Pamela Anderson’s marriage implanted with fraud

March 23rd, 2008 // 28 Comments

Rick Salomon has agreed that the best case scenario is to pretend his marriage to Pamela Anderson never happened. Neither side is seeking spousal support and vow never to set foot in Vegas again – except to gamble and drink all night! WHOO! The AP reports:

Rick Salomon agrees in papers responding to a filing by the “Baywatch” actress that the marriage should be annulled because of fraud, though neither set of documents elaborated.

I don’t know what these two expected to accomplish by getting married. It’s fucking Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon, for God’s sake! Did they think magical unicorns would fly through the air trailing rainbows behind them? Everyone knows that only happens when I unzip pants. *ZIP* See? That’s just scie- Bill, watch out! NO! You just got pegasus’d in the skull! Don’t you die on me! But, uh, can I have your office? I mean, don’t quit on me, man! No, for real, I’m just going to start moving my stuff in. LIVE, DAMN YOU! Ooh, a window…

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  1. fakesimba

    Man, she hit the wall hard.

  2. frist

    first!

  3. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

    First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Meh…..Pammie’s looking rode hard & hung up wet these days………

  4. Didn’t she used to be hot at one point?

    #2,3, & 4 – The Idiot Trifecta

  5. Wait, wait…You mean she divorced Kid Rock? I thought that was going to be forever.

  6. Jrz

    Fraud? Like………”Wait a minute! Those tits aren’t REAL!!!!” like that kind of fraud?

    PS She looks very diabolical in that picture, like she’s an evil mastermind of fraudulent marriages.

  7. Ted from LA

    I wish we had a real Superman to stop her. On second thought, he’d probably just end up fucking her and marrying her in the Elvis Chapel of Love.

  8. If she makes the jump to MILF porn, I’m not sayin’ I’ll buy more Kleenex, Jergens, Ben-Gay, and Vaseline, I’m just sayin’ I’d buy a trial subscription.

  9. edamame

    Her boys are going to be the most fucked up men we’ve ever seen.
    Way to go, Pam. Your folks must be so proud of you.

  10. edamame

    Time to update her wiki…again.

  11. Jumpin_J

    EXTREME CLOSE-UP! WHOOOOOOOOAH!!!!

    (maybe a tad too close to ol’ pammie?)

  12. Grunion

    With her history of douche husbands Joe Francis better watch the fuck out.

  13. Auntie Kryst

    What’s with the trying to be thoughful hand to the chin photos? Is she authoring yet another great work of literature? Looks like pictures you would see on the back cover of a book. Personally I think Vanna White is the better writer.

  14. Harry Ballzack

    ” FRAUD”????
    Pamela Anderson – Lee – Ritchie – Saloman —- Klok ????
    NO WAY !!!!!
    It saddens me how the media picks apart such a stellar member of society

  15. ch474

    She may have hit the wall, and been rode hard and put away wet, but part of me still wants to do dirty – though highly entertaining – things to her with a jar of mayonaisse and a paint roller.

    Considering she’s a used up disease dispenser, dying of liver problems and stretched out in every direction from ex’s and toys, she’s actually looking … uhm, OK I guess. That’s it PA, it’s OK to start looking your age. There’s money to be made in MILF porn.

  16. ch474

    She may have hit the wall, and been rode hard and put away wet, but part of me still wants to do dirty – though highly entertaining – things to her with a jar of mayonaisse and a paint roller.

    Considering she’s a used up disease dispenser, dying of liver problems and stretched out in every direction from ex’s and toys, she’s actually looking … uhm, OK I guess. That’s it PA, it’s OK to start looking your age. There’s money to be made in MILF porn.

  17. ch474

    She may have hit the wall, and been rode hard and put away wet, but part of me still wants to do dirty – though highly entertaining – things to her with a jar of mayonaisse and a paint roller.

    Considering she’s a used up disease dispenser, dying of liver problems and stretched out in every direction from ex’s and toys, she’s actually looking … uhm, OK I guess. That’s it PA, it’s OK to start looking your age. There’s money to be made in MILF porn.

  18. tanya

    There’s a thing called Botox Pammy, get some.

  19. Randal

    I’m glad the two have finally come to terms with it all for it’s been a sure distraction for her acting career, although I will admit, her movies are not well done. She’s great for TV though, more comedy than say another Baywatch.

    You still have a beautiful smile Pamela, great work!

    Randal

  20. In a written statement from Soloman’s lawyers – the ‘fraud’ seemed to be centered on Anderson’s chest.
    Dow Corning had no comment.
    ‘Saline Sally’s Venice Beach Euphoriam’ (sp?) could not be reached for comment at ‘Binky time’.

  21. Nick Greenfield

    I agree with the above comments about how hard she looks.. makes me want to slap her face with my hard cock and beat if hard in front of her until I splash her evil looking face with some baby batter.. take that you whore! How do you like me now?

  22. jason

    she is not beautiful any more. maybe this is why she have joined a online datin site called wealthyloves. c o m and wants to make more friends.

  23. Tom

    whitewomensuck.blogspot.com

    Because white women still suck.

  24. Missystar

    I opened one pic to full-size…yeesh. I sure wish I could go back in time and…well, not do that, I guess. That is some bad-ass shit…the etched forehead is bad enough, but the bonus is the eye wrinkles and bumpy cheeks.

  25. KillMONTAG

    She has fucked herself over big time with all the sun exposure, still like her though.

  26. Perth's Lara

    Pam is still gorgeous and all. But has this woman had a psychological evaluation. She is a needy woman. I know weddings are exciting to plan, but how many has she had, and what woman wants to go through court for divorces that many times.
    She went to court and I’m sure she signed affidavits to say Tommy bashed her and gave her hepatitis, and she’s still screwing him and allowing him to see the kids. Attention seeker.

  27. Fraud? I guess thats codeword for Tommy is still hitting that.

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