Emily Ratajkowski Has Very Special Breasts

Instead of objectifying Emily Ratajkowski’s breasts, I like to recognize them as sentient beings that dictate all of her career moves and order her food at restaurants. More »


Kourtney Kardashian Impressed by Boyfriend’s High Score on Flappy Bird

“Younes if you don’t put that phone away you’re not getting any cotton candy at the soccer game later.”

**Younes lets out an ear-piercing shriek and starts crying** More »


Never Forget That Russell Crowe Wrote a Serious Song About the Missionary Position

Russell Crowe is still touring with his oxymoronic band “Indoor Garden Party” and rippin up the progressive dad-rock charts. More »


Good Morning, Here’s Shia LaBeouf’s Penis

So what if Shia LaBeouf is peeing outside? Haven’t you seen his arrest video? The world is this guy’s toilet. More »


Bella Thorne Topless Boob Tape of the Day

Hollywood’s favorite swamp monster strikes again… More »


Ariel Winter Wore This to the Grocery Store and Other News

Hey, if she wants to dress like she’s auditioning for a shitty country music video every time she goes to Trader Joe’s then that’s her prerogative. Let the girl live. More »


Rob Kardashian Says Blac Chyna Tried to Strangle Him With an iPhone Charger

Rob and Kylie are trying to counter Chyna’s revenge porn case with some crazy (but believable) assault claims… More »


Celebrities Share Thoughts on Hugh Hefner

The guy had a lot of famous friends that may or may not have had sex with him. More »


Hugh Hefner Died

Hef made his grand exit last night at age 91. More »


Tara Reid’s Underboob of the Day

“I want a shirt that kind of looks like I couldn’t find the seam on a roll of trashbags…”

Say no more, fam… More »


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