Pamela Anderson’s Divorcing Rick Salomon. Again.
The last time I posted about Pamela Anderson, she was blowing Rick Salomon in the ocean, so you’ll probably be surprised to learn she’s divorcing him again. Even though we have seen evidence this year that blowjobs ruin marriages despite almost completely vanishing in the presence of such. Life’s a riddle that way. Anyway, apparently she’s walking away with half of the $2.8 million he won in a poker tournament last week which would be some impressive gold-digging if Eric Johnson didn’t just marry Jessica Simpson over the weekend on top of already shoving two kids in her. It’s like comparing your high score in Pac-Man to Captain Ahab banging Moby Dick until gold coins shoot out of his blowhole. I don’t know how else to put that.