Here’s a computer-generated image of what Pamela Anderson might have looked like 15 years ago urging you to believe animals are just like people because PETA has to come up with crazy shit every month or they stop getting donations to pay their employees for not respecting the food chain:
Just like humans, animals are made of flesh, blood, and bone and have organs and senses. Animals also have emotions and unique personalities, feel pain, and create families and relationships with other animals, if given the chance.
Wow. The only thing missing is how animals drive to work each day and pay bills just like you except they don’t because animals are selfish bastards who only care about feeding themselves or, occasionally, their immediate family. So basically they’re Republicans if Republicans tasted great with barbecue sauce. Now with that out of the way, anyone notice how the word “liver” is nowhere to be found on this poster? Just throwing that out there.
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AQUARIAN | July 15, 2010 at 3:14 pm
They forgot “wings” on her arms.
Bob | July 15, 2010 at 3:39 pm
I’d still pull a ke$ha on her udders!!
Jimbo | July 15, 2010 at 3:15 pm
I would like to order a couple of breasts and a rump roast..
Jr | July 15, 2010 at 3:39 pm
You would need a time machine to get THOSE breasts and rump roast, but what’re the laws of physics when it comes to lust?
nuke | July 15, 2010 at 3:15 pm
first
Jimbo | July 15, 2010 at 3:16 pm
3rd dumb ass
nuke | July 15, 2010 at 3:16 pm
That has to win a Photoshop Of The Year Award
Mr. Photoshop Man | July 15, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Thank you! I know I do spectacular work, don’t I?
nuke | July 15, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Third!
Deacon Jones | July 15, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Looking good!
TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY
WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY
Bunny | July 15, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Pam is fucking awesome… I’ve always loved her.
But… I do love me some steak. Sorry Pammy
Mean Boy | July 15, 2010 at 5:54 pm
I got some steak for you bitch
Jen | July 16, 2010 at 9:50 am
Tubesteak smothered in underwear? I WILL TAKE SOME OF THAT!
Joe | July 15, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Eww, that’s damn close to turning me off meat. Airbrushed pig.
Robot | July 15, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Really I thought PETA changed it’s ways and was wanting me to NOM on as much meat as i could.
Lindros | July 15, 2010 at 3:24 pm
I’ve seen Final Fantasy characters who look more real.
Cardinal Fang | July 15, 2010 at 3:31 pm
LOL So true.
Glenn | July 15, 2010 at 3:26 pm
PETA does realize that animals kill and eat other animals right?
Why should we be different?
If PETA wins and all humans go vegetarian (which will never, ever happen) are they going to start protesting Lions and Hyenas? Fuckwads.
ashley | July 15, 2010 at 3:47 pm
i would actually have more respect for you if you were eating lion and hyena that you had to kill yourself. you do realize the most popular meats for human consumption are not meat eaters, right?
Jimbo | July 15, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Hey Ashley can we eat you?
Matrim | July 15, 2010 at 5:06 pm
And you do realize that most of what lions and hyenas eat are not meat eaters either, right? We are apex predators, it behooves us to eat animals that are not apex predators, and some of us do indeed eat what we kill.
Alexflash | July 15, 2010 at 5:24 pm
And most animals that lions and hyenas eat are meat eaters? Have you heard of the food chain?
The Laughing G-d | July 15, 2010 at 5:57 pm
ashley, how is that validation for anything? All meat eaters eat plant eaters and may occasionally eat another meat eater. Furthermore, our technology allows us not to spend 80% of our wake cycle foraging for food, but instead have only a small segment of the population producing food for the rest of us.
Do you know what life was like before factory farming? People spent most of their time looking for food, or killing off other tribes/predators/herbivores/omnivores who would be competitors for food. If our industrialized food complex did not exist, you wouldn’t have time to come on here and express your ideas, you’d be too busy looking for food.
Crabby Old Guy | July 15, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Hell to the YES on that comment. Fuck PETA and their dumb-ass ad campaign.
Sugar | July 15, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Those PETA morons are always screaming about how animals are so superior to humans even though animals regularly commit incest and reproduce that way also.
(in a world full of idiots) | July 15, 2010 at 5:56 pm
No stupid, PETA’s concerns are for the “E T H I C A L” treatment of animals. I am not sure if you are aware of how horrific the lives are of these creature with the so-called miracle of modern agrinomics. They live lives of misery.
No thanks.
Sugar | July 15, 2010 at 7:55 pm
YES THEY DO talk about the superiority of animals to humans in radio interviews and the like. I’ve heard many. If you ask them to choose between killing a baby snake or human baby they will choose to kill the human.
drunkpunch | July 17, 2010 at 4:43 pm
and how many of these locations have you been to to see these mistreated animals?!? most of petas propaganda videos come from 3rd world countries that do not have the ethical laws that the us has to live and work by therefore the methods they use are more primative and disturbing to tards like you
CC | July 15, 2010 at 8:18 pm
I fucking hate Peta. Bunch of hypocritical moneygrubbers who are only interested in attention and lining their wallets.
