Pamela Anderson Regrets All That Naked Stuff

September 22nd, 2010 // 87 Comments

Pamela Anderson is starting to regret… pretty much her entire life’s work. Turns out that shit can really mess a kid up. Who knew? Via Guanabee:

“My children are made fun of because I have posed naked,” confessed actress and model, Pamela Anderson while attending a Playboy party during a two day tour in Bucharest. “When you pose, you are not thinking that one day you will have children who will see it,” added the 43 year old mother of two during an interview with Romanian channel, Pro TV.

Somewhere Kendra Wilkinson just read this and went, “Ohhhh, shiiiiit.”

She forgot to sell that other sex tape. How late is Vivid open?

Photos: Splash News


  1. So, now she wants to be mother of the year? That’s hilarious! lol

  2. Mikey

    I doubt they’re being “made fun of,” more like just drawing extra attention. Now, being seen in public in that outfit, yeah I’d make fun of her kids for THAT.

  3. Johnny Cage

    This is why whenever I post nudes of myself it’s always from the shoulders down.

  4. Too late for regrets Pam. That nudity/sex tape horse left the barn a long time ago.
    Please don’t discourage pretty fresh young thangs from getting naked. The nude is a noble art form that’s been around even longer than Pam.

    • horn dog

      No worries there…chicks are whores and love sporting the goods – no way that’s gonna disappear!

  5. Pissed

    “My children are made fun of because I have posed naked”

    and having more STDs than a Thai hooker
    and sleeping with 1,000 different men
    and having no talent whatsoever
    and after 30 million dollars of plastic surgery she still looks like 20 pounds of shit stuffed in a 10-pound bag

    She forgot to mention that

    • Crabby Old Guy

      Touchdown! Although we should also mention that tape of her deep-throating whatshisname’s cock. There’s a “Mommy Dearest” moment.

      • B K

        She’s a a whore-a! Now show them titties.

      • Girl Power

        You are just as responsible! by consuming the ‘nakedness ‘you are complicit. You support the industry by buying and watching nudity- then, you turn around and blame women for it! unfortunately, its the ugly side of patriarchal society; HYPOCRISY at its worst!

    • horn dog

      TESTIFY! Sad but true.

    • That’s true. gobbling on Tommy Lee’s penis on tape has nothing to do with it. Let’s also remember:

      - Dating Kid Rock.
      - Dating Fred Durst (This in itself is embarrassing)
      - Barbed Wire
      - Protesting naked on behalf of PETA
      - Still dressing like a 10 dollar vegas hooker even though she’s in her mid 40′s

      I think that would have a bit to do with your kids being made fun of. YOU ARE STACEY’S MOM and all your kids friends wanna piece of you hahahahahahaha.

  6. For several years Pam was the hottest woman on the planet, she was a sex symbol and an icon. Now she’s having some backlash and doesn’t know what to do, Pam blathering on about your kids problems at a playboy event is throwing gasoline on a fire.
    Find out who your kids friends and enemies are and buy them all xbox, playstation and wii. Buy them each the three consoles, with several games. Invite them all over uncle Hef’s house for a rated G dip in the pool. Be a real person, don’t regret who you are. Teach your kids how to survive and lead by example.

    • Sassyfrass

      @Randal: agreed. She had to have known that one day there might be repercussions – adapt, don’t regress.

    • Cock Dr

      I don’t think Pam Anderson can dole out those kind of bribes. She’s broke.

    • Be reasonable, at no point was Pamela Anderson EVER the hottest woman on the planet. Not even close. Shit, I went to school with about 200 women that were more attractive that Anderson.

      I never got the whole Pam Anderson thing. She wasn’t that pretty, her tits were no better than any other pair of fake jugs (and worse than many), and she had no real talent.

  7. Senior Pepe
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually looks good (kinda).

  8. welldoneson

    Don’t worry, Pam, we don’t regret your nudity.
    Not at all.
    Gotta go now.

  9. Deacon Jones

    They’re “being made fun of”

    For now…..another couple years and they’ll be begging her sons to come over so they can sneak through the hamper for her dirty underwear. Not that I’ve ever done that or anything, just a hunch.

