Oh, Good, Lindsay Lohan Probably Works For Putin, Too

A man claims he was beaten by Russians for allegedly “talking smack” about Lindsay Lohan. Welcome to Trump’s America. More »


Brad Pitt Has ‘Bombshell’ Tapes of Angelia Jolie: Report

Now Brad Pitt might have secret recordings because welcome to the “We’re just making shit up” part of the divorce. More »


Scarlett Johansson As A Naked Japanese Cyborg Thingy, Anyone?

Here’s the first trailer for Ghost In The Shell. Hope you like Scarlett Johansson doing naked stuff. More »


John Oliver On How The Fuck We Elected Trump: ‘This Is Not Normal’

The John Oliver election post-mortem you’ve been waiting for. More »


Good Morning, Khloe Kardashian’s Nipples, And Other News

Goddammit, JK Rowling. Just goddammit… [Lainey Gossip]

Steve Howey and Sarah Shahi’s marriage sounds fun. [Dlisted]

Playmate Kennedy Summers keeps it tight. [TMZ]

Oh yeah, this is a good sign. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.11.16

Laci Kay Somers and a bunch of words about the President-elect Trump fallout that nobody cares about because we are a nation of morons. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Happy Veterans Day

Do any of you still remember how to make Captain America? Just curious. More »


How’s George Zimmerman Doing In Our New Racist Paradise?

Could there be a more perfect time to be George Zimmerman? More »


Bella Hadid Is Single

Bella Hadid is single, so guess how this is going to play out. (Boob photos. It’s boob photos.) More »


Do I Really Have To Talk About Dream Kardashian? Goddammit

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna actually went through with the whole baby thing, so if Cthulhu wants to burst out of the sea, now. Do it now. More »


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