But I also don’t eat meat. So to answer your question about why we shouldn’t kill and eat other animals:
Because of the way they are bred, raised, and slaughtered for our consumption.
I don’t think eating meat is wrong – we’ve always done it and we always will. But I have a problem with the unnatural, cruel, and straight-up creepy things that have been done to our meat supply in order to increase production and decrease cost.
SK | July 15, 2010 at 9:47 pm
I am down with treating animals ethically (as far as modern agrinomics is concerned), but killing and eating them is not cruel or unethical, it is natural. Does PETA cover the rights of bugs and vegetables too? What constitutes an animal, or a living thing? Where does it stop?
Jen | July 16, 2010 at 9:52 am
when an animal can stand up and tell me that i hurt its feelings and that it doesnt want me to eat it, i will become a fucking vegetarian.
eggs | July 16, 2010 at 11:36 pm
Nah, the argument goes that animals are not gifted with the concept of morality. They don’t have a choice. We do. Hence we are the ones responsible for our actions.
Cock Dr | July 15, 2010 at 3:26 pm
It appears that PETA has a time machine, because that’s what Pam looked like 15 years ago.
Snow J. Frost | July 15, 2010 at 3:29 pm
You win.
I’ll just give up now since I have nothing witty to regurgitate.
Cock Dr | July 15, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Was it a contest? I didn’t know.
Cardinal Fang | July 15, 2010 at 3:31 pm
What happens when Peta finds out that vegetables scream when they are pulled out of the ground?
classygrl | July 15, 2010 at 4:04 pm
LMAO
lisa | July 15, 2010 at 3:32 pm
agree with nuke
jH | July 15, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Haven’t seen any animals with silicone-enhanced udders.
aeru | July 15, 2010 at 3:37 pm
PETA apparently doesn’t bother to look up the exact terms when labeling their “meat.”
I guess it gives them a reason to use the word BREAST I suppose. That and they believe their audience to be as stupid as the animals they try to “save.”
Sugar | July 15, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Why does Peta always have to use naked people to promote their cause? Objectifying women is SO superior to eating meat.
Jimbo | July 15, 2010 at 4:13 pm
I’ve got a video of Pam be objectified by Tom Lee’s big ass cock. I don’t think she minds this. So how about you? Any good objectifying pictures of you floating around?
SK | July 15, 2010 at 10:42 pm
WORD Sugar
Jen | July 16, 2010 at 9:54 am
yea, pam was eating some “meat” in that video…
Drew | July 15, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Haha, ironic. I was just commenting on the use of Photoshop in the banner girl post, and oh my god is this one bad.
Her left leg, specifically her knee. How in the fuck did that get through approval? lol.
dude | July 15, 2010 at 3:51 pm
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Sugar | July 15, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Epic fail anagram you retard.
Jen | July 16, 2010 at 9:55 am
A for effort, dude. seriously, just look at her tits and stfu about the photoshop.
dude | July 15, 2010 at 4:02 pm
i’ll be more creative when i’m paid to be..
Matrim | July 15, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Deal. Until then, shut the fuck up.
mojo | July 15, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Hey, if they wrote asshole somewhere on her body parts most of you could relate better. Pamela Anderson rocks unlike the shallow, sit on the fence super models who hate fur then love it every other year. At least she’s stood her ground. At for photoshopping her, well at least they’re trying their best to campaign. You pack of fucking twats. Fuck off.
Mr. T | July 15, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Pam Anderson is a ragged out, hepatitis infected, skanky ass OLD ass whore of the worst kind. She should be working the day shift at some nickle table dance titty bar on the south side of Detroit…PETA is the biggest group intolerant, loser assholes on the planet. They support terrorism through there little shady group animal liberation front though they deny it in public. So Fuck you Pam disease ridden Anderson and Fuck you PETA….you both suck and should MIND YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS of what I eat!!!
mojo | July 15, 2010 at 4:10 pm
I’m sure you love the old meat you prick, way and suck on a bone and get the fuck outta my face
DumbFck | July 15, 2010 at 3:58 pm
EIGHTEENTH!!!!! DID I MAKE IT??? AM I THE EIGHTEENTH??? YEAH ME!! I’M SOMEBODY!!!!!!!
Zero | July 15, 2010 at 7:27 pm
No,you’re not.
You’re still that person who got excited without even reaching the top ten.
That’s like like cumming off a hug.
Jaan Kanellis | July 15, 2010 at 4:06 pm
I don’t eat toxic, airbrushed pigs.
Flash | July 15, 2010 at 5:09 pm
u must b a fat old woman ru?