  10. Kid Rock I challenge you to fix this problem Pam’s kids are having being bullied. Bawitdaba.

  11. Honest Abe
    Commented on this photo:

    Without all that naked stuff, there would be no Pamela Anderson. She has made a fortune with that hot body! Too bad she didn’t keep her clothes on- of course if she had, her son would be picked on for having a truckstop waitress for a mom.

  12. JR

    I bet “your mom” jokes take on a whole new level with her sons. Seriously, when kids say their mom is a filthy whore who deepthroats nasty ex-rock stars, how are they supposed to come back from that? ITS FUCKING TRUE.

    I have no doubt kids are making fun of them and I feel sorry for them.

    • What they say is Easy

      You say that millions of men desire MY mother, including YOUR FATHER. No one desires YOUR Mother, including YOUR FATHER.

  13. Daryl G.

    “One day your kids might see this” is absolutely the very first thing anyone ever said to her to try to convince her not to be a nude model. She became a filthy whore all on her own, though.

  14. Franksinatrastein
    Commented on this photo:

    Her choices were limited, that’s for sure, but I think she could have made it to BayWatch without posing naked.

    She’s comparable to Farrah Fawcett. Insanely attractive, young – and she could have parlayed that into $.

    But let’s face it, she made the choices that she made. It’s not as if she married a “nice guy.” She married Tommy Lee, and thought it was just a nifty idea to have him film her while she serviced him. It ain’t the nude photo’s that her kids are hearing about – it’s hardcore porn that their mother AND father were stupid enough to film.

    She could have done the Farrah Fawcett eye-candy thing. She could have modeled, with her clothes mostly on. Hell, she could have made a nice, wealthy executive very happy, and we’d have never heard of her.

    But that’s not her personality. She wanted the Playboy lifestyle and attention. She wanted the Rock Star husband.

    You want that dance, you’ve got to pay the fiddler…

  15. thisisfakeduh
    Commented on this photo:

    she says this while attending a playboy party…..

  16. sean

    You see people? How much more evidence that God’s ways are the best ways does society need? Pornography, promiscuity, superficiality, hedonism, giving in to the illicit desires of the flesh, pride, covetousness, greed: everything that is opposed to God’s will leads to unhappiness. We ignore God and we reject God’s commands at our own peril. Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life; and he came so that we might have life and have it abundantly. Abundant life does not come from living like the sinful Hollywood glitterati. It comes from following the way Jesus revealed to us. Pamela Anderson has come closer to the light today.

    • Cock Dr

      Feel better now that you’ve vented that crap? Do you feel good about yourself spouting that jeezus camp drivel on an internet gossip blog?
      Think you’re gonna save some souls here?

    • McFeely My Anus

      Have you thought about my offer sean?

    • I agree, we need more of that God and bible stuff.

      I like the part where if you beat a pregnant woman and she loses the baby, you owe her husband a goat. that’s a good one.

      Or how about the part where the rules are very strict on the size of stick you’re allowed to beat your wife with, VERY good information to know ahead of time (no thicker than your thumb).

      Slave rights are covered well too. You can’t beat them to death, but a coma lasting a day or two is ok. because you own them.

      And don’t rape, because the bible says that’s wrong. so wrong you have to pay 50 silver pieces to the victims father, and then marry her. Good times.

      yeah, doing it gods way is MUCH better than the laws and morals we have now.

    • justin

      Yeah, see that problem there is that God’s ways include slavery, rape, genocide, infanticide, misogyny and murder for crimes as small as not honoring the sabbath. I realize that there are some pitfalls to our hedonistic, sexually liberal society, but as far as upstanding morality goes, the God of the bible isn’t really the best example to live by.

    • sean needs to get laid.

  17. I’d say what she did in the past is way less embarrassing as having your 43 year old mom still walking around looking like truck stop hooker

  18. All she needs to regret is the surgeries and tats. She was a ten on home improvement but somehow that wasnt good enuf and she did the unthinkable and became a fuckin hollywood tramp oh well. Oh and regret sharing needles..

