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Because the narrative has to be that her plan worked, here’s Farrah Abraham telling Hollywood Life that she’s moving to LA now to pursue tons of reality show offers, you guys. And, of course, she’s bringing her daughter Sophia because she’s a super-important part of her life and not because if these talks are even true – which they’re not – they’re going to want to chronicle how absolutely little chance this kid has now. Haha! Who even thinks like that?

“I think for sure moving to Los Angeles is on the cards right now, because I’ve been here every week. Its better that Sophia and I are together more instead of separate because [the distance] is getting to be a lot.”
Farrah speaks wise words, and she said she will be including Sophia in her new reality show.
“There are a lot of meetings for a spin off show with me right now, so I just need to see what I like. I have had other leads in the past when I got out of my contract with MTV, but I haven’t found anything I agree with yet but when the time is right I’ll be OK with that.
“Sophia will of course be in it. My daughter is part of my life; she is going to be involved.”

In reality, Farrah’s only career move at this point is more porn and the word going around is she already fucked that up with her little pregnancy stunt because now no male porn stars want to work with her. Then again, that still leaves lesbian porn on the table which probably explains why she’s kissing Riley Jensen up top. I thought she was just sucking the soul out of another human like the time she killed Sophia’s father. Oh, I’m sorry, we’re all supposed to say “car crash.” He died in a “car crash.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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