Good Morning, Claudia Xcouture Bikini Photos, And Other News

You’ll believe Emma Watson can bang a beast dude. [Lainey Gossip]

Can this guy punch out John Mayer now? Please. [Dlisted]

Adriana Lima keeps it tight. [TMZ]

Glenn Beck shits on Steve Bannon. [Newser]

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The Anais Zanotti I Missed

Anais Zanotti is here in your time of need. More »


Oh, Good, Lindsay Lohan Probably Works For Putin, Too

A man claims he was beaten by Russians for allegedly “talking smack” about Lindsay Lohan. Welcome to Trump’s America. More »


Brad Pitt Has ‘Bombshell’ Tapes of Angelia Jolie: Report

Now Brad Pitt might have secret recordings because welcome to the “We’re just making shit up” part of the divorce. More »


Scarlett Johansson As A Naked Japanese Cyborg Thingy, Anyone?

Here’s the first trailer for Ghost In The Shell. Hope you like Scarlett Johansson doing naked stuff. More »


John Oliver On How The Fuck We Elected Trump: ‘This Is Not Normal’

The John Oliver election post-mortem you’ve been waiting for. More »


Good Morning, Khloe Kardashian’s Nipples, And Other News

Goddammit, JK Rowling. Just goddammit… [Lainey Gossip]

Steve Howey and Sarah Shahi’s marriage sounds fun. [Dlisted]

Playmate Kennedy Summers keeps it tight. [TMZ]

Oh yeah, this is a good sign. [Newser]

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.11.16

Laci Kay Somers and a bunch of words about the President-elect Trump fallout that nobody cares about because we are a nation of morons. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Happy Veterans Day

Do any of you still remember how to make Captain America? Just curious. More »


How’s George Zimmerman Doing In Our New Racist Paradise?

Could there be a more perfect time to be George Zimmerman? More »


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