Eddie Murphy Has Sex With This

In case you’re wondering how awesome it is to just be a celebrity who hasn’t done anything relevant in years and is probably more famous at this point for that time you picked up a tranny, Maxim models like Paige Butcher will still touch your penis. Granted, for money, but let’s not pretend any of us have principles here. I’d punch an orphan if they made Paige Butcher mad. “Yeah, why can’t they have parents like everybody else? EAT FIST.”

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