The Most Important People On The Internet

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Good Morning, Anna Katharina Bikini Photos, And Other News

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are probably fucking. [Lainey Gossip]

Gigi Hadid shouldn’t apologize for shit. [Dlisted]

Justin Bieber is sucker punching fans now. [TMZ]

Security experts think votes were “manipulated” in swing states. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.22.16

Sara Jean Underwood in a swimsuit, Brad Pitt and Marion Cotillard’s awkward Allied press tour, and Cee Lo Green’s bedazzled teeth. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »


So Gwyneth Paltrow Probably Voted For Trump

Gwyneth Paltrow is super excited about Trump’s America. More »


Tobey Maguire Might Be Leading Leo’s Wolf Pack Now

Tobey Maguire will have all of that supermodel vagina now. More »


Alicia Silverstone’s Naked Butt Says Don’t Wear Wool

Alicia Silverstone is naked and clueless about actual issues affecting the world today. (See what I did there? Like the movie!) More »


Kanye West Hospitalized For ‘Acting Erratically,’ Possible 5150

Kanye West has been hospitalized after cancelling his tour and publicly supporting Donald Trump. More »


Melissa Lori Is Flexible And Other News

Daniel Day Lewis as Dumbledore? [Lainey Gossip]

The Drake and Taylor Swift are banging campaign continues. [Dlisted]

Haha! A dude has to hold Tyga while he fires a gun. [TMZ]

Trump gets revenge on the media. Nothing tyrannical there. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.21.16

Lindsey Pelas’ giant cleavage, Trump’s Meechum, Ariel Winter’s buttcheeks, and Gavin Rossdale’s hipster fuckboy pants. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »


The 2016 American Music Awards

Here’s the rest of The 2016 American Music Awards in case anyone still cares at this point. No pressure. More »


Selena Gomez Is Still Out There

Selena Gomez made a surprise appearance at the AMAs. More »


So Who Wants To Kind Of See Chrissy Teigen’s Vagina?

Chrissy Teigen’s vagina wanted to walk the red carpet. It’s a free country. For now. More »


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