Hailey Baldwin Made A Lingerie Video, Too

December 11th, 2014 // 9 Comments

Earlier in the week, we saw Kendall Jenner being spanked by Santa Claus for Love Magazine, and now to a somehow creepier extent, here’s her best friend Hailey Baldwin dancing in lingerie. So just assume she’s also managed by Kris Jenner, and Stephen Baldwin‘s Jesus magic was no match for the ancient incantations of the Whorecronomicon. That battle was over before it even begin. “NAKED STUFF SEPHIROTHU!

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Bill Cosby Accuser Sues Him For Defamation

December 11th, 2014 // 21 Comments
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“Haha! People like me more than you now. Kinda.”

As the media’s fickle attention turns to quick and easy thrills like the leaked Sony emails, who Robert Pattinson is fucking, and Ariana Grande being carried around like a baby (Wait. Those are links to my site. Goddammit.), reports on Bill Cosby‘s serial rape allegations are becoming few and far between. But that doesn’t mean shit isn’t still happening which brings us to Tamara Green, one of the original 13 women who supported Andrea Constand‘s lawsuit in 2005, who’s now suing Bill Cosby for defamation in a legal maneuver to finally get him into the courtroom and answer for his alleged crimes. PEOPLE reports:

In the suit, filed in Springfield, Massachusetts, not far from where Cosby has a home, Green says comments made by Cosby’s representatives to The Washington Post and Newsweek this year “impugned” her reputation and exposed her to “public contempt, ridicule, aversion or disgrace.”
She filed the suit to “restore her good name and reputation” her attorney, Joseph Cammarata, tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Turns out that while the statute of limitations for being sexually assaulted have run out, they haven’t for calling Tamara Green a liar in interviews and she’s determined to end this shit once and for all. Via NY Daily News: More »

Kate Upton Is Topless

December 11th, 2014 // 33 Comments

Here’s Kate Upton posing topless for the “Kate Upton Gets Intimate” behind-the-scenes video for Sports Illustrated because I’m guessing God needed a way to apologize for letting a child molester win the lottery, and this will work. This’ll do the trick. Accidents happen.

Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Behind The Scenes Video After The Jump

Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby

December 11th, 2014 // 42 Comments
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Ariana Grande‘s reputation for being a tiny Mariah Carey is no secret except now’s the part where the rumors of her demands have reached almost Tracy Jordan-like levels. And I believe every single one of them. Life & Style reports:

“Her new rule is that she has to be carried — literally carried like a baby — when she doesn’t feel like walking. She says that she doesn’t want her precious feet to hit the floor,” says a source, who witnessed the 21-year-old get a lift from her staff while filming her latest music video and again at rehearsals for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
“Everyone was stunned,” the source tells Life & Style. “Ariana is such a diva.”

Naturally, Ariana’s rep is already denying this shit because everyone knows true divas only ride in Baby Bjorns. #stop #drop #openupshop #FRONTRYDERS #rooolll

UPDATE: There’s a photo of Ariana Grande being carried like a baby.

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‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Has An Honest Trailer

December 11th, 2014 // 9 Comments
WATCH: 'Guardians of the Galaxy' - Honest Trailer

For those of you who don’t remember, I got crazy sick when I went to see Guardians of The Galaxy in the theater and promised to see it again to write a review. Except I never got around to watching it until it hit Blu-Ray two days ago because my ways are incredible. So here’s the Honest Trailer which nails the shit out of the entire movie, and more importantly, does all the work for me. Plus nobody has to read anything, so everybody wins! Yay! Fish is right! We should ignore his laziness! Whee!

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Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

December 11th, 2014 // 11 Comments

- George Clooney predicted the Sony email leaks. [Lainey Gossip]

- The Duggars are actually effecting legislation. This is why there’s 100 of them. [Fishwrapper]

- Benedict Cumberbatch sucking face with Reese Witherspoon, anyone? [Dlisted]

- Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE]

- God made Kim Kardashian fat, you guys. [The Frisky]

- Olivia Munn‘s in leather. [WWTDD]

- Between this and the Catholic Church, it’s official: God hates kids. [Death and Taxes]

- Goddamn, Alessandra Ambrosio. [Popoholic]

- Cuba Gooding Jr. is playing O.J. Simpson. You just read that. [IDLYITW]

- Hel-the-fuck-lo, Yuliya Lysenko… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tricia Helfer and Katee Sackhoff made a new calendar. [COED]

- Shay Mitchell wins at Instagram. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.10.14

December 10th, 2014 // 345 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily repository for all the things we won’t write a whole post about like Evangeline Lilly‘s double armpit vaginas, Tim Tebow as a Jedi, and Angelina Jolie‘s true lizard form about to breach her human skin veneer, which upon review actually makes me think we need to revamp our overall strategy here.

*picks up banana, lowers voice* “Yes, I have Photo Boy on the line for Mr. Fish, please. Uh huh, I mean, I suppose he can hold, but exactly how long does a botox scrotal rejuvenation procedure take?

- Photo Boy

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