Shia LaBeouf has a history of threatening to murder people including those who help him escape a bar fight that wasn’t so much a fight as Shia repeatedly getting his face punched in by a shirtless giant. So here he is doing just that after a fan approached him at a London restaurant. Via The Daily Mail:
Dining at a chic restaurant bar in London’s Covent Garden, Shia was approached by a female fan who left in tears after having spoken to the star. The woman’s boyfriend is reported to have then approached the Transformers star which resulted in a ‘tussle’, according to The Sun of Sunday.
‘Shia pursued him and was overhead saying, “I can get you killed“,’ the paper reports.
The paper claims that Shia was eventually removed from the restaurant bar by a group of waiters and onlookers.
In The Beef’s defense, I couldn’t find any accounts of the woman puking in his presence, and to be fair, that’s kind of his thing now. It really “revs his engine,” I like to picture him saying, turgid with anticipation as a pool of vomit collects on the floor, glistening in the moonlight. Later, a butterfly will alight on his penis, and he’ll tell the young girl how his classmates used to call him “Wellington” until he made a Marilyn Manson video where this chick’s vagina has an eye it. “Shut them up good,” he’ll say before producing a Rolodex of hired killers while pointing towards his lover parts. Subtleties were his watercolors, and The Beef had a mind to paint…
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I don’t even know where to start here because in the past 24 hours both R. Kelly and Kanye West have spouted such spectacular horseshit that it’s a miracle the people who heard it spoken aloud for the first time didn’t scream in horror as their mind tore itself into two separate hemispheres that began pissing on each other. Science will never be able to explain it, mark my words. So let’s start with Kanye who should probably never hook up with Tila Tequila unless everyone wants to see another Holocaust riding on the back of a midget in leather jogging pants. Via Huffington Post:
“Man, let me tell you something about George Bush and oil money and Obama and no money,” West said.
“People want to say Obama can’t make these moves or he’s not executing. That’s because he ain’t got those connections. Black people don’t have the same level of connections as Jewish people. Black people don’t have the same connection as oil people.”
West went on to say, “Can you guarantee that your daughter can get a job at this radio station? But if you own this radio station, you could guarantee that. That’s what I’m talking about.”
So Obama can’t make the moves he wants because he’s not Jewish.. like George Bush? Goddammit. Fortunately, it stops there except nope, just kidding, being a rapper is as dangerous as being a police officer or a soldier is next. That’s the crazy Kanye says next. Via TMZ: More »
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- Miley Cyrus‘ hair looks like this now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Ali Lohan is trying to be a singer again. [Dlisted]
- Why I Believe Jameis Winston’s Accuser [Deadspin]
- Kim Kardashian thinks she’s Elizabeth Taylor now. [Fishwrapper]
- Haha! Like Britney Spears remembers Chaotic. [tooFab]
- You had me at Alice Eve. [BuzzFeed]
- Candice Swanepoel and Maria Menounos‘ asses occupied the same space, yet reality still exists? [Popoholic]
- Nina Agdal is still hot as shit. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Elsa Hosk showering, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- The 127 Hours guy beat his girlfriend with his remaining arm. I don’t know how to feel here. [FilmDrunk]
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“But, captain, I don’t understand. If your wife claims to be a bisexual, yet wedded herself to you, then what was the purpose of even mentioning said information after the fact if not for attention itself?”
“Haha! Oh, Maria.”
Carrie Underwood had been doing so well in her quest not to be an uptight Christian bag of judgment to the point that she even supported gay marriage while her fans called her Satan’s whore. But that was before everyone hated her performance in NBC’s live production of The Sound of Music including the Von Trapp family who I didn’t know were real and very openly had their hearts set on Anne Hathaway even after all that pussy business. So here’s Carrie reverting back to natural instinct by revealing her critics are on a path to Hell:
Plain and simple: Mean people need Jesus. They will be in my prayers tonight… 1 Peter 2:1-25
Keep in mind, that 1 Peter 2:1 – 25 is not just one bible verse, but twenty-fucking-five which is apparently the amount Carrie Underwood felt everyone should read who didn’t like her pretending to be a singing nun who bangs a Nazi general. (Easy, Tila Tequila, easy…) So to help her out, here it is in its entirety, so that you might know the sinful nature of your ways and drink Jesus like breast milk if I’m reading this right: More »