Comic-Con: ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron,’ And Oh Yeah, ‘Ant-Man,’ I Guess

July 28th, 2014 // 27 Comments
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Considering they have no less than 20 movies coming out at a time, Marvel gets the prime time-slot in Comic-Con‘s Hall H where this year they wheeled out the entire cast of The Avengers: Age of Ultron – minus pregnant ScarJo – after an awkwardly brief Ant-Man panel. And if you’re wondering how to tell the two apart in the gallery, one has people sitting there with no clue what they’re doing because the director quit and they still haven’t seen a script yet while the other has Robert Downey Jr. throwing roses and literally attempting to take flight before Josh Brolin comes out wearing the goddamn Infinity Gauntlet. It was like having a birthday party at your grandmother’s house, and then one at Chuck E. Cheese with Iron Man shooting free tokens out of his dick. Anyway, the audience got to see a sizzle real from The Avengers: Age of Ultron which by all accounts was awesome for everyone there and just words on a screen for people who had sex this weekend, so enough about that. As far as future movies, Marvel announced absolutely nothing except Guardians of The Galaxy 2 which everybody already knew was happening. They didn’t even mention Doctor Strange or make the only casting announcement that makes sense: More »

Comic-Con: ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice’

July 28th, 2014 // 24 Comments

Despite a release date that’s almost two years from now, DC Comics had to have something to show at Comic-Con or Marvel would walk right over them even more than they already are, so Zack Snyder showed up on Saturday and amazingly put up a fight by dropping an official photo of Wonder Woman‘s costume along with footage of Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice. He even got Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill and Gal Gadot to walk out even though they didn’t say a single word and Batfleck and Snap Neck Superman just looked at each other like two boxers before a fight. Which almost would’ve been badass if they didn’t pose for a selfie with Chris Hardwick afterward. Chris Hardwick is ass cancer.

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That’s Pamela Anderson’s Naked Butt

July 28th, 2014 // 20 Comments

Before I bombard you with the rest of Comic-Con (Don’t worry, there’s cosplay.), here’s Pamela Anderson in Sardinia with Rick Salomon who she’s apparently not divorcing unless divorce involves showing your ex your naked ass and making out with them in a bikini now. In which case, I’ll take two. Hold the hepatitis.

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Lindsay Lohan Actually Looks Good? WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! And Other News

July 27th, 2014 // 48 Comments

- Jennifer Lawrence might be single again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aretha Franklin will eat her goddamn burger wherever she wants, Johnny Rockets. [Dlisted]

- So the axe goes up her butt? Is that what I’m supposed to take away from this? [Fishwrapper]

- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]

- And Sara Sampaio apparently got the memo. [Popoholic]

- Jennette McCurdy isn’t a role model, you guys. [WWTDD]

- This is why everyone hates PETA. [The Daily Banter]

- There’s a full HD quality leak of The Expendables 3 floating around. [Starpulse]

- Shit. Jenelle Evans had another baby? Godammit. [tooFab]

- No one bought Robin Thicke‘s album, so he’s done pretending to want Paula Patton back. [IDLYITW]

- Kelly Brook dancing to “Blurred Lines,” anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Sexiest Social Media Pics of The Week [Celebslam]

- Gene Simmons‘ daughter’s big breastses in a wet T-shirt. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.20

July 26th, 2014 // 32 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet because sometimes this site makes fun of celebrities instead of talking about nerd shit for an entire morning. (I’m as shocked as you are.) So enjoy all of that while I sit around refreshing Comic-Con updates because how fun can women’s vaginas be? No, seriously, I’m asking. Tell me everything.

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Comic-Con Day 2: I’m In Love With A Giant

July 26th, 2014 // 23 Comments

Welcome to Day Two of our Comic-Con coverage which I’m telling myself will justify beefing this Friday to go see Guardians of The Galaxy and spending way too long writing a dick-joke laden review of it. Lies are fun. Anyway, let’s get to it. I’ve still got Most Important People to put up when I should be on the couch replenishing my word juice.

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.25.14

July 25th, 2014 // 358 Comments

The Crap We Missed where it’s just another day, another embarrassing, drunk public appearance for Kiefer Sutherland. This guy needs some new material. We’ve also got Vin Diesel basking in his almost non-speaking role in which he’s rendered completely unrecognizable with CG effects, Ireland Baldwin at the bottom of the Republicans’ dreaded slippery slope, and Queen Elizabeth who just knows this bitch is about to take her phone out and start texting through this whole thing.

Seriously, there should be laws against these people,

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Khloe Kardashian’s Acting Pregnant Now

July 25th, 2014 // 20 Comments

I should probably spill my intestines with a knife for even knowing this, but I could’ve sworn there was an episode of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians where Khloe found out she couldn’t get pregnant because her uterus is lopsided (and a Sasquatch’s). Yet here she is on Instagram holding her stomach with nothing but a heart for a caption. Then again, maybe she just ate some picnic baskets. She definitely loves those.

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