Bill Cosby: ‘YOU CAN’T ESCAPE ME’ (I Might’ve Paraphrased That)

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Despite facing protesters in Canada and having shows cancelled in Massachusetts, Bill Cosby is still performing in Denver and wants everyone to know that he's "far from finished," a phrase he should probably never, ever use again. E! News reports: "Dear Fans: I have thousands of loyal, patient and courageous fans … More »

Ian Somerhalder’s Engaged To Not Nina Dobrev

By: Photo Boy / January 16, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Despite what my body and athletic prowess would suggest, I am not a 13 year-old girl, so the only thing I know about Ian Somerhalder is that he's the guy who tried to bang Dawson in The Rules of Attraction and I used to put pics of … More »

Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston In The Same Place?! WE’RE GOING DOWN

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Because 10 years later lazy gossip writers can still milk this dead horse for all it's worth in.. dead horse milk (nailed it), here's both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie at the Critics' Choice Awards last night effectively testing your minds' ability to process both of them in the same place … More »

Everybody Cross Your Fingers, Chris Brown Might Go Back To Jail

By: Photo Boy / January 16, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Just two Chris Brown posts ago, I suggested he violated his probation by being present at not one, but two incidents where people got shot. Turns out I'm a legal genius, because at a progress hearing yesterday his probation officer recommended that Chris go back to jail … More »

Good Morning, Miss Universe Pageant Swimsuit Runway, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
- That's Gwyneth Paltrow's camel toe. And it's not even gilded! [Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian's complaining about the fat ass that made her famous again. [Fishwrapper] - The widow of Jennifer Aniston's dead ex is not thrilled with Lady Frippleton. [Dlisted] - There's something called a Blowjob Bib, … More »

Help Me, Claudia Romani’s Butt, You’re My Only Hope

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
Alright, folks, I have some great news: Our photo negotiations almost finished, and without giving too much away, I'm no longer alternating between sucking my thumb and drinking in the corner. Because of depression anyway. Which means soon you won't have to watch me do soft shoe at the end of the each day, and … More »

Gwyneth: ‘Men’s Insecurity Depends On How Many Blowjobs You Give Them’

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
"Haha! And then I said, 'Well, you're going to be insecure for a while because that's not where that thing goes!' He had sex with mostly groupies after that. It was for the best." Yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow did an interview with Howard Stern where she said a goddamn slew of … More »

Mariah Carey Is Doing A Vegas Residency

By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Mariah Carey announced her Vegas residency with an Oprahesque "You get tickets! You get tickets!" give away on Ellen. A gift that probably would have been better with, I dunno, plane tickets and a hotel room? Via Time (Wait, hold up. We're quoting Time? Legitimate news source, … More »

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