Rihanna Ruined Jay Z’s Marriage

July 28th, 2014 // 21 Comments
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Last week, we learned that Jay Z and Beyonce‘s marriage is pretty much over because he constantly cheats on her, and now comes even more specific information that it’s with Rihanna, so I can’t imagine where it’s all coming from. It’s not like it’s practically a first-hand account. Except, oh wait. Page Six reports:

The source says the elevator fight after the Met Ball was really over Jay’s protégé Rihanna, whom he allegedly planned to meet later that night at his 40/40 club. “Solange was like, ‘Enough is enough — you must be [screwing] Rihanna,’” says the source. “To many people who know them, they know it’s not out of the realm of possibility.”

Okay, maybe it’s not fair to point fingers at Solange when it could just as easily be Gwyneth Paltrow. Who also talks to the police a lot. Is now a good time to mention that?

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Adrianne Curry Is How You Cosplay, Audrina Patridge Is How You Don’t

July 28th, 2014 // 38 Comments

Being a former reality star who wears sexy costumes to Comic-Con is Adrianne Curry‘s turf, so I don’t know what the hell Audrina Patridge thought she was doing showing up as a beat-ass Mystique. And not just any Mystique, but the comic version of Mystique like Audrina Patrdige has any idea what that even is. She probably spent the whole day wondering why no one wants to pay for a picture with Smurfette. Nerds are supposed to buy anything. (Can you tell I’m angry you can’t see her wonk-boobs? I was trying to be subtle.)

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Comic-Con: ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron,’ And Oh Yeah, ‘Ant-Man,’ I Guess

July 28th, 2014 // 27 Comments
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Considering they have no less than 20 movies coming out at a time, Marvel gets the prime time-slot in Comic-Con‘s Hall H where this year they wheeled out the entire cast of The Avengers: Age of Ultron – minus pregnant ScarJo – after an awkwardly brief Ant-Man panel. And if you’re wondering how to tell the two apart in the gallery, one has people sitting there with no clue what they’re doing because the director quit and they still haven’t seen a script yet while the other has Robert Downey Jr. throwing roses and literally attempting to take flight before Josh Brolin comes out wearing the goddamn Infinity Gauntlet. It was like having a birthday party at your grandmother’s house, and then one at Chuck E. Cheese with Iron Man shooting free tokens out of his dick. Anyway, the audience got to see a sizzle real from The Avengers: Age of Ultron which by all accounts was awesome for everyone there and just words on a screen for people who had sex this weekend, so enough about that. As far as future movies, Marvel announced absolutely nothing except Guardians of The Galaxy 2 which everybody already knew was happening. They didn’t even mention Doctor Strange or make the only casting announcement that makes sense: More »

Comic-Con: ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice’

July 28th, 2014 // 24 Comments

Despite a release date that’s almost two years from now, DC Comics had to have something to show at Comic-Con or Marvel would walk right over them even more than they already are, so Zack Snyder showed up on Saturday and amazingly put up a fight by dropping an official photo of Wonder Woman‘s costume along with footage of Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice. He even got Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill and Gal Gadot to walk out even though they didn’t say a single word and Batfleck and Snap Neck Superman just looked at each other like two boxers before a fight. Which almost would’ve been badass if they didn’t pose for a selfie with Chris Hardwick afterward. Chris Hardwick is ass cancer.

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That’s Pamela Anderson’s Naked Butt

July 28th, 2014 // 20 Comments

Before I bombard you with the rest of Comic-Con (Don’t worry, there’s cosplay.), here’s Pamela Anderson in Sardinia with Rick Salomon who she’s apparently not divorcing unless divorce involves showing your ex your naked ass and making out with them in a bikini now. In which case, I’ll take two. Hold the hepatitis.

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Lindsay Lohan Actually Looks Good? WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! And Other News

July 27th, 2014 // 48 Comments

- Jennifer Lawrence might be single again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aretha Franklin will eat her goddamn burger wherever she wants, Johnny Rockets. [Dlisted]

- So the axe goes up her butt? Is that what I’m supposed to take away from this? [Fishwrapper]

- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]

- And Sara Sampaio apparently got the memo. [Popoholic]

- Jennette McCurdy isn’t a role model, you guys. [WWTDD]

- This is why everyone hates PETA. [The Daily Banter]

- There’s a full HD quality leak of The Expendables 3 floating around. [Starpulse]

- Shit. Jenelle Evans had another baby? Godammit. [tooFab]

- No one bought Robin Thicke‘s album, so he’s done pretending to want Paula Patton back. [IDLYITW]

- Kelly Brook dancing to “Blurred Lines,” anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Sexiest Social Media Pics of The Week [Celebslam]

- Gene Simmons‘ daughter’s big breastses in a wet T-shirt. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.20

July 26th, 2014 // 32 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet because sometimes this site makes fun of celebrities instead of talking about nerd shit for an entire morning. (I’m as shocked as you are.) So enjoy all of that while I sit around refreshing Comic-Con updates because how fun can women’s vaginas be? No, seriously, I’m asking. Tell me everything.

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Comic-Con Day 2: I’m In Love With A Giant

July 26th, 2014 // 23 Comments

Welcome to Day Two of our Comic-Con coverage which I’m telling myself will justify beefing this Friday to go see Guardians of The Galaxy and spending way too long writing a dick-joke laden review of it. Lies are fun. Anyway, let’s get to it. I’ve still got Most Important People to put up when I should be on the couch replenishing my word juice.

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