  19. mike

    Dropping your kids off at school with short, shorts and a tight, low-cut tank top does not help your image either. Poor kids

  20. Shevederic

    She’s only 43? She looks 10 years older than that.

    I’ve spanked off a lot of goo to younger Pam, but it’s time for her to do a Bridget Bardot and just go away.

  21. stevebeagle

    knock yourself out & do whatcha want when your young,,,you have the rest of your life to regret & drown in guilt

  22. Kevin

    Too late and too bad skank…(Overheard on the playground), “Hey, I heard your moms a skank”. Ya, she sure can scoff down a bone can’t she, I’m so proud…..

  23. Drew

    I’m sure one (or a few) of her kids friends will make some money off fucking her and selling it to Vivid once they’re older. Everyone wins.

    And yes, Pam does look 10 years older than she really is.

  24. Man, kids have been made fun of because their mom’s are whores for millenia. It’s not like there’s no precedent. To be fair, I don’t think Pam has the necessary brain cells to make that kind of leap in logic.

    “My kids will get made fun of because I’m a dirty whore? Wha??”


    You all seem to be forgetting that the ex rock cock she deep throated on the video are her kids FATHER. Tommy Lee from Motley Crue. So there is a double whammy of pain!

    Pam is a hooker plain and simple.

    she also looks like she suffers from addictions if you ask me!
    She is an attention whore
    She is washed up and old looking
    and she has NO TALENT
    smart as hell though,
    she should have done something with her LIFE
    and depended on her ass to make all of her money for her

    This is a sign for all those women who ride fame on their “good looks” only to find out that they are washed up in 10 years. Get a life!

    Her sons will grow up and know that they love their mother (we can assume) but she is a whore plain and simple. With a dad like Tommy Lee who knows what they will turn out to be???

    Good luck world.

    Jus saying

  26. NeNe

    I say, too little too late. Unfortunately, now her children are being made fun of, because their mother is a trashy hoebag.

  27. girl who likes it in da butt

    Never regret your youth.

  28. Richard McBeef

    if it is any condolence pam, i regret masturbating to your sex tape and nude shots throughtout the early to mid 90s.

  29. Sheena

    Her children are 14 and 15 years old. She has whored around for the past 20+ years. Did she just conveniently forget about them until this week? And now all of a sudden they’re being traumatized by her behavior. Methinks someone got hold of mommy’s sex tape and now he’s gonna need some psychotherapy!

  30. Commented on this photo:

    The glory days are most decidedly OVER for Pam. Now it’s just the struggle to get jobs & pay bills. Welcome to the real world baby.

  31. Turd Ferguson

    Shit – our actions have consequences?

  32. So does this mean that Pam’s ridiculous behavior of taking off her clothes at every opportunity is over now? She’s said she regrets it, did that just occur to her today? No more right…because she regrets it…?

    God I hope so. Looking at that 60 year old body naked is getting really, really difficult to stomach.

  33. TAB

    Sounds like to me that the kids parents have put those ideas in the school mates of her kids…Hatred, bigotry, ALL are taught things..

    Perhaps if any of these mothers looked like her OR would get their fat ass out of the mom jeans and/or sweatpants and mom haircuts and put some make-up on to look human (yes! even after kids, its still possible!) Then maybe they could stop hatin’ on her..

    Even at her age and pushin’ out 2 kids, her body is BANGIN’!

    Go Pam & FUCK all them HATERS!

  34. GravyLeg

    The entire world has seen video of you getting cocked by a Hep C riddled 80s hairbander and you claim posing nude is why your kids get teased? Oh, I think not…

  35. jim x
    Commented on this photo:

    I still would hit that.

  36. Jay

    Pam milked it while she was young and now it’s come back to haunt her. Nothing like foresight, right Pam? Maybe now would be the time to stop whoring your looks and start using your brains–assuming of course. It’s not as easy but it can be just as rewarding as flashing your fashion accessories.

  37. Pam is hot.
    Commented on this photo:

    Pam baby,

    Never regret what you have done in the past. Because of you millions of boys, men & some chicks have carpal tunnel syndrome or by it more popular name “I CANT STOP BEATING OFF TO PAM ANDERSON DISEASE” and have kept many doctors in business. You will forever be know as the hottest chic on the planet even when your old. No other girl to date has ever exuded such sex appeal and hotness. Even with a few wrinkles I will still bang the ever living shit out of you.

