Pamela Anderson’s marriage implanted with fraud

March 23rd, 2008 // 28 Comments

Rick Salomon has agreed that the best case scenario is to pretend his marriage to Pamela Anderson never happened. Neither side is seeking spousal support and vow never to set foot in Vegas again – except to gamble and drink all night! WHOO! The AP reports:

Rick Salomon agrees in papers responding to a filing by the “Baywatch” actress that the marriage should be annulled because of fraud, though neither set of documents elaborated.

I don’t know what these two expected to accomplish by getting married. It’s fucking Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon, for God’s sake! Did they think magical unicorns would fly through the air trailing rainbows behind them? Everyone knows that only happens when I unzip pants. *ZIP* See? That’s just scie- Bill, watch out! NO! You just got pegasus’d in the skull! Don’t you die on me! But, uh, can I have your office? I mean, don’t quit on me, man! No, for real, I’m just going to start moving my stuff in. LIVE, DAMN YOU! Ooh, a window…

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Comments (28)

  1. fakesimba | March 24, 2008 at 8:57 am

    Man, she hit the wall hard.

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  2. frist | March 24, 2008 at 8:58 am

    first!

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  3. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner | March 24, 2008 at 8:59 am

    First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Meh…..Pammie’s looking rode hard & hung up wet these days………

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  4. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | March 24, 2008 at 9:13 am

    Didn’t she used to be hot at one point?

    #2,3, & 4 – The Idiot Trifecta

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  5. SaraDevil | March 24, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Wait, wait…You mean she divorced Kid Rock? I thought that was going to be forever.

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  6. Jrz | March 24, 2008 at 9:56 am

    Fraud? Like………”Wait a minute! Those tits aren’t REAL!!!!” like that kind of fraud?

    PS She looks very diabolical in that picture, like she’s an evil mastermind of fraudulent marriages.

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  7. Ted from LA | March 24, 2008 at 10:02 am

    I wish we had a real Superman to stop her. On second thought, he’d probably just end up fucking her and marrying her in the Elvis Chapel of Love.

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  8. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | March 24, 2008 at 10:19 am

    If she makes the jump to MILF porn, I’m not sayin’ I’ll buy more Kleenex, Jergens, Ben-Gay, and Vaseline, I’m just sayin’ I’d buy a trial subscription.

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  9. edamame | March 24, 2008 at 10:20 am

    Her boys are going to be the most fucked up men we’ve ever seen.
    Way to go, Pam. Your folks must be so proud of you.

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  10. edamame | March 24, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Time to update her wiki…again.

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  11. Jumpin_J | March 24, 2008 at 11:15 am

    EXTREME CLOSE-UP! WHOOOOOOOOAH!!!!

    (maybe a tad too close to ol’ pammie?)

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  12. Grunion | March 24, 2008 at 11:24 am

    With her history of douche husbands Joe Francis better watch the fuck out.

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  13. Auntie Kryst | March 24, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    What’s with the trying to be thoughful hand to the chin photos? Is she authoring yet another great work of literature? Looks like pictures you would see on the back cover of a book. Personally I think Vanna White is the better writer.

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  14. Harry Ballzack | March 24, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    ” FRAUD”????
    Pamela Anderson – Lee – Ritchie – Saloman —- Klok ????
    NO WAY !!!!!
    It saddens me how the media picks apart such a stellar member of society

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  15. ch474 | March 24, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    She may have hit the wall, and been rode hard and put away wet, but part of me still wants to do dirty – though highly entertaining – things to her with a jar of mayonaisse and a paint roller.

    Considering she’s a used up disease dispenser, dying of liver problems and stretched out in every direction from ex’s and toys, she’s actually looking … uhm, OK I guess. That’s it PA, it’s OK to start looking your age. There’s money to be made in MILF porn.

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  16. ch474 | March 24, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    She may have hit the wall, and been rode hard and put away wet, but part of me still wants to do dirty – though highly entertaining – things to her with a jar of mayonaisse and a paint roller.

    Considering she’s a used up disease dispenser, dying of liver problems and stretched out in every direction from ex’s and toys, she’s actually looking … uhm, OK I guess. That’s it PA, it’s OK to start looking your age. There’s money to be made in MILF porn.

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  17. ch474 | March 24, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    She may have hit the wall, and been rode hard and put away wet, but part of me still wants to do dirty – though highly entertaining – things to her with a jar of mayonaisse and a paint roller.

    Considering she’s a used up disease dispenser, dying of liver problems and stretched out in every direction from ex’s and toys, she’s actually looking … uhm, OK I guess. That’s it PA, it’s OK to start looking your age. There’s money to be made in MILF porn.

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  18. tanya | March 24, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    There’s a thing called Botox Pammy, get some.

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  19. Randal | March 24, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    I’m glad the two have finally come to terms with it all for it’s been a sure distraction for her acting career, although I will admit, her movies are not well done. She’s great for TV though, more comedy than say another Baywatch.

    You still have a beautiful smile Pamela, great work!

    Randal

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  20. Binky | March 24, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    In a written statement from Soloman’s lawyers – the ‘fraud’ seemed to be centered on Anderson’s chest.
    Dow Corning had no comment.
    ‘Saline Sally’s Venice Beach Euphoriam’ (sp?) could not be reached for comment at ‘Binky time’.

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  21. Nick Greenfield | March 24, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    I agree with the above comments about how hard she looks.. makes me want to slap her face with my hard cock and beat if hard in front of her until I splash her evil looking face with some baby batter.. take that you whore! How do you like me now?

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  22. jason | March 24, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    she is not beautiful any more. maybe this is why she have joined a online datin site called wealthyloves. c o m and wants to make more friends.

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  23. Tom | March 24, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    whitewomensuck.blogspot.com

    Because white women still suck.

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  24. Missystar | March 24, 2008 at 11:41 pm

    I opened one pic to full-size…yeesh. I sure wish I could go back in time and…well, not do that, I guess. That is some bad-ass shit…the etched forehead is bad enough, but the bonus is the eye wrinkles and bumpy cheeks.

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  25. KillMONTAG | March 25, 2008 at 3:08 am

    She has fucked herself over big time with all the sun exposure, still like her though.

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  26. Perth's Lara | March 25, 2008 at 4:48 am

    Pam is still gorgeous and all. But has this woman had a psychological evaluation. She is a needy woman. I know weddings are exciting to plan, but how many has she had, and what woman wants to go through court for divorces that many times.
    She went to court and I’m sure she signed affidavits to say Tommy bashed her and gave her hepatitis, and she’s still screwing him and allowing him to see the kids. Attention seeker.

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  27. Betts | March 25, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    Fraud? I guess thats codeword for Tommy is still hitting that.

    http://www.cafepress.com/kosmiqpandora

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