Do I Really Have To Talk About Dream Kardashian? Goddammit

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna actually went through with the whole baby thing, so if Cthulhu wants to burst out of the sea, now. Do it now. More »


Good Morning, Rey Robiin Bikini Photos, And Other News

Jennifer Lawrence looks ready to bone in space. [Lainey Gossip]

But is the Penis Button™, okay?! [Dlisted]

“I’mma run, and I’mma fuck yo’ husband’s ass up.” [TMZ]

Trump and Putin: Surprise! We were BFFs the whole time. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.10.16

Sara Jean Underwood in a wet t-shirt, Mariah Carey showcasing the goods, and Katya Elise Henry’s butt in motion. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »


Brad Pitt Cleared Of Child Abuse, Angelina Jolie Just Thrilled

And now back to famous people getting divorced while publicly accusing each other of abusing the kids. USA! More »


Chrissy Teigen’s Boobs Aren’t Donald Trump Butt Fucking America

Chrissy Teigen is not the election. Probably. More »


Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Pull A Charity Scam With Her Accent Now

Lindsay Lohan knows the air is right for orange assholery. More »


‘Valerian’ Has A Trailer (Hope You Like ‘The Fifth Element’)

The internet is splooging all over this Valerian trailer, so why not splooge here? We’ll put down tarps. More »


We Now Return To A Naked Kardashian Already In Progress

Kylie Jenner is the lighthouse on the shore. More »


Good Morning, Daisy Lea Topless, And Other News

Johnny Depp is playing Dumbledore’s boyfriend. [Lainey Gossip]

Zendaya DGAF about racist neckbeards. [Dlisted]

Trump will help blacks more than Obama.” Jesus Christ… [TMZ]

Just a little FYI from Mexico. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.9.16

Mickey Rourke’s flaccid dick and t-shirt saying it all. It’s The Donald Fucking Trump Is The Fucking President Now Crap I Missed. More »


So We Just Elected Our First Reality Star President. Now What?

Congratulations, America. You just elected the political equivalent of a Kardashian. Nice job. More »


Anna Katharina Welcomes You To Our Future Hellscape And Other News

Brad Pitt has come out of hiding. [Lainey Gossip]

Gisele wouldn’t let Tom Brady vote for Trump. [Dlisted]

All the celebrities fleeing to Canada. [TMZ]

Donald Trump doesn’t even believe what just happened. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


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