Bill Cosby’s Ego In A Nutshell

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
As I was reading the quote you're about to see next from Bill Cosby where he sniffs his farts so deeply it's a goddamn miracle reality didn't bend itself in half, I remembered Talking Funny an HBO special from a few years back where Louis CK, Jerry Seinfeld, … More »

January Jones Really Grasps Feminism

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
If it hasn't become evident over the past few months, bullshit like #GamerGate and the reactions to Bill Cosby's accusers, along with some nudging from The Fappening which quickly took on rapey undertones, I've become more and more sensitive to the plight of women. And I already … More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Doing A Super Bowl Commercial

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
Lindsay Lohan once hit a baby while behind the wheel, so who better to be the face of car insurance than a prominent drug addict who's been arrested for DUI twice and one time with a hostage? Just don't ask her about full tort. She'll think you're talking about something else, … More »

Good Morning, Sophia Bush, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
- Tom Hardy just bailed on Suicide Squad and, wait, who's replacing him? [Lainey Gossip] - And now Shannon Doherty shitting on her 90210 castmates. [Fishwrapper] - Taylor Swift has been buying Lorde alcohol. OH NOES! [Dlisted] - Miley Cyrus is masturbating on Instagram now. [The Frisky] … More »

And Now Maitland Ward In Lingerie Making Out With Some Chick

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Alright, folks, here's a lingerie-clad Maitland Ward doing lesbian stuff to conclude our broadcast week. All your dreams are coming true! We'll back Monday with some very light blogging because our new site is launching, and don't worry it'll still have dick jokes underneath photos of celebrity breasts, so you'll barely even notice. More »

Bill Cosby: ‘YOU CAN’T ESCAPE ME’ (I Might’ve Paraphrased That)

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Despite facing protesters in Canada and having shows cancelled in Massachusetts, Bill Cosby is still performing in Denver and wants everyone to know that he's "far from finished," a phrase he should probably never, ever use again. E! News reports: "Dear Fans: I have thousands of loyal, patient and courageous fans … More »

Ian Somerhalder’s Engaged To Not Nina Dobrev

By: Photo Boy / January 16, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Despite what my body and athletic prowess would suggest, I am not a 13 year-old girl, so the only thing I know about Ian Somerhalder is that he's the guy who tried to bang Dawson in The Rules of Attraction and I used to put pics of … More »

Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston In The Same Place?! WE’RE GOING DOWN

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Because 10 years later lazy gossip writers can still milk this dead horse for all it's worth in.. dead horse milk (nailed it), here's both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie at the Critics' Choice Awards last night effectively testing your minds' ability to process both of them in the same place … More »

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