Pamela Anderson: A bra? What for?

February 14th, 2008 // 72 Comments

Pamela Anderson stepped out in Paris last night wearing a see-through dress and no bra. She’ll also be stripping tonight at the Crazy Horse for a lucky Valentine’s crowd. I say lucky because I assume seeing Pamela Anderson naked is still awesome which, c’mon, it is. But don’t take my word for it. I’ve been drinking beer and eating candy hearts all day. Also I’m pretty sure I just had sex with the toaster.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

  1. Ted from LA

    Nice clown tits.

  2. joejoe

    wait…Pam likes to…to…strip?!?!

  3. whoa

    i’d rather see her wear something nice than take it all off… again.

  4. Tits McGee

    Yea, WHY wear a bra? She just trades ‘em in when they get too droopy for a newer model.

  5. digdug

    boing!

  6. noneyobeezwax

    looks like the turkey’s done.

  7. Boo Yah

    Is that an ass on the end of her nose?

  8. Is it just me or does her driver look like Snoop Dog?

  9. Adam in Maintenance

    she is hawt. I’d totally do her if it wasn’t for the fact that her kooch is a nuclear reactor that kills are it touches. And that big titties look like fun to bang on. Serious bongos.

  10. Heyo

    What’s that rashy stuff on her shoulder?

  11. K

    Am I the only one who thinks that nose looks like a penis?

  12. Auntie Kryst

    Meh…It would have been a story if she was doing a banana show in Amsterdam’s Red Light district.

    Dig le cornrows mon frère.

  13. shawn

    when did snoop dogg become a bodyguard?

  14. malicious

    #10 it’s a birth mark
    she is looking really young in the forth shot, whats going on?

  15. a doe

    SKANK!

  16. Sledman

    That dick nose of hers can give owen wilson a run for his money.

  17. Paige

    I agree w/ the posters that think her nose is fu(ked up.

  18. Victoria

    Would that be a penose? Or do we just stick with “dick nose” and wrap it in a Trojan?

  19. yo

    Not even cold in Paris this time of year.

  20. Is Pam the cunt Jane Fonda was talking about earlier today?

  21. yogagirl

    I feel sorry for her. I think she is still a beautiful woman but instead of being a beautiful 40 year old woman she’s still trying to be a beautiful 20 year old woman. I’m a very hot over 40 woman who is fit and sexy, loves sex, full of self confidence etc and I’m GLAD I’m not 20 again! I take great care of myself but I do not need to be 20. I truly feel sorry for celebrities of this sort. I think that when they get that fame that’s based on their sexual appeal (and face it isn’t that what most them are famous for?) they’re not thinking about what happens in 20, 30 years and what do you do then? Me I feel 100% comfortable and confident in being sexy ME RIGHT NOW with no pressure to be me 20 years ago. And I sure have no problem getting male attention, usually far YOUNGER male attention, but those twits bore me.

  22. Art Critic

    Pam is going to recite the Vagina Monologues in Paris. Is is technically still a monolog if there is an echo?

  23. whateverwhatever

    PENIS NOSE.

  24. Multi-Vitamin Especially Made for Womyn

    @21 Why do I get the sense that your entire home library is comprised of self-improvement books?

  25. Guy

    Looks like the middle of her nose has some cleveage too

  26. EuroNeckPain

    #24, funny answer !

    It hurts me to look at these monstrous mammalian protuberances. Someone said a woman should attract attention because of her grace, not because of a display of her goods. Look at her, she seems naked under this thin glittery fabric. Yuk, not elegant at all.

  27. Jumpin_J

    For the love of God, PLEEEEEZE someone put her routine on YouTube. Schwing!

  28. whatever

    @25 – Yes, that is the opening to her 2nd urethra. It’s quite useful when there’s a long line for the ladies’ room!

  29. honest and infected

    you guys all suck, you know you would all eat and plook on that if you were ever lucky enuf to be that close

  30. D. Richards

    Pamela Anderson has the legs of a South American indian man.

