Here’s Pamela Anderson Doing Exactly What It Looks Like She’s Doing

August 16th, 2013 // 48 Comments

HIM: “How is she not drowning?”
HER: “WHY AM I NOT DROWNING?!”

If you’re like me, you’ve probably wondered what it’s like to date Pamela Anderson, and apparently the answer is un-fucking-believable. Minus the hepatitis and half a gallon of seawater flooding your urethra, of course. Although, I like to believe the two cancel each other out. Sort of like how Jager makes you sterile for 24 hours so you don’t need a condom. I’m full of these medical tips. *writes out child support check, applies testicle balm*

Photos: FlightRisk/AKM-GSI

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  1. No, no… there must be some perfectly reasonable explanation. Wait, Pamela Anderson? Never mind.

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    Cock Dr
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    Didn’t she used to be married to this guy for about 8 seconds?
    Or was that someone else. Pam’s romantic past is complicated.
    They look like they’re having a good time.
    Did the pap have an awesome zoom lens for these or were they going at it like this in front of all the tourists?

    • more likely. as another staged pap event to make it look like she was blowing him. first pic the guy is smiling while looking at the camera.

      • …shannen doherty, elizabeth daly, paris hilton, pam anderson…who the fuck is this dude, and how does he keep cycling between all these notorious hollywood skanks? (or did i just answer my own question)

  3. AH. The ole snorkel job.

  4. Fuck off fish, I’m obviously the resident medical expert ’round these parts.

    That said, the jager thing is true.

  5. Don Draper's Dad

    How does this even happen? Is it money? It’s money isn’t it?

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    Tomahawk Holmes
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    ENOUGH WITH THE JUSTIN BEEBER VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Well, that answers the “spit or swallow” question. Notice how he’s firmly squeezing the inflatable device…now that’s true love. Yup, an ocean couldn’t clean up this scene.

  8. Ah yes, she’s giving him the old Oceanic Oral, the Coastal Cockgobble, the Seawater Suck-Off, the Briny Blowjob, the Davy Jones Deepthroat…

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    They’re still together??

  10. Screw you people on the East Coast…those of us in California won’t be able to go into the ocean until next spring!

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    john
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    would still hit it

  12. That inflatable device is awesome. So is the pink round one.

  13. Brought It

    Met the both of them in Vegas some 5+ years ago and instantly dubbed him Child Toucher Eyes. Dude is fucking creepy as get out.

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    Glinny
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    white trash with teeth

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    Cock Dr
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    Rick should probably hit the gym if he wants to keep up with her.

  16. Arielle

    Why does she look like Chelsea Handler?

  17. Keith

    Now all the fish are going to smell.

  18. What did the poor ocean do to deserve this? And people thought BP was evil.

    I can testify that the Jager thing must be true. I had a best friend that was a total male whore, like 50 different girls in one summer. He was also a roid head and a drunk that drank about 20 Jager bombs a night. Somehow he not only managed to never get any girls pregnant over the years, they also seemed to come away disease free. In fact he banged a girl that was known to have herpes for a fact, but somehow never caught it.

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    I thought this was Mark Ruffalo .

  20. Cock Dr

    This is the man responsible for the production and release of the Paris Hilton sex tape….starring Rick Solomon and Paris Hilton. I thought the name was familiar.
    Please everyone stay out of the Pacific Ocean for a few day….mkay?

  21. Hers have to be the greatest return on investment for a set of fake tits in human history.

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    Cher X
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    Hmmm, that’s good hepatitis…..

  23. thelastrisk

    Piggo-esk. Yep! go mommy go! Keep the rent paid! We are SO proud of you!

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    MrG
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wow, I really thought blowing a nobody underwater was the key to my eventual happiness. Guess I was wrong. Oh, well, live and learn!”

  25. Apple

    I don’t see anything. You guys are really desperate and sick!

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    Oy vey…

    And she used to have hot guys too.

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    Oz Matters
    Commented on this photo:

    That moment when you go swimming and your diaphragm just “pops” out.

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    whatever
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    Ready for a dive in the blocean…

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    That turkey is done!

  30. My point of view vis à vis Pamela Anderson has just been altered radically, and for the better, I might add.

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    gross

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    Ginger Fail
    Commented on this photo:

    ahh, the I’ve-been-used-by-a-fat-guy-in-the-tidalpool-look.

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    She really is a good actress. Method work from the “Baywatch” days…

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    WTF. Did anybody else notice the pure SHIT photoshop job somebody did to her left arm and not to mention her right arm completely disappearing. Witchcraft I tell you…

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    amir
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    The only thing she can do for me is what she just did… that is all.

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    These Baywatch reruns seem different somehow…I don’t remember the Hoff being so heavy…

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    Dick Dangles
    Commented on this photo:

    What a twisted sick fuck SMILING at that horror ! !

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    Dick Dangles
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    Why does the sea level drop every time my cooch goes under water?

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    GaryK
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    Whats up with the upper are Tattoo? Photo 8 Right arm, Photo 11 Left, photo 12 gone on left again. Photo shop or what!

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