Samantha Bee Moved On Donald Trump ‘Like A Bitch.’ Yes.

Samantha Bee on Pussy-gate. Hell to the yes. More »

Kim Kardashian Is Suing Over Inside Job Claims

Everything that’s been going on with Kim Kardashian’s robbery, because I don’t value your time or mine. More »

A Brief Interlude For Quentin Tarantino Mauling His Girlfriend’s Face

Quentin Tarantino and his girlfriend made it weird at a French film festival. More »

Shia LaBeouf Got Married

Did Shia LaBeouf really get married in Vegas or was this more fart-sniffing performance art? Only time and a Snapchat divorce will ever truly tell. More »

Amy Adams’ Boobs Won The ‘Arrival’ Premiere

Amy Adams’ boobs and Jeremy Renner’s dumb face were at the Arrival premiere in London. More »

Good Morning, Claudia Romani’s Butt, And Other News

It’s still cool to hear about Warren Beatty slinging D. [Lainey Gossip]

Bai Ling is 50?! [Dlisted]

Shailene Woodley’s nose ring almost saved Mother Earth. [TMZ]

The leaked Clinton campaign emails continue to turn up jack shit. [Newser]

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Joy Corrigan Bikini Photos Are The Crap I Missed

Joy Corrigan in a bikini is The Crap I Missed. More »

Pete Campbell Is The New Col. Sanders. Jesus, Why?

Pete Campbell is the Col. Sanders now, because we don’t need drugs anymore. Real life is drugs now. More »

Billy Bush Is Probably Fired From ‘Today’

Billy Bush is suspended indefinitely from Today, because it turns out people don’t like their morning coffee with a side of laughing at sexual assault. More »

Bella Hadid’s Boobs To Unite Us

Bella Hadid braless in a see through dress is not an orange cancer mist settling across the whole country. More »

Alec Baldwin’s ‘SNL’ Trump Almost Worked

It was Donald Trump weekend on the internet, and we could all use a shower. More »

Good Morning, Andrea Calle Bikini Photos, And Other News

Here’s Matthew McConaughey’s “got fat for it” movie. [Lainey Gossip]

Trump agrees his daughter is “a piece of ass.” [Dlisted]

Mike Pence is about to walk. [TMZ]

Ryan Lochte got engaged. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »

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