Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In A Bikini And Other News

November 17th, 2014 // 9 Comments

- Fifty Shades of Grey has a new trailer. Where’s the pube-pulling?! [Lainey Gossip]

- It’s the vagina cake from Snooki‘s baby shower. You read that right. [Fishwrapper]

- Evan Rachel Wood is done being a lesbian already. [Dlisted]

- If You Like Tattoos Get In Here [theCHIVE]

- Charlie Hunnam in Men’s Health is the man-candy you requested. [The Frisky]

- Claudia Romani‘s ass went snorkeling. [WWTDD]

- Reminder: Men’s rights advocates are clown shoes. [Death and Taxes]

- Kristen Stewart is leggy. [Popoholic]

- Usher has a sex tape. [IDLYITW]

- Kelly Brook’s 2015 Lingerie Calendar Extras [Hollywood Tuna]

- Goddamn, Emily Sears… [Celebslam]

- Sara Malakul Lane‘s giant breasts will teach you how to selfie. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.30

November 15th, 2014 // 16 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and I’m not going to beat around the Photoshopped bush, half of these are about Kim Kardashian naked. Although, one of them does solve the contentious debate of FUPA or no FUPA that threatened to tear Photo Boy and I apart, so a special thanks to CranAppleSnapple. You’re invited to the spirit ceremony.

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.14.14

November 14th, 2014 // 295 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that starts off with a picture of Heidi Montag that was posted to Instagram by Crystal Hefner, who also has her own titty selfie shot in here. It’s like those Russian nesting dolls, except instead of tinier and tinier figures, it’s just filled with whores. We’ve also got an epic Heigl bitchface, now with matching pet accessory!

I saved something special for you guys at the end. Welcome back, Juice. You deserve every minute of this recycled fame,

- Photo Boy

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Science Beat Kim Kardashian’s Ass

November 14th, 2014 // 47 Comments
It's Kim's Naked Vagina Now
Kim Kardashian Vagina Topless Naked FUPA
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On Wednesday, Kim Kardashian’s naked ass and vulva seemed to have consumed everything in its path. I hate to admit this, but I literally had no clue the Philae lander landed on a comet, that’s how far my head was up her butt. Did you see how oily it was? A bus could’ve slid right in. And who’s to say one didn’t? Except there’s good news for humanity because, according to the Wall Street Journal, the amount of tweets for the comet landing slapped the shit out of Kim’s ass:

Yesterday, scientists made history by landing a spacecraft on a comet for the first time. Back on Earth, Kim Kardashian and Paper Magazine attempted to make history of their own and “break the Internet” with photos of Kim K. posing naked on the cover.
So how did interest levels in Kim Kardashian compare with the scientific milestone on Twitter? Neither actually broke the Internet – or at least Twitter – but turns out the comet landing was more popular.

Let me just stress how remarkable this is: Nudity lost to science on the Internet. That literally never happens. Kim Kardashian went full frontal (NSFW), yet more people were interested in a 12-year-old space program that dropped a robot on a moving comet. Of course, there’s always the chance that the Philae actually landed on Kim’s ass which is entirely possible because it does seems to be sending back photos of craters and deep crevasses. Get me a reading on those surface oil levels. It’s the only way to know for sure. Kirk out.

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Diem Brown Died (1981 – 2014)

November 14th, 2014 // 31 Comments
Diem Brown

If you’re at all familiar with the MTV Real Word/Road Rules: The Challenge, then you’re probably familiar with Diem Brown who beat ovarian cancer after being diagnosed at age 23. It returned in 2012, and she bravely beat it again only to be diagnosed with colon cancer a few weeks later which she’s chronicled for PEOPLE to encourage others facing a similar journey. A journey PEOPLE sadly reports has ended with her dying at age 32 which is way too fucking young and a kick in the face after fighting cancer for the past nine years. If God is real, He’s a giant merciless dick, and you can tell Him I said that. Rest In Peace, Diem.

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Kate Upton’s Breasts Shill Free-To-Play Games Now

November 14th, 2014 // 10 Comments
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Last week’s South Park episode amazingly shit all over freemium games as it should. Except here are Kate Upton‘s bouncing breasts telling me to play one which I’m probably going to do because the sole purpose of a penis is to bankrupt and ultimately kill whoever it’s attached to. Think of it like Superman and Lex Luthor except Lex Luthor can control Superman’s every thought and action and convince him condoms are made of Kryptonite. (I call my penis Lex Luthor. Is that weird?)

Adding… Emily Ratajkowski scored Call of Duty. Is Kate Upton going to take that lying down? *grabs popcorn*