Ryan Seacrest Is Definitely Crying On The Inside

Apparently he’s just not feeling the concrete jungle of NYC… that or Kelly Ripa is making him sleep in a cage. More »


Uh Oh, Alex Rodriguez’s Side Chick Wants Money

I guess his standard “thanks for having a threesome with me, here’s some body lotion and a couple autographed baseballs” basket didn’t cut it. More »


I Guess We’re Looking at Selena Gomez’ Nipples Now

Hello Selena Gomez’ nipples, how are you today? Seen any good movies lately? What are your thoughts on James Comey’s senate testimony tomorrow? More »


Does Iggy Azalea’s Butt Actually Float and Other News

Iggy Azalea went paddle boarding on a normal sized paddle board that defied physics, I’m baffled at how much coverage George Clooney’s twins got today, Jerry Seinfeld keeps it real, and more… More »


Hold My Beer, Josh Duggar Thinks His Privacy Was Breached

Josh Duggar is trying to piggyback on his sisters’ breach-of-privacy lawsuit… the same four sisters he allegidly diddled while they were minors. Shame on… us? More »


Al Pacino to Play Joe Paterno in Jerry Sandusky Movie

No, it’s not titled “Sandusky’s Tight Ends” keep your 5-year-old fantasy football jokes to yourself. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Actually Put Crystals In Her Yoni

In case you weren’t aware, a yoni is a holistically non-toxic, free-range word for your energy positive vagina. For all of my rappers out there, it also rhymes great with homie – you’re welcome. More »


Joanna Krupa’s Cleavage Had Dinner Again and More News

Also I think Beyonce’s dancing skills may have skipped a generation and we should prepare for that, Hank Williams Jr.’s annoying song about (SPORTS!) football left but is (SPORTS!) back again or something (SPORTS?) and more… More »


Everybody Relax – Halle Berry Isn’t Pregnant, She’s Just Full

Apparently a bunch of people out there think holding your belly means you’re pregnant… they’ve clearly never had a one-night stand in Flavortown. More »


The Terrorists Can’t Win If Liam and Noel Gallagher Still Hate Each Other

Shortly after playing the One Love Manchester Benefit concert, Liam reminded everyone that he still thinks his brother is a piece of shit. Suck on that, terrorists! More »


Page 6 of 2,366