Pamela Anderson’s Divorcing Rick Salomon. Again.

July 9th, 2014 // 12 Comments

The last time I posted about Pamela Anderson, she was blowing Rick Salomon in the ocean, so you’ll probably be surprised to learn she’s divorcing him again. Even though we have seen evidence this year that blowjobs ruin marriages despite almost completely vanishing in the presence of such. Life’s a riddle that way. Anyway, apparently she’s walking away with half of the $2.8 million he won in a poker tournament last week which would be some impressive gold-digging if Eric Johnson didn’t just marry Jessica Simpson over the weekend on top of already shoving two kids in her. It’s like comparing your high score in Pac-Man to Captain Ahab banging Moby Dick until gold coins shoot out of his blowhole. I don’t know how else to put that.

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  1. karen

    Looks like he’s smelling a Hep-C toot.

  2. The Grammar Police

    Was this edited at all? Especially that last sentence?

  3. Cock Dr

    I used to feel a little sorry for Pam but this last marriage was a jaw dropper. Paris Hilton’s pornographer douchebag leftovers? That’s the best you can do?

  4. He’s done the Herp, done the Hep…with this divorce, he will be free to complete the quartet of sexually transmittable diseases starting with the letter ‘H’.

  5. That would be some impressive gold-digging if she didn’t already have a net worth of 5 mill.

  6. interferon ain’t cheap

  7. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Looks like sex on a bike isn’t as much fun as he thought it’d be.

  8. PassingTrue

    Her marriges have the trajectory of a used condom.

  9. shes marrying kid rock again.

  10. Is she trying to catch up to Elizabeth Taylor in marriages?

  11. That girl’s got a lot of quit in her.

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