Pamela Anderson Doesn’t Have Hepatitis C Anymore

So remember the other day when I joked how most dudes would risk getting Hepatitis C by having sex with Pamela Anderson because our penises are constantly trying to kill us? Not an issue anymore. The Hepatitis part, anyway, not your dick trying to kill you. That stops when you die. Via Instagram:

I am CURED!!! – I just found out #nomorehepc #thankyou #blessing #family #prayer #live I pray anyone living with Hep C can qualify or afford treatment. It will be more available soon. I know treatment is hard to get still… #dontlosehope #itworkedforme #thereisacure #love #happy #americanliverfoundation #celebration #Idontknowwhattodo #iwanttohelp #cannes #iloveboats #onthesea #free

Meanwhile, at Rick Salomon’s house:

*looks down pants* “You knew this was gonna happen!”
“Haha! Eyes are looking a little yellow, Rick.”
“What did I ever do to you?!”
“Two words: Paris Hilton.”
“Okay, you got me there.”

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