Nomnom | July 15, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Personally, I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals but because I hate vegetables…
Lisa Beth | July 15, 2010 at 10:58 pm
hahaha
Randal(l) | July 15, 2010 at 4:22 pm
PETA is a group of assholes out to make money who support terrorists.
Last year of the 2366 pets they received, 2301 were killed. only 8 were adopted. The president of PETA herself said she’d be against animal testing even if it cured AIDS. She’s also said that PETA could very easily become a no-kill shelter, but it would cost too much (meanwhile their making over 30 million tax-free dollars from donations alone)They’ve given money to the ELF (on the FBI’s Domestic Terrorist list) and other domestic terrorist groups.
In Conclusion, Fuck PETA, Fuck them up their stupid asses, and I hope Pamela Anderson knows that the hepatitis she got from tommy lee would have killed her if it wasn’t for animal testing
Randal(l)
Mr. T | July 15, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Right on Randal!! Fuck PETA and Fuck all you idiotic hypocrite PETA members that post on this blog….we don’t give a fuck about if you eat meat or think it’s cruel. Mind your own business! Quit being so godamn Nazi about it.
mojo | July 15, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Nazi? Have you seen footage of slaughter houses? Animal testing? This IS OUR BUSINESS.. and don’t you forget that little boy. Everyone is intitled to their own opinion, just because yours is shite, we’ll try not to hold that against you.
Sugar | July 15, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Thank you for enlightening us with the truth. You are awesome!
nz girl | July 16, 2010 at 3:28 am
Mojo, slaughterhouses for red meat are not unethical – they are as humanely trreated as possible. Just because you’ve seen a picture does not mean you know anything about it.
Yeah, animal testing sucks sometimes but if you’d rather be the test subject, go for it. But somehow i doubt you care that much.
drunkpunch | July 17, 2010 at 4:52 pm
fuck yes well researched and stated
OLD HAG | July 15, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Silicone taste ok when it is fried in lard.
mojo | July 15, 2010 at 4:27 pm
ffs isn’t everyone on the fbi terrorist list these days?
mojo | July 15, 2010 at 4:33 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88kMJXphN0k
FrankNfrtr | July 15, 2010 at 4:38 pm
I’ve been a vegatarian for 20 years & PETA does not speak for me. PETA is a bunch of kooks. Hardcore PETA people are against……wait for it….pet ownership, because it exploits the animal. And their idea that animal testing & research that could save human lives should be stopped is just plain stupid.
But I do like their liberal use of nudity, even if it is badly PhotoShopped long in the tooth bimbos.
Jiloru | July 15, 2010 at 4:40 pm
“Like prejudices based on skin color/gender, animals are exploited because of speciesism – a prejudice against others because they belong to another species. Like humans enslaved/exploited/exterminated throughout history, animals are victims of the philosophy “might makes right” in which the less powerful are used and killed. Vegans are sometimes accused of being naive to the fact that “life is cruel” and that “animals kill each other.”
Regardless of whether life can be cruel for some, or whether others kill, each of us has the capacity for compassion and can choose not to contribute to the suffering of others.”
mojo | July 15, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Well said Jiloru xXx
mojo | July 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm
You’d think after 20 years you could spell vegetarian no offence
FrankNfrtr | July 15, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Must go home & practice spelling now.
mojo has no concept of the rest of the world | July 16, 2010 at 4:00 am
Retard. That’s the English spelling of ‘offense’.
Sugar | July 15, 2010 at 8:00 pm
You’d think that you would know how to spell “offense” when criticizing others spelling errors.
FrankNfrtr | July 15, 2010 at 8:18 pm
May I just add that even though I called Pam Anderson a “long in the tooth bimbo” above I still have much lovefor the old pair of sunburnt implants.
She’s given us all so much joy over the years. The original do it yourself sex tape queen – I salute you!
lerxt | July 15, 2010 at 4:43 pm
hepatitis infected meat – the “other, other, other white meat”, yummmmm….
mojo | July 15, 2010 at 4:45 pm
So she has hepatitis? Get over it, she has, dork!
nuke | July 15, 2010 at 4:48 pm
I’m a meatatarian! But I don’t like meat the way Dude does – he’s just a Fagatarian!
mojo | July 15, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Am off to do something constructive, not sit in a room with haters just because someone is absolutely gorgeus and you’re jealous. Get over it sissys.
nuke | July 15, 2010 at 5:02 pm
TRANSLATION: My mom is making me go clean my room (and I’m 27 and still living at home)
Flash | July 15, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Nahh Translation: God these ugly assholes are boring the life outta me.
Flash | July 15, 2010 at 5:02 pm
she still hot!
Randal(l) | July 15, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Translation: Dieu ces abrutis laids ennuient l’outta de la vie je.
