Hold Me, Abigail Ratchford

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Abigail Ratchford's giant breasts are getting invited to movie premieres now. This truly is the land of opportunity (for women with sexually attractive bodies under the age of 30). More »

Lindsay Lohan Can’t Walk Because She Has A Virus, You Guys

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Shortly before New Year’s, Lindsay Lohan was trolling for attention by saying she caught some sort of rare tropical mosquito virus. Now, she can't walk and totally had to go to the hospital who kicked her ass right back out. More »

Demi Lovato Flashed Her Panties To Wilmer Valderrama

By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015
Demi Lovato flashed her panties in Wilmer Valderrama's car as they left Nick Jonas' CD release party, so imagine the worst night of your life, then multiply it by dick cancer. More »

Larry Wilmore Went Off On Bill Cosby

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Larry Wilmore dedicated an entire episode of 'The Nightly Show' to Bill Cosby and how it's fucking ridiculous for anyone not to believe his accusers. More »

Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Made A Book About Her Breasts

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Kim Kardashian posted the cover of her selfie book to Instagram, and surprise, it's a picture of her giant breasts. Also, some business about a fur bikini. More »

Justin Bieber Asked For His Comedy Central Roast

By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015
Justin Bieber wants a Comedy Central Roast as atonement for his boyish bad behavior, which he's putting behind him to become the asshole adult of his destiny. More »

Stop Shoving Your Gay Stuff Down Billy Crystal’s Throat

By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015
Billy Crystal's views on the representation of homosexuality in film and television are almost as sophisticated as his blackface Sammy Davis Jr. impression. He's basically your shit-faced uncle at Thanksgiving that everyone's too polite to ask to shut the hell up. More »

Good Morning, Kayla Lewis, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Kristen Stewart wants to do a Marvel movie, Photoshopped Wookiees, JLo's not a cougar, and Doutzen Kroes naked. The morning links. More »

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