Pamela Anderson is starring in a “docu-style series” on E! this summer cleverly titled Pamela. I’m pretty sure “docu-style” isn’t a real word but when has reality gotten in the way of reality TV? NEVER! E! Online conveniently has the details:
“Pamela will be an artistically rich and visually stunning series,” executive producer Randy Barbato said in a statement. “The series will offer an unprecedented look inside the life of one of today’s most iconic superstars in the style of a uniquely shot documentary film.”
While the series, as announced, promises to let viewers meet “the real woman behind the famous breasts,” it will draw a big line, and will not feature her and ex-husband Tommy Lee’s two children.
I’m sure the show will be interesting as hell like her life. One minute Pamela Anderson is attending her son’s baseball game (above) then the next she’s settling her debt with Satan:
Late Saturday night, the Las Vegas Review-Journal reported the 40-year-old helped celebrate Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner’s 82nd birthday by doing a dance for him while wearing a pair of high heels–and nothing else.
What else can we expect on the show? SPOILER ALERT: Pamela likes hot dogs! Ha! Who knew?* Celebrities sure are zany!
*Question not addressed to Tommy Lee, Bret Michaels, Scott Baio, [insert any 80s hair metal band member here], Tim Allen, 1/3 the population of Canada, Rick Salomon, the Michelin Man, Roseanne Barr, Jesus.
Randal | April 7, 2008 at 4:37 pm
What a beautiful smile Pam still has, even after all the hardships she’s been through during the course of her illuminated career. This show will show a side of her the public rarely gets to see and by the end, they’ll be a lot more folks in the world that will know what a great person she is and has become.
Randal
FuckPamela | April 7, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Does anyone else see the irony of a cunt with plastic tits and collagen lips doing a “reality” show?
Melissa | April 7, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Oh please….
Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 7, 2008 at 4:44 pm
“Pamela will be an artistically rich and visually stunning series,”
with cunning stunts?
Binky | April 7, 2008 at 4:44 pm
PA : Hello wardrobe ? Got anything “artistically rich and visually stunning” for my new reality series in a ‘grey trailer’? Backed underneath perhaps by a white Lagerfeld wife-beater ?
Wardrobe guy : Why yes !
nipolian | April 7, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Great……Randy Barbato: the same fucking mastermind that brought us “Tori & Dean, Inn Love”. Why doesn’t this dumbfuck give Randal his (?) own reality show. Probably be a whole lot more entertaining than Pam Anderson.
PunkA | April 7, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I think the person she became is the girl who’s vaj gets more traffic than Grand Central Station. With the same amount of disease.
And if her show has fewer hot chicks than Baywatch or VIP, why watch?
fearsarewishes | April 7, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I really am surprised that she had the good sense to attend her son’s ball game in something other than the Superwhore outfits she wears everywhere else.
Good on you, Ms. Anderson
nipolian | April 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Check out the sissy wearing the mit in the 5th pic.
Jen | April 7, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Hot dogs? Uhmm, I thought she was a vegetarian and the Queen of Peta.
Auntie Kryst | April 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Her sweathshirt has a tramp stamp. Honestly that’s just smart whoring, it looks cold out.. Her Canadian upbringing taught her to wear layers to keep warm. She still cleverly manages to put forth a skanky image. Respect.
ki | April 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm
jen you genius. its fuckin LA its tofu.
steve | April 7, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I used to get hand cramps from Pamela, and I suppose she’s still “really hot…for her age” but I certainly didn’t need to see those last few pics where she’s ripping one in the stands. I mean, sure, when I’m in public but outdoors like that I take advantage of the prevailing westerlies as much as anybody, especially if I’m required to be indoors with civilized folk after the game, but Pam’s hep-farts are a different matter entirely. We just don’t need to know.
Groucho | April 7, 2008 at 5:02 pm
“The series will offer an unprecedented look inside the life of one of today’s most iconic superstars”
So who’s starring in it, and why is it named “Pamela”?
Alcia | April 7, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Hef smiled wanly at Pam’s strip tease. But everybody knew he wouldn’t reach his full 3 inches until the “every man’s fantasy” Olson twins stripped for him. Alas, they had declined the invitation. Well-wishers arranged a slide show of some really hot embryos, and for a moment the old man interrupted his continuous stream of rusty farts, but it just wasn’t the same. Soon, the smell of urine became pervasive and everyone smiled gamely when it was announced that it was time for some birthday “bedroom antics.” All knew that an era had ended when whispers circulated that Hef had attempted to blow out the pictures of candles on his special birthday diapers. Except for the male black celebs trying to hit on the waitstaff, the crowd dispersed quickly.
