Karrueche Tran In A Bikini

December 9th, 2014 // 20 Comments

The last post was some god awful shit, so here’s the inspiring tale of Karrueche Tran, a young girl who basically stuck her head in a lion’s mouth to get famous and somehow survived long enough to pose for bikini photos as soon they broke up to keep her Q factor high. That’s way more life-affirming than some magic baby. The magic baby’s turnt up. (Am I using that right? Can babies turn things up for the what? Let me into your world!)

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Floyd Mayweather Jr. Witnesses A Murder/Suicide, Goes To Clippers Game

December 9th, 2014 // 42 Comments
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Yesterday morning, rapper Earl Hayes shot his wife Stephanie Moseley then himself over an alleged affair with Trey Songz which already is fucked up by itself. Except apparently he did it while FaceTime-ing – not just talking on the phone – with Floyd Mayweather Jr. who heard everything. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us … rapper Earl Hayes called Floyd on FaceTime Monday morning in a rage, over claims his wife — VH1 star Stephanie Moseley — had been unfaithful.
According to our Floyd sources, Earl said he was going to kill his wife. The champ was pleading with him to get a grip … to no avail. Floyd will not say how much he saw, but he acknowledges he was a witness and heard everything.
Floyd is in shock and is having extreme difficulty dealing with the fact that he witnessed a horrifying murder/suicide.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. was so broken up that he still went to last night’s Clippers game (above), but in fairness, we all process grief differently. For example, I would’ve spent the entire day shrieking like a woman and yelling, “DEATH! DEATH! IT’S A BOX OF DEATH!” at my phone before wondering why my best friend FaceTime’d me instead of just calling like a normal human being. I’m not a woman with a newborn to look at or a child missing his grandma, and yes, this is the best time to talk about this. We can’t keep avoiding this conversation.

EDIT: Inevitably some shitbag is going to pipe up that this proves black people are violent and the Eric Garner/Darren Wilson decisions were justified, so here’s a white guy from my home state who just got caught murdering his stepdaughter and filming himself having sex with her corpse because all crackers are thugs.

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Good Morning, Ela Rose, And Other News

December 9th, 2014 // 6 Comments

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- Scarlett Johansson freestyle rapped at Vice’s Hipster Pilgrimage. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chris Pratt will soak all the Internet panties now. [Fishwrapper]

- Taylor Lautner went to a gay bar. [Dlisted]

- Tugging on your clothes is an automatic pass to the nice list. [theCHIVE]

- Someone took the time to figure out what Santa Claus‘ salary would be. [The Frisky]

- Alessandra Ambrosio‘s butt did yoga. [WWTDD]

- A Fox contributer claimed the Rolling Stone UVA rape story was part of a liberal conspiracy to “romanticize being a victim of rape.” [Death and Taxes]

- Whitney Port keeps wearing bikinis. [Popoholic]

- McKayla Maroney‘s 19 now. Here’s the best of her Instagram from last year. [COED]

- Here’s that chick Michael Bay banged (It’s the only way we refer to her.) in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And here’s Adrian Grenier shirtless. Remember that time his dick smelled? [Celebslam]

- Edita Vilkeviciute is topless. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.8.14

December 8th, 2014 // 512 Comments

Welcome to the proper return of The Crap We Missed after being gone for over a week, and what better way than with Charlotte McKinney‘s underboob? Did I climb to the top of a Mayan ruin to find this for you? Uh, yes…yes I did. It was exactly like Raiders of the Lost Ark but with way more getting drunk in a pool. Anyway, I’m back and so is our daily feature full of healthy butts, Josh Kelley‘s body teaching itself to replicate cancer cells at the sound of each bitchfaced cackle, sickly, no clue what the fuck’s going on here butts, Ryan Seacrest at John Travolta‘s tree-decorating party, and naked Instagram butts.

It’s all back where it belongs, ready for your comment thread assault, and remember, go heavy on the LEGO references, Fish eats that shit up,

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Hugh Hefner’s Finally Being Asked About Bill Cosby

December 8th, 2014 // 43 Comments
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Now that we’ve established who’s totally kissing who, you guys, watched Kendall Jenner get spanked by Santa, and learned how many women Leonardo DiCaprio fucked this weekend alone, let’s check in on Bill Cosby and the mountain of shit that’s flowed out of him since the last mountain of shit two days ago: More »

Are Children’s Christmas Pageants Supposed To Be Sexy? This Seems Wrong

December 8th, 2014 // 31 Comments

Is Stephen Collins the musical director? What the hell’s happening here?

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Leonardo DiCaprio Had Sex With A Leonardo DiCaprio Amount of Women

December 8th, 2014 // 15 Comments
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Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club in Miami with 20 women, according to NY Daily News, which shouldn’t be shocking to anyone, including people who think I’m talking about the Ninja Turtle, and yet I’ve seen at least 50 headlines about it. So let me explain to you how the news works: When something out of the ordinary happens, you report it. For example, if Leonardo DiCaprio leaves a club with only five women and two of them just want to dry hump, write an article about it because the Earth’s about to fall into the sun and life as we know it has ended. Do you follow me now?

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Taylor Swift Made Out With Karlie Kloss ‘Allegedly’

December 8th, 2014 // 26 Comments
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While I was too busy covering real stories like how Hilary Duff‘s body’s going to be found in a wedding gown beneath Aaron Carter‘s shed, the Internet was losing its shit over a photo of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss making out (below) even though they basically got married during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show because I equate getting married with singing to somebody’s butt. Anyway, Taylor’s rep is denying the two are dating which, again, seems ridiculous after your client sings a song to another woman’s butt, and no, I can not stress that enough. Taylor Swift sang to a butt. These are facts, and it’s my duty to bring them to the peoples. THE BUTTS WERE SANG TO!

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