Don Lemon To Bill Cosby Accuser: ‘Did You Try Not Getting Raped?’

November 19th, 2014 // 149 Comments
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Seen here letting Bill Cosby know that he’s ready for him and without being drugged (Unless that ruins it. In which case, why yes, he would like a drink…) CNN anchor Don Lemon demonstrated why so many of these women – and rape victims in general – waited for decades to come forward, and it’s because even in the year 2014, male news reporters will ask you on national television why you didn’t just bite a powerful Hollywood actor in the dick after he pretended to be your mentor then drugged you at 19 years old so he could rape you. “Allegedly.” Via Gawker: More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

November 19th, 2014 // 9 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow is an Oscar-winning contextual commerce-person. And don’t you forget it! [Lainey Gossip]

- The Duggars are still awful. [Fishwrapper]

- The Parents Television Council just now figured out there’s fucking on Sons of Anarchy? [Dlisted]

- Enjoy The Tan Lines Before They Fade Away [theCHIVE]

- Benedict Cumberbatch apparently has trouble describing the word “booty.” [The Frisky]

- Angelina Jolie‘s breasts were in public again. [WWTDD]

- Anonymous declares war on the KKK. [Death and Taxes]

- Nicole Scherzinger‘s ass is still fantastic. [Popoholic]

- Peyton List is trouble. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Hayden Panettiere is pregnant as shit. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Janice Dickinson: ‘Bill Cosby Raped Me’

November 18th, 2014 // 71 Comments
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I had a long piece planned on why you have to be a fucking idiot to still be defending Bill Cosby, but that’s practically a moot point now thanks to former supermodel Janice Dickinson who just became the next, and most high profile, alleged victim to come forward and accuse Bill Cosby of raping her in 1982. Entertainment Tonight reports:

Dickinson, now 59, recalls first meeting Cosby, now 77, when her agent set up a meeting with him to hire her for a role on The Cosby Show. After they had dinner, she says their next conversation was when he called her out of the blue while she was in rehab for drugs and alcohol. Following her stay in rehab, Dickinson says Cosby reached out to her during a trip to Bali and had her travel to Lake Tahoe, because he was performing there and wanted to offer her the job they had discussed as well as help her with a singing career.
Dickinson says they had dinner in Lake Tahoe, and claims that he gave her a glass of red wine and a pill, which she asked for because she was menstruating and had stomach pains.
And that’s when she tells ET that things took a disturbing turn.
“The next morning I woke up, and I wasn’t wearing my pajamas, and I remember before I passed out that I had been sexually assaulted by this man,” she tells ET. “… Before I woke up in the morning, the last thing I remember was Bill Cosby in a patchwork robe, dropping his robe and getting on top of me. And I remember a lot of pain. The next morning I remember waking up with my pajamas off and there was semen in between my legs.”

Janice later tried to write about the incident in her 2002 book No Lifeguard on Duty: The Accidental Life of the World’s First Supermodel – years before he’d face his first public accusations of raping and drugging Andrea Constand, according to Vice – but Cosby’s lawyers pressured her and HarperCollins to remove the details. (She was allowed to keep a part in about him getting pissed that she didn’t consensually sleep with him, and some creepy ass shit about Telly Savalas.) But now she’s ready to tell him to go fuck himself: More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.18.14

November 18th, 2014 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which starts with Ireland Baldwin‘s camel toe and includes a 40 pic bonus gallery of this year’s Miss BumBum Brazil Competition.

That’s it? That’s all I’m going to write? Tell me I haven’t done my job here,

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Kim Kardashian Was Clenching Her Butt, You Guys, It Wasn’t Photoshop

November 18th, 2014 // 35 Comments
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Kim Kardashian naked ass butt pussy” is still a huge search term right now (Never change, Internet.), so here she is telling an Australian talk show that her nude photo shoot for Paper is not the product of Photoshop, but of muscular clenching which almost always turns butts into smooth, spherical half-globes. Everyone knows that. Via Jezebel:

“My back hurt for about a week after that shoot. I used muscles! [Photographer Jean-Paule Goude] has an art of posing you and it was definitely not comfortable.”
“I was so honored and excited to work with [Goude] because he is a legend, and for me that was something I wanted to do to make myself feel confident. As a role model I’m not saying anyone else should do that, but for me it was an art project and it taught me to do what you want to do.”

If anyone needs me, I’m going to try and clench my penis into the shape of an octagon because apparently that’s possible if I say it’s for art. It’s for art.

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Someone Invited Jessica Simpson To ‘The Hunger Games’ Premiere

November 18th, 2014 // 14 Comments

The Hunger Games is about a dystopian future where the rich eat all of the food leaving the poor to starve unless they shoot each other in the dicks with bows and arrows. Those words also describe every Tuesday night at the Chili’s near Jessica Simpson‘s house. Are you seeing the irony now?

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