    Attractive.

  31. honest and infected

    you guys all suck, you know you would all eat and plook on that if you were ever lucky enuf to be that close

  32. yogagirl

    Hey 24 maybe it’s comprised of sex books which contain a whole lotta stuff you know nothing about! ;)

  33. honest and infected

    # 26 mmammalian protuberances
    Sounds Zappa -ish

    That dress would be elegant, …….on the floor of my bathroom….

  34. yogagirl

    31 don’t leave out the girls. I’m not saying I’d turn her down. Prolly wouldn’t. I know I’d turn down 24 but prolly not Pam.

  35. honest and infected

    how over 40 ru yogagirl?

  36. not hot

    Hey 32-obviously you don’t either if you have to buy a whole library full of books to explain how to do it.
    People who have to tell people how hot they are are never hot. Even if you are physically hot, you ruin everything by bringing it to people’s attention. Oh, and writing prolly is annoying.Just so you know.

  37. Cap'n Pickles

    I would still do her. Would need a bag over her head. Preferably plastic.

  38. Veroonica

    I support PETS. that’s “People For The Ethical Treatment of Silicone”. Rip out that poor silicone and set it FREE Pam!

  39. hausfrau

    BUTTERFACE!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. deaconjones

    @21

    It sounds like you’re having a conversation with the other half of your brain

    “Im an old bag!”
    “Im beautiful!”
    “No, I have reptile skin”
    “They cant see it with the lights off!”

  41. eastcoastgirl

    This woman is beyond boring.

  42. Mr. French

    “Meh…It would have been a story if she was doing a banana show in Amsterdam’s Red Light district.”

    Please elaborate. I’d like to hear this one.

  43. Mr. French

    “And I sure have no problem getting male attention, usually far YOUNGER male attention, but those twits bore me.”

    If I met up with you, I’d run like hell. Egotistical women such as yourself SUCK. And not in a good way.

  44. Mr. French

    #29: Plook?

    Thank you. I learned a new word today.

  45. Mr. French

    #36: Thank you. My sentiments exactly. Yogagirl has probably been married and divorced four or five times, or is well on her way to such heights.

  46. honest and infected

    Mr French
    Youre welcome
    It is a Frank Zappa term and has always been good for me.
    Women find it less offensive than Bang slam or what have you.

  47. Auntie Kryst

    @42
    I wish I could but my drunken and drugged college days are long behind me (well just the drugs really), as was that spring break trip to Europe. My memories have faded. Funny thing though, I still remember the shame…

  48. Mr. French

    honest and infected:

    “Does Humor Belong In Music” is an awesome video and CD. Although they differ slightly. His band is fantastic on those.

  49. yogagirl

    yah 21. you’re a real genius I can tell. Regular honors society kid. How are your AP classes going? Look at me! I’m a wit! feh. whatever Oscar. Go get some practice. You sound a bit upight. Prolly would do you good. On to Pammy. I feel sorry or her. Really I do. I know these websites are all about being snarky and I love ‘em as much as the next person, but something about her really just seems so pathetic. Pathetic not in he popular sense but just plain well pathetic. Sad. Wouldn’t want to be her. I do still think she’s sorta hot. I wouldn’t turn down a hookup with her but honestly what I really feel is sad for her. What a way to be. Glad I’m me … along with more than a few others! :) And I’m all for snarky by the way. Great thing.

  50. WOW……@#49 would you please stfu…….you sound like a self obsessed skank yourself go grow up. stop trying to make yourself feel better by putting pammy down and trying to big ya’self up. and i bet if you could you would be her lots of money and fame and well……she is still damn hawt!!! and you just mad she still got it and you aint. so please do us all a favor and stop telling us about yourself and if you think she’s lost it take a look at janice dickinson if i see another bikini pic of her ima throw up……..back to pammy what you got to feel sorry for her about she’s hotter than you ,richer than you and she looks amazing for her age i say stop hating and take a look at someone like b.spears!!!!

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