Pamela Anderson Wore A Bikini, Too

December 20th, 2011 // 66 Comments
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“The Sand People are easily startled but they’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.” – Jesus of Nazareth.

We already posted one 40-something man-face bag of silicone in a bikini, so what’s one more? Here are just-released photos Pamela Anderson in Hawaii last week because it’s always a good idea to let the hepatitis waft off for a couple of days so the Internet doesn’t get the drip. Also, it’s Pamela Anderson so it’s not like anyone’s on the edge of their seat waiting for these. “Hey, remember that chick who was hot in 1996 and then wasn’t anymore? Because I’m dying to see her aged 15 years but with a pained look on her face that clearly suggests years of drug use and unprotected sex make it a goddamn chore just to walk. Oh, wait, looky here…”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. Shaftzits

    would still bang

    • Schmidtler

      If you’d bang a fat old lady with a back tattoo and several incurable venereal diseases, whose vagina is as wide as the Holland Tunnel, is there anything you wouldn’t bang?
      This one makes the Kardashians seem classy.

      • it had to be said

        I think you have some very deep-seated probelms. Every. Single. Person someone wants to bang gets your wrath.

        However, in this case you are right.

      • a powers

        Fat??? whatever. she has a great body for 40+ A good body for a 20 something.
        Kardashians?????? Really???

  2. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    Lol. She looks like one of the animated women from my 60s MAD magazines.

  3. BE

    Hiya Fish –

    It’s Christmas week – could you post something better than Ho, Ho and more Ho’s?

    We got the theme with the first Ho..

    Merry Christmas to ya!

  4. Pippy Longcockings

    I’d totally hit it and then jizz on her barb wire arm tattoo.

  5. She looks like Jack Nicholson!

  6. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    Her body looks GREAT! She was a very beautiful girl until she started making cosmetic changes to her face, which IMO, she didn’t need. But, those legs, that stomach, and that butt, she puts a lot of girls half her age to shame!

  7. ace11

    Wow…Merry X-mas Pam
    I wonder how many men have been inside that?

  8. SIN

    Looks good….from a distance.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Anyone ever watch her sextape with Tommy?

    Man can that girl take a dick! And by dick, I mean softball bat

    • it had to be said

      She took that thing like a champ. I would not be surprised if they pull a VW Bug out of her cooch in her autopsy.

  10. EricLr

    You know it has to be a blast being her and Tommy Lee’s 15-year-old son. Every morning you wake up and pray that at least one of your parents won’t embarrass the shit out of you today.

  11. Soviet Snow

    She’ll be fuckable into her 60′s as long as she keeps in shape and retains her long hair.

  12. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    Remember when she looked like this on Home Improvement?

  13. Sad

    Remember when she looked like this on Home Improvement?

  14. angerinside

    There was a time she could make the world beat their meat. Now she just looks like the world beat her meat.

  15. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
    Soviet Snow
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    Better ass pic

  16. Donald Trump

    Remember when she was hot?

    • EricLr

      Yes, the 1989 back to school issue of Playboy.

      • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

        Back then, she had only her trainer fake tits. Look at those pictures again, and see she had fakes already.

        There’s more plasitc in this woman than in the average car.

  17. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
    Larry Jones
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    Oh yeah she looks terrible. If 5% of women over 40 looked like that in a bikini, the world would be an infinitely better place.

  18. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    New spokesperson for Crabby Joe’s.

  19. Looks more and more like Vince Neil all the time.

  20. Jessesgirl

    Not too shabby…but maybe I just think that because I’ve just been looking at Lilo who is at least 2 decades younger and looks much worse.

  21. She looks like her skin feels like sandpaper.

  22. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    Thank goodness she took off that damn ugly belly chain she always wore. When I’m her age i hope I’m that good to look at…or I have enough money for a great plastic surgeon!

  23. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    Hepatitis does a body good.

  24. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    Did her boobs deflate? Was she too close to a heater and they melted a little bit? They look *gasp* SMALLER!

  25. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    Her body still looks good but her face has always been butt ugly. Just once I would like to see her with her hair combed.

  26. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    Her boobs look smaller?

  27. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    still got it

  28. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    She looks great after having two kids!

  29. dgrin

    let’s see you guys after the 20′s of your life, years go by so fast and looks fade so quickly,
    yes, she used to look flawless, but she still looks decent I mean she almost has a 80% of the hot body she had in her teen days and that’s about what only 20% of people her age can say.

  30. Rico Jones

    She’d still be hot if she didn’t have AIDS.

  31. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    that wall had to hurt!!!

  32. Prolapsed Liver

    I’ve never liked that dried up, midget, bow-legged, button-nosed cunt.

  33. forrest gump

    these almost forgotten celebrities just hope they waken up horny american men who think about their own penis now.

  34. I would still totally hit that… then hit the free clinic… then hit the clubs with Paris. In for a penny, in for a pound.

  35. tlmck

    You would think that seeing so many women like Pam, the younger generation would think twice about plastic surgery.

  36. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    her body looks good, but its her face that suffered. its all due to the too much sun exposure.

  37. Cult

    WOW. She look’s great for her age .. Only jelouse people would think otherwise!

  38. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    nope. still hot.

  39. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    Looks great!

  40. I like Pam, I get the impression that if she got drunk and passed out on the couch in my living room, I might have a chance with her.

  41. VEGAS

    You all need to stop judging. She lives her life as she wants. Period. Who are you all to judge. You all be blessed if you could look this good at age 40+ with an ounce of makeup on. Stop being haters especially you men talking shit saying they would never fuck her because I bet you if she came knocking to your door all dolled up, you would let her in with no problem.

    • KV

      Sweetie, feeling a little bit lonely lately ??? Need some company ??? Over 40+ and not looking like Pam ?? Or are you exactly like her ? Your name sounds like a stripper name. XOXO and merry X mas

  42. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    She’s a pro.

  43. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    skanky?…check…. still doable? absofuckinglutely!!!

  44. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    What a square torso. Honey, please go back to the orange one piece cause ulook hideous in a bikini.

  45. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    Most men including me would still pump this!

  46. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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  47. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
    Ms. Fit
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    I think she look fabulous! Hell, better than a lot of younger chicks I’ve seen. Kudos to Pam.

  48. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
    wedding flowers
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  49. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
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    I just dont get how her face hit the wall so hard, but DAMN that body……………

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