Let’s Focus on One Good Thing About The Baywatch Movie

Charlotte McKinney and Alexandra Daddario might not have saved Baywatch from being an hour and a half long circle-jerk, but they did help. These are your Tuesday links and stuff! … More »


This Is What A $2000 Hamburger Looks Like I Guess

Yes, that’s real gold and yes it only tastes good if you’re absolutely wasted. More »


Hopefully Scott Disick Will Bang His Way Into Obscurity By August

*Squats in a corn field* “Dear gawd, please make Scott a bird so he can fly far far away from here. Dear gawd, please make Scott a bird so he can fly far far away from here…” More »


WHO PUT CHEESE IN JADEN SMITH’S PANCAKES!?

Oh… he kind of asked for them… wait, can this guy read? Headline should have read: “JADEN SMITH CAN’T READ – SORRY, DAD!”. More »


Ariel Winter Dressed As The Wendy’s Girl On A Beach

If you look closely, you might notice that her hair is different… More »


Tiger Woods Gets DUI – Probably High On Vagina

“Officer, I only had two or three over the couse of like… six hours.”

*Cop shines flashlight on 12-pack of naked women he kicked under passenger seat* More »


Rita Ora Doing Bikini Things

It’s memorial day weekend and I’ve got mistakes to make so we’re just going to keep running with this scantly-clad celeb stalking thing… More »


Playboy’s Lindsey Pelas Lost Her Shirt

FACT: If you eat too much ‘Donkey Sauce’ in flavortown, you might leave the restaurant without a shirt. More »


Kanye Kives Kim Kauliflowers

New writer, who dis?

Come at me with more hate than my brother, Randy Cappuccino. Why? I’m bringing you the unsexiest, least exciting piece of garbage you will see today. And I vow that you will wish you had that ten seconds of your life back to continue eating Hot Cheetos and vaping. More »


Bella Hadid Is Showering On A Giant Yacht Again

Also someone drove a semi truck into the front of the Bunny Ranch (it didn’t get him laid), the Dirty Dancing remake was a heap of shit, the Dance Mom lady doesn’t realize she’s a horrible person, and more… More »


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