Nobody Tell Kim Kardashian Sauna Suits Are Bullshit, Shut Up

Kim Kardashian just needs to lose, like, seven pounds, you guys. It’s totally safe. (Don’t ruin this. Don’t you ruin this.) More »


Matt Reeves Will Direct ‘The Batman’ And There’s A Nightwing Movie Now

Matt Reeves will direct The Batman after all, and there’s going to be a Nightwing movie because people actually think Justice League won’t torpedo everything. More »


Daisy Lea In A Bikini And Other News

Alien: Covenant has a prologue film thingy. [Lainey Gossip]

Justin Bieber just gave Donald Trump a weird boner. [Dlisted]

Beyonce bails on Coachella. [TMZ]

Tigers playing with a drone aren’t politics. You’re welcome. [Newser]

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Kate Middleton Crop Dusting Kids Is The Crap We Missed

Kate Middleton dropping royal bombs, Ashton Kutcher’s plumber’s crack, Melanie Griffith in yoga pants, and Blac Chyna naked. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Julian Assange’s Penis Turned Pamela Anderson Into An MRA

Pamela Anderson probably has sex with Julian Assange, and now she wants to be an advocate for men “falsely accused of rape.” What a coincidence! More »


Father Of Madonna’s Adopted Twins Wants Them Back, Here We Go

The biological father of Madonna’s recently adopted twins claims he was tricked. This seems to be a pattern. More »


Justin Verlander Isn’t Sexing Kate Upton Enough

I’ve played baseball, and there’s no way that’s better than giant boobs. No way in hell. More »


‘Rogue One’ Blu-Ray Won’t Have The Deleted Scenes You’re Looking For

So remember how all the Rogue One trailers showed an almost entirely different movie? Disney doesn’t know what you’re talking about. You’re acting crazy. More »


Jenna Jameson Just Earned Herself A Cabinet Position

Dumb words fell out of Jenna Jameson’s wang trap about Milo and Muslims. More »


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