34. Fumus

    I’d still do it.

    And by still do it I mean 20 years ago I would still have sex with Pamela Anderson. Where’s the DeLorean?

  35. Duh

    #18…Posh Spice is in her eqrly 30′s not over 40…How very dare you!

  36. are you nuts? #26

    none of them could ever look as bad as this meth whore. i have seen pics of halle berry and selam hayek without makeup

  37. she looks like

    she is homeless. really. britney spears looks more put together!

  38. Lotus Stitch

    Hey, what ever happened to “No shoes, no shirt, no service”?

  39. jrzmommy

    Look closely over her left shoulder. There’s a sign for a “Minute Clinic” – those must be her medical records she’s carrying.

  40. z

    SHE DOES KIND OF LOOK LIKE BRET MICHAELS. HAHAHAHA. They’re both walking STD’s

  41. Donkey

    Actually, she just had to run to the store to pick up a condom for Tommy.

  42. Kutch

    Pamela without makeup – sexy or scary?

    vote here:

    http://www.pollsb.com/polls/poll/2383/pamela-anderson-sans-makeup

  43. jrzmommy

    How wiley of you JrzTroll (#39)…..but I wouldn’t have said Medical Records, I would have said, um, X-rays of her anus.

  44. women over 40 aging more gracefully

    tia carrera
    courtney cox arquette
    andie mcdowell
    shania twain
    julianne moore
    elizabeth hurley
    cindy crawford
    marcia cross
    brooke shields
    jennifer beals
    nicole kidman
    faith hill
    kristin davis
    iman
    lori laughlin
    sandra bullock
    ….

  45. LadySmurfette

    Um…hello….does any of these women even know who he was and what he did 20 + years ago…….isn’t he like 45 years old, married with 2 kids…..

  46. Pepe Feloniz

    she is cute and innocent

    I HATE PAPPARAZZI!!!!!!!!!!

  47. Hecubus

    Goddammit you dumb bitch you’re holding the sign the wrong way, the side that says, ‘Will blow for food’ is supposed to face the road.

  48. Conky

    She looks do-able to me.

    Thanks

  49. stinkybuns

    Come on, she’s not wearing a tinge of make-up. I think she looks relatively normal for her ago, probably a little more wrinkly because of the constant sun exposure. Let’s say she had her eyebrows drawn in, put on lipgloss and a little blush, we wouldn’t be saying she looks “old.”

    But they good news is: her legs are AMAZING! In generally, she still has the body of a 20-year-old, which means she’s really healthy.

  50. aw!

    she isn’t aging well, but that’s obvious because of her slutty lifestyle. She can’t be photoshopped in every photo! And it’s disgusting that she’s barefoot on a city street where people have walked, pissed, spit, etc.

    All ass, not class.

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