Here’s Pamela Anderson Doing Exactly What It Looks Like She’s Doing

By: The Superficial / August 16, 2013

HIM: “How is she not drowning?”
HER: “WHY AM I NOT DROWNING?!”

If you’re like me, you’ve probably wondered what it’s like to date Pamela Anderson, and apparently the answer is un-fucking-believable. Minus the hepatitis and half a gallon of seawater flooding your urethra, of course. Although, I like to believe the two cancel each other out. Sort of like how Jager makes you sterile for 24 hours so you don’t need a condom. I’m full of these medical tips. *writes out child support check, applies testicle balm*

Photos: FlightRisk/AKM-GSI