The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.17.17

Sommer Ray in a thong, Donald Trump meeting Martin Luther King III, and a buttload of random butts. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »

Kourtney Kardashian Wants Scott Back? But She Just, Ah, Never Mind

Kourtney Kardashian wants to make things work with Scott Disick after spending the weekend with Justin Bieber. More »

Rob Schneider Lectured John Lewis On MLK, There Is No God

Rob Schneider tweeted at Rep. John Lewis about civil rights. He shouldn’t have done that. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Put A $66 Rock In Your Vagina

Gwyneth Paltrow has a stone egg for you to stick up your vagina because that’s something one person suggests to another now. NBD. More »

Maybe Stop Getting Your Hopes Up For ‘Wonder Woman’

Wonder Woman is apparently Batman V Superman all over again, according to an insider report. So, goddammit. More »

People Somehow Care If Lindsay Lohan Converted To Islam

Lindsay Lohan converting to Islam is apparently something other people besides me will write about. That can’t be good. More »

Good Morning, Katie Salmon (Subtle), And Other News

Maybe Ben Affleck’s Batman movie won’t be so good. [Lainey Gossip]

So Miley Cyrus just stepped in some shit. [Dlisted]

Kristin Cavallari in a bikini. [TMZ]

Russia is fucking with Sherlock now. C’mon! [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »

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