Spazz | April 7, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Wait, isnt that the very definition of an oxymoron?
Pamela Anderson and the word reality are incompatible. Tell me please antyhing about her that is REAL?
Pam Anderson's Anus | April 7, 2008 at 5:26 pm
pfffft…PTHPPTHBPTHBPTHBPHBPTHB…PBRRRRBRBRBRB….squirt…squirt…PLOBPLOBPLBOPPLBO!!! FARRRT!!!…pfft…
(wipe)
(wipe)
(wipe)
(wi..PPHTPHTOPHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHT…PLOP PLOP
PLOP…pfffft…bloop…bloop…bleep…
PTHPTPHTPHTPHT!!!!!
IKE | April 7, 2008 at 5:32 pm
So.
PETA Peep | April 7, 2008 at 5:40 pm
I hope the reality show focuses on her outstanding work with PETA and shows actual PETA videos.
The PETA videos grossed me out after seeing chickens, turkeys, cows, and pigs being treated inhumanely throughout their entire life and while being slaughtered for human consumption.
I realize they are animals but they should at least have a humane and natural life before getting slaughtered for human consumption.
The smell of bacon no longer delights me.
Pork chops no longer excites me.
Normal Peep | April 7, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Meat tastes like murder. And murder tastes GREAT!!!
Murder preceded by torture is a delicacy.
A | April 7, 2008 at 5:50 pm
god damn, white people are ugly
and no i’m not black
RENEE | April 7, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Oh lord, what a sell out. When will these “reality” shows just die away already???! And is she really munching on a hotdog; I thought she was vegan? Maybe its a tofu dog. Some of those are damn tasty and taste as good as the real thing (although some taste awful). The Morning Star grillers prime burgers are delicious too, I bet you could take a die hard carnivorous man and trick him into eating one and he would never know the difference.
SLASH | April 7, 2008 at 5:58 pm
@21 god damn, stupid people are ugly
and no I’m not white
mike | April 7, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I wish my goat had tits that big.
combustion8 | April 7, 2008 at 6:26 pm
@19 cut it out, youre making me hungry… I shall prepare a veal cutlet in your honor.
Ript1&0 | April 7, 2008 at 6:35 pm
I saw you, LJV, you minx.
Don’t let them suck you in girl, you still have a chance to get out. Run!!! Motherfucking run!!!
Wait, actually… we should totally hang soon… I’ll call ya. <3
World's Most Beautiful Woman | April 7, 2008 at 6:40 pm
A few years ago, she was in the online tabloids virtually every minute
Now since turning 40 – it is as if no one cares
Ironically, Britney is losing some of her lust also
This type of extreme fame only happens to a very very very few
Can anyone guess who will be the next super tabloid queen??????
WTF | April 7, 2008 at 6:44 pm
#27
The media will let us know.
OC Dee | April 7, 2008 at 6:55 pm
#22
Yes I agree the Morning Star burgers are delicious. The Morning Star nuggets and chix patties are delicioius too.
Light chocolate silk soy milk is delicious too.
Wanks | April 7, 2008 at 6:57 pm
shes getting old but damn her ass looks pretty tight in last two pics…def would hit dat!
Karma | April 7, 2008 at 6:57 pm
@25
After you die; you will come back as veal. Too bad you will never grow up to be an adult. Hopefully by then; humanity will be humane to all animals.
Grunion | April 7, 2008 at 7:06 pm
#19
“The smell of bacon no longer delights me.”
Kill.yourself.now
Ript1&0 | April 7, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Ha. Nice try. My girl said, “What the fuck is this about fish and bacon and gay porno? You are hanging out in an S&M chatroom?”
PS= LJV stands for….
Ript1&0 | April 7, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Something important.
SLASH | April 7, 2008 at 7:10 pm
@32 my sentiments exactly.
Here is how I deal with “Meat is Murder” slaughterhouse PETA videos.
I DON’T FUCKING WATCH THEM
And that is what allows me to enjoy chicken n ribs for years to come.
