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Kanye West looks like he’s at a funeral every time he has to walk into another paparazzi trap set up by Kim Kardashian, so clearly that means he’s a homosexual who fucks men in the anus, is what she’s starting to think now. InTouch Weekly via Gossip Cop:

According to the mag, Kardashian’s first Met Gala experience was a “nightmare” because “some online commenters” speculated that her boyfriend is “in a romantic relationship with the man who designed her controversial dress, Givenchy creative director Riccardo Tisci.”
A so-called “friend” tells the tab, “Kim freaked out. If it turns out Kanye is involved with Riccardo, she will be utterly embarrassed — more so than she’s ever been in her life.”
In Touch writes, “There are some facts Kim can’t deny,” noting, “Kanye has spent her entire pregnancy living close to Riccardo in the French capital… And Riccardo recently purchased an apartment less than half a mile from Kanye’s in NYC’s Soho neighborhood.”
“Kanye is obsessed with Riccardo,” reveals another supposed “insider” for the rag, who adds, “They have a very deep bond.”

When asked to explain how Kanye loved Kim’s sex tape so much he heterosexually inserted a baby into her, Kris Jenner assumed her true form as a seven-headed hydra and hissed out of each head, “YOU VISIBLY LOVE BEING WITH MY DAUGHTER OR YOU’RE QUEEEEER. QUEEEEER, I SAY. A DEVOURER OF COCKSSSSSSSssssss…” *cheats on Bruce Jenner with Godzilla*

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