The Police Are Telling Justin Bieber’s Neighbors To Place Him Under Citizen’s Arrest

July 23rd, 2014 // 15 Comments
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After being called to Justin Bieber‘s Beverly Hills condo six times over the weekend for noise violations from the parties he threw on both Saturday and Sunday night, the police have basically just said “fuck it” and are telling his neighbors to place him under citizen’s arrest if he does anymore stupid shit. TMZ reports:

People in the building tell TMZ … the hallways and elevators reeked of pot. And several guests say drug use was obvious.
One person says, “There were bimbos lining up to do drugs in the lobby bathroom.”
Law enforcement sources tell us … cops have spoken to residents, Bieber and his management to resolve the situation.
We’re told police informed residents cops can’t make an arrest for a misdemeanor if they don’t see it happen … but the residents can take matters into their own hands by placing Bieber under arrest.

In the meantime, I’ve taken the liberty of starting a GoFundMe account to get George Zimmerman moved into Justin Bieber’s building. That should clear this right up provided we all swallow our pride and admit that Justin Bieber’s right: He is the hardest, blackest rapper that ever lived. Black as night.

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Good God, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

July 22nd, 2014 // 11 Comments

- What the hell is in Charlie Hunnam‘s backpack?! [Lainey Gossip]

- Billy Bob Thornton is fucking pissed about Cupcake Wars. PISSED. [Dlisted]

- Festival Girls Like To Have Fun [theCHIVE]

- Paris Hilton thinks she built her “empire” all by herself. [Fishwrapper]

- These are some weird-ass Nina Agdal bikini pics. I say that with love. [WWTDD]

- Kelli Berglund won the Guardians Of The Galaxy premiere. [Popoholic]

- Cameron Diaz walked out of a radio interview. [Starpulse]

- Rachel McAdams knows Lindsay Lohan can’t hurt her, right? It’s safe now. [tooFab]

- Jennifer Lopez is in a bikini. [IDLYITW]

- Taylor Swift‘s legs are still ridiculous. [Hollywood Tuna]

- What’s up, Marianne Fonseca? [Celebslam]

- That’s Candice Swanepoel‘s nipple. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.22.14

July 22nd, 2014 // 325 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily post where we cull together the drunk, unintentional butt flashes, the sober, completely intentional butt flashes, Vin Diesel‘s stupid fucking face looking stupid as fuck, and Chadwick Boseman looking really excited about all the racist shit you guys are now going to say about him. Think of this post like it’s the afternoon snack that you know should be an apple, but is almost always candy and soda instead.

Diabetes. I’m saying that clicking through this post will give you diabetes in your brain,

- Photo Boy

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Blake Lively GOOPed Early

July 22nd, 2014 // 14 Comments

If I had to list Blake Lively‘s accomplishments in order, they’d be the following: More »

Did LeAnn Rimes Shit Herself? An Excuse To Post These Bikini Pictures

July 22nd, 2014 // 14 Comments

Just so we’re all clear what’s happening here: I’m already to the point where I can’t justify posting pics of LeAnn Rimes in a bikini just for the sake of posting LeAnn Rimes in a bikini because LeAnn Rimes is always in a bikini. I will, however, apparently post accusations that she shit herself with the most vaguest of evidence, so here’s a shot of LeAnn leaving a Miami Fashion Week runway show with something brown on the back of her dress thanks to eagle-eyed reader ana who was my strength where I had faltered: More »

Is Selena Gomez A Lesbian Now?

July 22nd, 2014 // 12 Comments

Above are pictures of Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne partying in St. Tropez which obviously raises the question: Is Selena Gomez a lesbian now? Granted, she looks pretty close to this dude, but Cara Delevingne is there. They’re practically kissing, but Cara Delevingne is there. Also, it’s not like Selena Gomez hasn’t repeatedly dated a lesbian before and essentially scarred her body when she wouldn’t return her affection. You can practically say she prefers them.

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Someone Tell Farrah Abraham That Jessica Alba Doesn’t Look A Thing Like Her

July 22nd, 2014 // 14 Comments
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I talk a lot of shit about Jessica Alba, but that’s only because she won’t get naked, so it’s actually kind of cute when you think about it. Seductive, even. But at the end of the day, she is a Hollywood actress who gets cast in (quasi-)non-pornographic movies that actually get made and are shown in a movie theater. Which makes it all the more ridiculous that Farrah Abraham would float her name in connection to a theoretical movie about her stupid sex tape book that she didn’t even write. Except now we know that Farrah thinks she looks like Jessica Alba if Jessica Alba’s nose came from Easter Island, so at least there’s that. Us Weekly reports:

Though she claims her fans have been asking her to star in a movie version of her new book, Abraham has no intentions of stepping in front of the camera to play Fallon. More »

Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling

July 22nd, 2014 // 34 Comments
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A few weeks back, the Internet lost its shit after Beyonce started changing song lyrics to oddly specific accusations of Jay Z cheating on her. And now comes word that they’re trying to pretend to be happily married long enough to make it through their “On The Run” tour which makes the fart-sniffing trailer about ridin’ and dyin’ together all the more ridiculous. Which is a goddamn impressive feat considering it already had Jake Gyllenhaal and Sean Penn playing a white gangsta dispensing philosophical knowledge about barbeques in the hood. Page Six reports:

While Jay Z seemingly is the one most at fault, he’s also the one doing all in his power to keep the couple together, even hiring marriage counselors who are believed to be traveling with the super duo on their tour, the source said.
“They are trying to figure out a way to split without divorcing . . . This is a huge concert tour and they’ve already gotten most of the money from the promoters up front,” the source said.
Despite the tens of millions the couple will pocket from the current tour, this will certainly be their last and the end of the tour could officially spell the end of the marriage, the source said.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jay is the one most at fault? I know he was cheating a lot, but did anyone stop and think for a minute that Beyonce is best friends with Gwyneth Paltrow? Can you even imagine what it’s like being married to that? Picture this: More »