Haha! You Have To Look At Paris Hilton All Morning

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Enjoy Paris Hilton's maybe-implants while we switch over to the new site which technically you're already looking at, but this post got lost, so just roll with it, alright? … More »

Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Hethielly Beck poses for 138 Water (natch) in a bikini and your morning links. More »

Amber Rose’s Ass Is Your Constant

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
By the time you're reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose's b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours. More »

Bill Cosby’s Ego In A Nutshell

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
As I was reading the quote you're about to see next from Bill Cosby where he sniffs his farts so deeply it's a goddamn miracle reality didn't bend itself in half, I remembered Talking Funny an HBO special from a few years back where Louis CK, Jerry Seinfeld, … More »

January Jones Really Grasps Feminism

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
If it hasn't become evident over the past few months, bullshit like #GamerGate and the reactions to Bill Cosby's accusers, along with some nudging from The Fappening which quickly took on rapey undertones, I've become more and more sensitive to the plight of women. And I already … More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Doing A Super Bowl Commercial

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
Lindsay Lohan once hit a baby while behind the wheel, so who better to be the face of car insurance than a prominent drug addict who's been arrested for DUI twice and one time with a hostage? Just don't ask her about full tort. She'll think you're talking about something else, … More »

Good Morning, Sophia Bush, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
- Tom Hardy just bailed on Suicide Squad and, wait, who's replacing him? [Lainey Gossip] - And now Shannon Doherty shitting on her 90210 castmates. [Fishwrapper] - Taylor Swift has been buying Lorde alcohol. OH NOES! [Dlisted] - Miley Cyrus is masturbating on Instagram now. [The Frisky] … More »

And Now Maitland Ward In Lingerie Making Out With Some Chick

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Alright, folks, here's a lingerie-clad Maitland Ward doing lesbian stuff to conclude our broadcast week. All your dreams are coming true! We'll back Monday with some very light blogging because our new site is launching, and don't worry it'll still have dick jokes underneath photos of celebrity breasts, so you'll barely even notice. More »

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