Pamela Anderson: A bra? What for?

Yogagirl,

We get it. You love yourself. Now, how about KEEPING it to yourself? We don’t care about you and never will. It’s obvious that you aren’t good looking, because you keep telling us that you are. That’s basic psychology, and not hard to figure out.

She was said to have a personal account on ‘BillionaireCupid dot com’ club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.

Jennifer!

Why haven’t you contacted me? I want to invite you to my wedding! I met a wonderful 78-year old millionaire widow on your site, and I have you to thank for it! Please contact me! I want you to share in my joy! Thank you so much!

Jennifer, you’re so right about that millionaire site, I met a 88 year old there and she stole my wallet can you get it back?

She is really cute. I have seen her profile with sexy pix on a dating site named “SearchingMillionaire dot com”. It is for millionaires and celebrities. Her photos were certified there. I sent a wink to her but no reply yet.

She’s turned into a caricature of herself. She’s be doing hardcore for Vivid within two years. I saw an article on this over at “whythefuckdotheyallowlameasswebsitespampostsincomments dot com”

lmao @ #40

lmao @ #40

Silly Superfish, you really messed up.

The category: 21st century busted whores.
The answer: Pamela Anderson’s response when asked if she would like to have one of these.

You answered : ‘Pamela Anderson: A bra? What for?”

No, no I’m sorry Superfish we were looking for ‘Pamela Anderson: A brain? What for?” That’s a brain not a bra but, it was a good guess. Ooooh and it looks like it’s going to cost you. You wagered… everything, so unfortunately that takes you down to zero and Ken Jennings wins, again.

In an unrelated story, the writer for a blog called teh superficial was arrested for giving Ken Jennings the deepest wedgie in the history of time. Ken is recuperating and will make a full recovery, however he will be confined to a wheelchair for several weeks while his ass heals.

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I guess she got implants for a reason… to show them off? but come on, they’re like twenty years old! enough already.

jamelemee:

Do you know Jennifer? Can you please have her contact me? I want to invite her to my wedding, but she won’t get back to me. Can you help? I met a wonderful woman on your website and we’re going to get married soon. Would you like to come too? I have you and Jennifer to thank for making me so happy, and I’d like you to share in my happiness. Thank you so much!

Dear well over the hill and heading towards the valley of the shadow of death (old age), please give in to your demise. You are middle aged and there is nothing left now but worsening wrinkles and sagging breasts, dark corpse-like bags under the eyes, stinking cunt, adipose tissue about the buttocks and thighs, your man desperately craving younger women (he thinks of them while he does the obligatory sex thing with you dear), aches and pains, removal of the uterus, mustache waxing (oh are you hispanic?), terrible confusing depression (and I can’t blame you baby it’s all over now (give up old lady), and the horrible dreams of youth lived diurnally through self-delusion.
I do not say this to be cruel Lord knows I would not do that. I am cupid the morning after. Only the flowers for one your age have long wilted from the stem. I offer middle aged women stems for Valentine’s Day. Careful with the thorns darling, with all those medications you now take we know don’t want you bleeding all over the place for an embarassing long time.
If it is any consolation, men in their late 50s will find you young and sexy. Trouble is with them is a) they are grotesque and elderly and b) the horror of erectile dysfunction. Then they take those awful pills and want relentless sex all the while passing gas while making those pitiful grunts while they pump you loosening vagina. Then they get onery and beg anal just to be kinky when we all know it is because they actually want a little friction for god’s sake. Women you age no longer provide even that. What is left??
Oh God you exclaim!! I AM old!

Oh, one more thing. Happy Day after Valentine’s Day.
Another. Please wipe the senescent jism from your crotch before you go to work. I know it makes you feel loved and sexy and all but it begins to plain stink after a while.

Love you

oh my god, sh’s so fucking hot… i’d give everything just to fuck her tits..

Wow. She has a dicknose. Who knew?! Those titties are soooooooooo nasty. So fake with warped nipples. Gads why can’t she just act her age?

WHEN PAMS BOOBS GET SAGGY FROM WALKING AROUND BRALESS; SHE CAN GET BIGGER IMPLANTS AND GET FIRM AGAIN. I’M GLAD NOT ALL GUYS ARE INTO HER BECAUSE IT’S A TURN OFF FOR ME.

LOL! Her nose DOES look like a dick!
And yoga girl…you need to chill. It’s the internet.

don’t tell me that you won’t fuck her if u could..

Brother’s got da weed,
that’s why Snoop Dawg’s the bodyguard.
Bakin’………………..

Oh, so nice, it seemed appeared on interracialsingleonline.com did u add your profile on that dating site? may be i can check it and enjoy more about it…

surprisingly no one said anything about her knees and hands.
she could look so nice, why insist on being a girl super-sexy-model?

Well surgery or no surgery, if i looked liked her my boyfriend may actually like me. I would love her chest.