Pam Anderson seeks restraining order, misses golden opportunity

Pamela_Restraining_Order.jpgAccording to People News, Pamela Anderson has filed a request for a restraining order against a man she claims has been stalking and harassing her family for over a month. The first incedent apparently occured on September 15th:

Anderson said she saw William Stansfield, 29, talking to her 7-year-old son at school. She said when she approached him, he told her he wanted her to stop working on her TV series Stacked and commit to a movie he had written for her.

That was a bum move on Anderson’s part. She should have at least looked at the script. Doesn’t she know that a lot of actors and actresses got their big break by collaborating with probable sexual deviants? Nobody knew who Nicole Kidman was until she starred alongside Tom Cruise in Days of Thunder; Adrien Brody won an Oscar because of Roman Polanski, who was convicted for the statutory rape of a 13-year old girl; and Paris Hilton… well, I’m not sure if you can technically collaborate with yourself, but if so, her newfound fame has teenage boys and lonely middle-aged men all over the world “collaborating with themselves” to her DVD. So clearly, unsettling perverts are Hollywood’s lucky charms, but unfortunately, Anderson was too busy with trivial things like the terror of a man endangering her family to see the rainbow for its pot of gold.