Forget withdrawing our troops from Iraq, there’s a much more important evacuation plan underway. Showbiz Spy reports:
Paris Hilton is planning a permanent move to London.
The hotel heiress is currently in the British capital filming her new TV show Paris Hilton’s My New BBF (British Best Friend). And she is ready to leave Hollywood for good and settle down in the UK.
She told friends, “I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for one month and am much, much happier here.
“I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy, but it’s early days.”
The only question is whether pushing Paris Hilton onto another country constitutes an act of biological warfare. But that’s really a minor concern. If she makes good on this, I pledge to donate a kidney to an organ-transplant facility. Not my own, mind you–probably one from the homeless guy who’s always passed out in my doorway. Hey, it’s not like she’s taking Heidi Montag with her.
We got mad cow disease from the Brits, they get Paris. Yayy…we win!
Quick, when she leaves, let’s take the country and hide. Maybe she won’t find her way back.
what the fuck, we dont want that useless cunt over here,
stds are already a problem, we dont need anymore
Wait, I thought she was dating some dumpy musician guy? Where’d he go?
She can go wherever she wants, but she’s not allowed to come to Tokyo for more than a month, since that’s apparently all it takes for her to decide she’s ready to move to a foreign country.
english guys gonna have fun time with paris now!! lol
Paris Hilton never stops being relevant.
She will still be interesting long after other celebs have bit the dust.
But the above stoy is FAKE and has aready been denied by PH herself.
Wow…, she is pretty and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.
Heh. She’s starting to look like Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous. I don’t know how to feel.
hopefully paris hilton will die from aids paris dieing could be the most meaningful thing she has ever done
And here I was thinking the celebrity scene in London couldn’t become any more conceited, vapid, or just all-around uninteresting.
WHAT A JOKE. I don’t want her anywhere near London, no-one here is going to like her, she is going to get an awful lot of stick. She has guts to come to a place like London which is full of people who can’t stand the site of her.
wwwukeruker you are incredibly lame. Your comment actually made me laugh so much. Telling us that were jealous?! HAHA! You’re having a laugh aren’t you?! What planet are you on?
I was going to argue why you are so wrong about that girl but i couldn’t be bothered because to be honest deep down you must know what an utter self involved twat she is, either that or your incredibly naive and need to get a grip if you aspire to that.
I also love how you comment on class and taste both of which is absent in Paris. She screams tacky, wanna be a barbie, i love me. Its laughable and London is going to hate her.