Pamela Anderson Breaks Playboy Record With 13th Cover

Because what else was she built for? Pamela Anderson posed for the cover of the January 2011 issue of Playboy for a record 13th time which actually seems like a pretty low number considering her chest isn’t biodegradable, but I digress. Also, in the issue is a poem written by Pam which boggles the mind alone with its existence, not to mention the use of actual people words. I just assumed she spoke in a series of giggles and intricate breast claps based on all those times I hit mute whenever she talked. It was very scientific.

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