The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.7.12

February 7th, 2012 // 6 Comments

“Holy shit, that’s hot.” – Said no man, alive or dead.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it looks as though Rachel McAdams got into her mom’s make-up again, Ralph Fiennes completely misunderstands how microphones work and when did Dog the Bounty Hunter get nominated for an Oscar?

Mel B can show us where babies ruin pop music careers come from,

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Kim Kardashian & LeAnn Rimes Are Best Friends Now, Starting That Bible Study

February 7th, 2012 // 41 Comments
A Modern-Day Esther
Kim Kardashian Bikini
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“And there’s the entire lunch I just paid for in her purse.”

Remember last week when Kim Kardashian said she wanted to start a bible study and everyone went, “Wow, who’d be stupid enough to go to that?” LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn Rimes is that stupid. TooFab reports:

The stars had lunch together Friday in Calabasas with [Pastor Brad] Johnson before going to a service together on Sunday at his church, the Life Change Community Church in Agoura Hills.

The women have been tweeting about each other since their meeting, with LeAnn posting “So nice when your circle of supportive girl friends grows!” over the weekend.
After church, Rimes also tweeted “@KimKardashian great seeing you and the fam. See you soon xoxo,” with Kim replying “You too babe! See you soon! Xoxo.”

I’d make a joke about these two leading a discussion on the sanctity of marriage, but let’s not kid ourselves, that’s exactly what they’re planning because they’re oblivious camera-whores. That said, at least we can look forward to an episode of the Kardashians where Khloe uses LeAnn to pick a goat carcass out of her teeth. (I like to stay positive.)

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Harry Potter Wants To Bang Ryan Gosling Now

February 7th, 2012 // 29 Comments
'Got Any Pubes?'
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Apparently Daniel Radcliffe really wants to make sure he’s no longer remembered as the sweet boy-wizard beloved the world over, but instead as a pubic-hair loving alcoholic who thinks his movies are better than Scorsese now because have you heard? Daniel Radcliffe drinks and likes pubes. Recognize. On that note, here he is fantasizing about having butt-sex with Ryan Gosling because if there’s one thing this situation was missing, it’s an obsessive man-crush that ends with Daniel Radcliffe shaving Ryan’s face into his pube-jungle which is how I assume this interview ends. Via Celebuzz:

“This year I have a talent crush on Ryan Gosling. I think he’s fantastic and… (ahem) you know he’d be nice afterwards. He seems smart. If I was gay, I would go for a smart man.”

*quickly shoves Jon Hamm photos into desk* I’m pretty sure if you openly fantasize about snuggling with a nice, intelligent man after passionate love-making, you don’t get to say “I mean, if I was gay.” The Golden Snitch’s pretty much out of the bag at that point, and wow, I did not just make that joke. I’ll go die sexless and alone now.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Posed For Terry Richardson Again

February 7th, 2012 // 53 Comments

Lindsay Lohan has literally nothing to do these days except sit around strung out of her mind at Chateau Marmont until she can crash another awards season party, so why not let Terry Richardson take more pictures of her boobs to pass the time? It’s what Marilyn Monroe would do along with never paying for goods and services, running over babies and letting her mom whore her out to swarthy businessman. She was a trailblazer that way.

Photos: Terry Richardson’s Diary

Official ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer Officially Missing All That Gay Sex

February 7th, 2012 // 17 Comments

“We’re you lookin’ at my bum? Cheeky monkey…”

Sony just released the “official” trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man (after the jump) starring Andrew Garfield which they’re touting as the untold story of Spider-man even though it’s basically the same exact story about a kid getting bit by a radioactive spider only this time through a 3D kaleidoscope of gay porn and track shoes. Which, fun fact, is how Stan Lee always intended to tell Peter Parker’s tale except the 60s weren’t quite ready for it yet because everyone was insane from syphilis and having sex with minorities. It was a strange time. Anyway, I’m actually making an effort not to get excited about this one because it looks way better than the Sam Raimi versions and actually features a Spider-man that doesn’t look like a doughy Power Ranger with an emotionless face you want to repeatedly punch until the demons go away. Although, keep in mind this is coming from a man who if you asked him to draw what a vagina looks like, he’d hand you something that roughly resembles a cartoon octopus with an eye patch.

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Hello There, Bar Refaeli, and Other News

February 7th, 2012 // 4 Comments

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- Knee-High Socks are the new way to pretend like you’re not oogling half naked chicks. [theCHIVE]

- Gary Oldman gives way more reasons than he needs to deserve the Oscar. [Huffington Post]

- Paz de la Huerta‘s flapper bush needs a new home this year. [Dlisted]

- Kate Hudson in a bikini. (Photos courtesy of a mid 90′s cell phone camera) [Lainey Gossip]

- Arianny Celeste is making all the right career moves. 1. Show breasts. 2. Show breasts more. 3. Repeat steps 1 and 2. [Hollywood Tuna]

- A Republican congressman thought The Onion’s Abortionplex was real and proceeded to warn constituents about it. [BuzzFeed]

- Kristina and Karissa Shannon smash their butts together for Nuts Magazine. [DrunkenStepfather:NSFW]

- Katharine McPhee gets about as hot for GQ as prime time network television allows. [Popoholic]

- Woody Harrelson might have crashed a prom and deflowered a virgin. [FilmDrunk]

- Nick Cannon is ready for more kids named after interior decorating themes. [TooFab]

- Athletes We’d Love to See in the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Bleacher Report]

- Snoop Dogg is rapping about porn now. [TMZ]

- The 10 Best Quotes From the Oscar Nominees Luncheon Press Room: Clooney for the win. [Popsugar]

- Madonna‘s peasants may now plan their saving strategies accordingly. [Just Jared]

- Karl Lagerfeld has a distorted viewpoint of women’s bodies? That can’t be right. [IDLYITW]

- Anonymous wants Jason Segel to stop molesting The Muppets is how I read this. [Starpulse]

- Adriana Lima does that slo-mo walk out of the water thing. SOLD. [Heavy]

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