Jessica Simpson Flashes Her High Beams and More Link-Beef

Apparently impregnating strippers can lead to messy divorces, Caitlyn Jenner’s book is full of shit, Zoe Saldana celebrated Halloween early this year, and Mike Pence weighs in on Jessica Simpson’s massive bazoombas… … More »


Live-Action Aladdin Movie Might Have Will Smith As Genie Because Johnny Depp Was Probably Busy

Every time another live-action remake comes out, it feels like Disney is just poking us with a stick to see if we’re still dead… we are… and so is Robin Williams- WHY IS THIS HAPPENING! More »


Pageant Queen Lisa Opie Forgets Her Headphones- Reads A Book Instead

Another action-packed day down in Miami! Tune in next time when someone semi-famous in a bikini can’t decide what they want for lunch! More »


Cue The Chumbawamba: Trumpthumping Tomi Lahren Is Still The Worst

People who worked on-set with Tomi Lahren are speaking out about how the Trumpthumper made them absolutely miserable… Are you surprised? More »


Holly Graves And Rachel Vallori Are Models Doing Model Things On A Beach

“Oy! You on the left! Gimmie more of a velociraptor with a head injury- yess… YESSS! YESS THAT’S IT, DARLING! THE CAMERA LOVES YOU!” More »


Serena Williams Might Be Pregnant With A Superbaby

Boy or girl, this kid is going to be a beast… Rumor has it that the fetus has already gotten offers from several collegiate athletics programs. More »


Rihanna Is Serial Killer-Chic And Carrying A Ferret

I got nothing but love for Ri, but she looks like she’s asking a ferret where E.T. is hiding. More »


Billy Bush Might Be Coming Back- Is Anyone Actually Mad?

It seems like the only people against this guy were never even watching him on TV in the first place… Hell, it’s not like he tried to run for president. More »


Kylie Jenner And Kim Kardashian Are Looking Terrifying Today

Are we sure this isn’t just an old picture of my aunt from her Joan Baez days? More »


Lady Gaga Makes Out With A Homeless Guy Who Looks Like Bradley Cooper

We are all the guy in the background drinking a coke for this one… More »


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