No Gene Simmons, You Can’t Trademark A Hand Gesture

Kiss bassist Gene Simmons filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to lock down a hand gesture that’s been around since the 5th century. More »


Beyoncé Bey-Beywatch Day 4: Barack’s Big Mouth

If anyone was going to spill the beans on the sex of the Jayonce-Z twins, Barack Obama is probably better than a hairstylist or some hospital orderly that TMZ paid in Apple gift cards. More »


Rachel McCord Drinking Silly Water and Other News

What’s so funny about that 138 Water, Rachel? Are you laughing at the fact that you can’t buy 138 Water anywhere? Perhaps you’re laughing because your bathing suit makes you look naked? Your parents are concerned… More »


Orlando Bloom Joined Leo’s Fantasy Football League (For Vagina)

After Leonardo DiCaprio heard about Orlando Bloom banging that bartender in London, he saw it fit to indoctrinate him as an honorary member of the Brotherhood of Vag. More »


Beyoncé Bey-Beywatch Day 3: Let’s Make It About North West

The Kardashians purchased their attention time for North West’s 4th birthday upon conception so yea, they’re a little peeved that Beyonce’s unborn (?) twins are stealing the spotlight. More »


I Guess Jaden Smith Is White Batman Now

Jaden Smith, rapping under the mononym JADEN (which is not to be spoken above a whisper), just put out this music video in his favorite batman jammies. More »


Chantel Jeffries Doing Bikini Things and More News

Also Steve Earl continues to out-badass himself, Avengers: Infinity War just tacked on Danai Gurira to their Olympic lineup, proof that people who get famous on YouTube are losers, and MORE superficial news! More »


Kim Kardashian Thinks She’s Inspiring Young Girls… Ok.

Fine. You know what, Kim? Just take this one- you can have it. I’m numb enough to let it slide today. Nothing matters anymore. More »


Beyoncé Bey-Beywatch Day 2: Labor Rumors

In case you were wondering why that drag queen was breathing so heavily on the train today, sources inside the UCLA hospital have leaked information that the entire 5th floor of the hospital has been cleared for the arrival of Beyonce’s beybies. More »


This 138 Water Model Is Wearing A Rapper As A Bikini

Rather than beat the dead horse of Scott Disick’s berserking booze habit or try and make light of a nut job who shot up a congressional baseball practice this morning, let’s just check out C-list rapper Molly Mall holding Jessica’s boobs like a floatation device. More »


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