Pamela Anderson’s new boyfriend has been revealed as a circus performer called Jesus. I guess Pamela is sick of the tattooed rockers and has opted to just go for the freaky circus types instead. To be fair to Jesus though, he’s performing in Cirque du Soleil’s Zumanity which is a level above that Ringling Bros. crap. Cirque du Soleil is known for emphasizing the strength and grace of its performers rather than the typical stupidity emphasized by regular circuses. “Watch as the amazing Twirlo twirls blindfolded next to a tiger!” Yay, you suck.