And Now For Something Completely Different

April 15th, 2014 // 14 Comments

Before I get back to the business of celebrity boobs and the idiots who wish they didn’t have them, I want to draw your attention to something that’s actually important, and run by a colleague who’s been a mentor and a trusted friend that helped me procure Photo Boy, who without I would’ve shot myself by now if not gone crazy and spent the rest of my days accusing Seth MacFarlane of stealing Garfield jokes. So here’s The Mighty, an inspirational site that forgoes the banality (And easy money! *pets puma*) of celebrity gossip to focus on the unfathomable courage and dedication of everyday people overcoming challenges that would’ve left me crying in a corner. I don’t get to do much, if any, good here outside of pointing out that Jenny McCarthy is killing kids, so hopefully some of you enjoy The Mighty and find it encouraging. Sensitive side out.

The Mighty – Superheroes Among Us

Good Morning, Emily DiDonato, And Other News

April 15th, 2014 // 17 Comments

- If Mark Wahlberg didn’t win the Generation Award, 9/11 would’ve never happened. [Lainey Gossip]

- This should’ve been the ending to Lost. [Dlisted]

- A Tug A Day Will Keep The Doctor Away [theCHIVE]

- Cameron Diaz is starting to grow on me. [Fishwrapper]

- Conservatives are trying to make it harder to get a divorce. Oh, good. [The Frisky]

- Happy Birthday, Hermoine, you don’t look a day past 13. [Popoholic]

- Katie Price will defend Simon Cowell‘s affair now. [Starpulse]

- Taylor Swift crashed a bridal shower. [tooFab]

- Hell-the-fuck-lo, Fabiana Semprebom… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lake Bell poses topless for Esquire. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.14.14

April 14th, 2014 // 439 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll find is free of anything Coachella-related, because if I have to look at one more picture of a rich asshole wearing a bowler hat and glow jewelry, I might actually kill myself. Instead I focused this gallery on our true passions like Jerry Lewis looking like goddamn Bernie and/or Lindsay Lohan‘s London benefactor showing a possible suitor exactly what his money will buy him.

“Nevermind her corpse hand, ol’ chap, for fifty euros she’ll blow you so hard you won’t even care when she steals your car.” – Actual quote

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

April 14th, 2014 // 291 Comments

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to relax, so they earned this. They earned this.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN, Xposure/AKM-GSI

By All Means, Alex Pettyfer, Fingerbang Marloes Horst Right In The Middle of Coachella

April 14th, 2014 // 20 Comments

“Holy shit, is that Leonardo DiCaprio dancing over there? Wait, where you going? Babe. Babe, come back! Babe! I wasn’t done finger- goddammit.” – How this story ended

Photos: Pacific Coast News

Selena Gomez Went To Coachella With Kendall & Kylie Jenner

April 14th, 2014 // 21 Comments

Now that her parents are out of the picture – Which they found out from TMZ by the way. – Selena Gomez can finally make the mature business decisions she’s always wanted to make like hanging out with Kendall and Kylie Jenner at bullshit music festivals. Will she pose for sexy ass selfies, or just be the cool, older chick who buys everybody booze? The possibilities are endless, mom.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Xposure/AKM-GSI

Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie Went To Coachella Together

April 14th, 2014 // 7 Comments

On Friday, word got out that Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie were calling off the divorce, and now here’s the two of them at Coachella over the weekend looking absolutely shocked to see the paparazzi despite hundreds of them being there every single year since the first hipster bought a fedora with daddy’s credit card then used it to book Appomattox Court House Celestial Jelly Fire. (You probably never heard of them.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Xposure/AKM-GSI