Fergie Was Friggungivin Furd a Speech ‘n Thanks Armie (She’s Drunk)

“Glarbah bagh Armie Hammer ACADEMY AAWARD garba-larb dahbble! Fruggaduh pluh buy my new album at Target.” -Drunk Fergie. More »

Today’s Links Brought to You by Dwight Gooden Covered in Strippers

Cocaine is a helluva drug… More »

Jessica Chastain’s Breasticles, How They Doing?

Let’s check in with Jessica Chastain’s chest because I have bills to pay. More »

Something’s Up With Travolta’s ‘Gotti’ Movie…

When the distributor bails 10 days before release, either somebody’s about to get exposed for unwanted dickplay or the movie is just utter dog shit… considering this is John Travolta I’m gonna call it an even split. More »

Australia Is Afraid Kim Kardashian’s Perfume Will Set Their Kangaroos on Fire

FexEx and other carriers won’t ship to certain areas of Australia because her liquid stink is being considered “hazardous materials.” More »

Shia LaBeouf Found Out Who Stole His Flag

If you’re wondering, the answer is yes—he’s still not getting the joke. More »

AHH! Oh, Sorry — It’s Just Pam Anderson

Pamela Anderson went to a party dressed as a cat lady or something a month after Halloween. How’s your day going? More »

This Korean Bilionaire Bought Lindsay Lohan’s Friendship

It’s gonna cost extra if he wants people to believe she’s his girlfriend. More »

Irina Shayk Flashing Her Undercarriage for Fashion

Russian model Irina Shayk spent yesterday evening wafting her ladyparts at the Fashion Awards in London. More »

Selena Gomez’s Nips Went Out Hard Yesterday

Selena Gomez was spotted in six different outfits yesterday and somewhere along the way she forgot to put a bra on. That’s news, right? More »

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