Ript1&0 | April 7, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Or unimportant.
Ript1&0 | April 7, 2008 at 7:18 pm
(Cue giant hand from sky to smack me)
cate | April 7, 2008 at 7:19 pm
HAS ANYONE NOTICED HER BIG BOOB REDUCTION?!!!
Farah | April 7, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I thought she was vegetarian…kinda hypocritical.
drrrrr | April 7, 2008 at 7:30 pm
she was said to join the Internet dating recebtly. many fans noticed her profile on celebs club’S earching M illionaire.c o m’.she used her real photo. so funny.
Reed Rothchild | April 7, 2008 at 7:53 pm
She’s Fugly…looks like my ass.
AJ | April 7, 2008 at 7:55 pm
#39
She was eating a tofu hotdog.
#35
I was the same way too, but I’m glad I finally watched the PETA videos. I’m sure not ingesting all those hormones and pesticides by not eating meat can only benefit me. It was disgusting watching the chickens live in their own filth and feces. Some had been injected with hormones that it made them very big and they could not walk. I could go on and on about the chickens, cows, and pigs, but you get the idea. I am totally turned off by meat now. If I ever went back to meat, it would have to be free range because at least they live in a natural and humane environment. But the site and smell of meat does nothing for me.
John | April 7, 2008 at 7:57 pm
” 31. Karma – April 7, 2008 6:57 PM
@25
After you die; you will come back as veal. Too bad you will never grow up to be an adult. Hopefully by then; humanity will be humane to all animals.”
Karma…reincarnation…well, why not just invoke the Easter Bunny? These concepts are for weak-minded people who have given up on their lives and hope for a better life in the “hereafter” – or, more often, that their perceived enemies will suffer in the hereafter.
Hard truth: your life is what is is, one life. It’s all you get. When you die, you die, that’s it. If you like how animals taste, then kill ‘em and grill ‘em, because this life is all you get.
dude | April 7, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Alcia at #15, you are a delight. I’m still laughing.
Ript1&0 | April 7, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Hey man, karma and reincarnation might not be real, but the Easter Bunny is TOTALLY FUCKING REAL. You should bow down to a bunny today.
Reed Rothchild | April 7, 2008 at 8:16 pm
It’s sad how these women dye their hair blonde and spend money on obviously big fake cans to make up for their low self esteem. Sadder still when these blondes start getting older and realize that because they’ve spent their entire lives focused on their looks, they have nothing to offer when their looks fade.
Pam didn’t fade as she got older; she crashed!! Like slamming a Ferrari into a brick wall. Yikes! Looks as hideous as VM.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | April 7, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Pam always big here in Chung King Mansions.(Kowloon 16th floor) We watch show. Forget Borat ‘Hunny-Bun’. You and Jackie Chan Make good couple. Could make ‘Bruce Lee type’ movie with Jackie Chan as ‘Judo Jack’.
And in other news – Mr BinkWad would like to report he and Cliff Notes finally got to make a dribble on HuffingtonPost – str8in’ out Bill Moyers on his latest thread.
Apparently no more ban there. Either freedom is finally here or Errianna’s ‘thought police’ are on coffee – comment – a – way.
Cliff Notes : Knee, maybe even Erriannna thought the Mark Penn story was a bit much.
i'm lost and i'm found | April 7, 2008 at 10:10 pm
She looks like she has lived very hard. And now she’s paying for it. Time has been very unkind to her.
Lokis | April 7, 2008 at 10:23 pm
#19 Dear PETA Lover,
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK! Ok, all jokes aside, bla bla very sad, bla bla poor animals. Yeah I watched those videos too, yes i cried those very same tears, yes I was vegan for over two years…..BUT FUCK IT AND FUCK YOU TOO SWEET SINNING JESUS I love steamies.
(The montreal hot dogs, not the poops >.<)
-Wenis. I mean, Loki.
p.s. Just look at Pammymcslamminhertittiesonthecoffeetable-son, thats what vegetarianism doooos to you.
Ted from LA | April 8, 2008 at 12:06 am
49,
I think you’re a bit tough. How old is she? She looks good by anyone’s standards. She also seems like a nice woman. I think the deflated tits were a good plan on her part. Fake tits are the all-time bad plan. Kansas NCAA basketball champs, Iowa NCAA wrestling champs. The midwest is living large.