    Love your fan!!!!!

  38. Stan

    In her sex tape with Tommy, they’re riding in the car, she reaches over and grabs his dick and says “Hey kids, look what mommy gets”. Seriously, check it out.

  39. Vas Deferens

    I Regret That Pamela Anderson Is No Longer Hot.

  40. Anti Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s so gorgeous. and so honest. and she has the courage to make fun of herself. how many celebs would admit to that? got to love pam.

  41. Day of the Dead

    Boo Hoo, does it really matter. Her kids are just like every other kid in the world that has realized that their parents have ruined their life. This is just one of our human traits. If her kids weren’t teased then there would be something wrong with all of their friends, who most likely have parents that are even crazier than she.

  42. Day of the Dead

    Oh, and her dress reminds me of a bad LSD trip I once had.

  43. major
    Commented on this photo:

    (2) sextapes. that we know of. boo hoo.

  44. REALbarbwire7

    How does anyone call her a whore? Why? She made a sex tape with her HUSBAND. Okay, and a boyfriend. I’m guilty too, but because I’m not famous, no one ever saw it. As for number of men she’s been with, she has been single a long time, and i’ve heard of her being with only a handful of men. She was always “out there”, but remember it was mostly during her marriage. Tommy was “out there”. They were both young and famous and rich. SO WHAT????? Everyone wanted to be them at the time. So now that she regrets it, you say “it’s too late”? WHAT, exactly is too late? She can regret it. Or not regret it. That’s up to her and for no one to judge. It’s too bad that children are teased…but by other children. That’s gone on as long as time. So get over your ritcheous selves and do your laundry, or something. She’s no whore. She’s never been an irresponsible mom. She’s made some choices SHE regrets. I’m sorry she feels that way, but leave her alone. Idiots! Amost all of you.

    • does it matter who you make porn tapes with and then sell for a profit? Porn is porn, who you made it with doesn’t exactly matter.

      and on top of that, it was hardly an isolated incident. she’s posed nude many times, over and over. Hell, just recently she was at a fashion show staggering around topless like she was high on crack. You can’t MAKE her keep her damn clothes on.

      Of course her kids are getting teased about their mom begin a whore…she’s a WHORE.

    • She was paid for taking her clothes off numerous times. She had sex on camera then profited from the sale of the tape. She made money from sex, hence WHORE. If she didn’t make money from all this, she’d only be a slut.

  45. REALbarbwire7

    And for the record, I hope that none of you ever have a disease that cannot be cured and destroy your health. And if you do, I hope no one ever makes fun of you, or hates you because of it. It’s very sad. Cancer is also very sad. Lots of people die from it. How about Herpes? I think something like 75% of the population has some form of it. Think about that next date. Be tolerant. Don’t be hateful. Don’t wish people the worse. Be how you want people to be toward you…regardless of whether you are fat, ugly, sick, poor, or anything else that is not “acceptable” to you perfect people.

  46. lux

    This is like Formula 1 for school yard bully right here. Poor kids.

  47. Boo fuckin hoo ! She hates the fact that her kids are teased but she sure loves the money she got for being a fuckin whore ! That doesn’t bother her a bit.

    “Kids, you know the horses that you ride over at the ranch and live so much”
    “yeah mom?”
    “Well, mommy’s vagina paid for them so suck it up and get on that bus !”

  48. Dan O

    Look this is how it works Pamela , If you put YOUR self on the web Naked for everybody to see , And you put YOUR self in Playboy for everyone to see , And when you are on TV for everyone to see half naked or more , How do YOU think people are going to look at you as ??? And then on top of all that you make videos of you doing it all the way , With how many guys is it now for the whole world to see GIVE us a break will ya …………

  49. Zoro
    Commented on this photo:

    looks ok in this shoot

    hit it

  50. nursekimmie
    Commented on this photo:

    yikes, her outfit is just as bad and it matches her purse. what happened to her?

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