Also, why is it that whenever anyone disagrees with anyone else it almost ends with “your an ugly loser who’s jealous’” that adds nothing to the debate
Randal(l)
Flash | July 15, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Pam we loveeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuu
Randal(l) | July 15, 2010 at 6:32 pm
While I agree with your stance on PETA, I have to disagree on your stance on Pamela Anderson….wasn’t she in Borat for 3 minutes back in 2006. and that movie was awesome.
Also, you PETAphiles need think twice about giving unwanted pets to them. the vans they use to pick these animals up often have all the killing tools in the van with them. sometimes the animals don’t even make it back to the shelter before PETA murders them
Randal(l)
danielle | July 15, 2010 at 5:55 pm
She looks amazing and Peta is a great cause. People who stand up for what they believe in and support it are admirable. Support a great cause yourself, on beezag.com
bob | July 15, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Like I always say with these posts – I’m a vegetarian, and fuck PETA. I have not eaten meat in 7 years, and I’ve known that PETA is a piece of shit for twice that long. Fuck you PETA. And, Pamela Anderson is no longer relevant, an FYI to Fish and PETA.
Kevin | July 15, 2010 at 6:46 pm
What’s that mess on top of her head, her guts?
Get Out | July 15, 2010 at 7:27 pm
First off screw PETA ,oh yeah and those douches from whale wars. Also Pammy would never pass FDA inspections, too much rat feces.
Lain | July 15, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Didn’t Pam open up a restaurant that serves meat or something?
Burt | July 15, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Would you eat chicken if the breast meat had silicone in it?
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WillyNilly | July 15, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Fuck PETA. Just for this dumb ad featuring the over-the-hill, nasty, old, loose bitch Pam Anderson, I will now go eat a hamburger… and wash it down with blended hot dog juice.
Fati87 | July 16, 2010 at 12:30 am
I hate photoshop. Whoever invented it should butn in hell. This woman has NEVER looked like this. And because of covers like this, teenage girls go crazy and starve themselves and turn into sluts.
Female | July 16, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I like you Fati, I like you a lot!
larry | July 16, 2010 at 12:35 am
Check out this video PETA made: http://meat.org
Jen | July 16, 2010 at 11:35 am
i just watched that shit. wow. i love my meat. but wow. thats all i can say.
captain america | July 16, 2010 at 1:08 am
pfffffffffffffff: A JOBLESS BIMBO WHO IS HOMESICK OF THE LIMELIGHTS & IS EXTREMELY DATED?
DCMikeRotch | July 16, 2010 at 1:36 am
With what she probably has, eating that would DEFINITELY give anyone food poisoning. Like a steak that someone else has already eaten and thrown up. And then f***ed vigorously.
Darrin | July 16, 2010 at 3:40 am
Really, who gives a shit what she thinks? Chick’s been an irrelevance since 2001.
Mona | July 16, 2010 at 3:45 am
I don’t like you when you say this shit.
B.t.w., human are animals.
tc | July 16, 2010 at 3:58 am
The advert proves there is nothing wrong with eating humans.
Soylent Green, anyone ?
XYZ | July 16, 2010 at 4:33 am
Already sick&tired of that. Plus that PETA is a truly criminal organization.
Wow | July 16, 2010 at 4:49 am
EATING ANIMALS IS GRONG, YOU KNOW WHY ????? :::::
They re mass murdered in order to feed you/US !!! Brutally slaughtered, stuck in tiny little boxes eating eating all day long, so they ll get fat and feed your fat ugly ass ! The way animals are treated, is DESPICABLE !! and ok, i agree, animals kill each other in other to feed themselves, but, the difference between them and us, Humans, is that, an animal, will kill 1 other animal to eat !!!HE won t be wearing a fucking suit and a tie runing a company most likely a “concentration camp for the defenseless and inferior animals that kills 100000 animals per month in the most disgusting way one can imagine !!!!—— NO wonder most of people that eat meat are fat, ugly, unhappy and very “unhealthy”(most of superficial “users”lol) heart, weight issues, etc etc etc…… you eat a dead corpse that had the most horrible life one can imagine !!!!!!!!! Tasty enough ??? with a little bbq sauce ?? mmmmmmmmmmmm ENJOY EATING CORPSES !!!! EVIL btchs
CrimsonKing | July 16, 2010 at 9:08 am
Wow, Wow…you are really quite a fool.
I am sorry you think its “Grong”, but your reasoning is totally asinine.
1 Animal will kill and eat 1 animal – since he only feeds himself. These corporations you vilify will feed MILLIONS of people, so that you have the time to sit around with your celery sticks bitching about stupid shit, and feeling self-important.
You call killing them in disgusting manners, they call it efficiency…not my place, or yours, to debate.
So, in conclusion, better to stay quiet, and appear the fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.