The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.29.16

Sara Jean Underwood’s butt on a jet ski, Ben Affleck loving life, Jennifer Aniston’s fripples, and Mickey Rourke’s dick. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »


Girls, Girls! You Both Love Tom Brady

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon argue over who loves Tom Brady the fackin’ hahdest, Chahleen. More »


Madonna & Sean Penn Aren’t Helping

Madonna and Sean Penn are here to turn the tide of the election, but mostly just make things worse. More »



Kim Kardashian’s Ass Attack Wasn’t Enough Publicity, So Plan B

Kim Kardashian gave her ass attack a little boost. More »


Kate Hudson Will Take Brad Pitt’s Dick If Angelina’s Not Gonna Use It

Kate Hudson doesn’t do waiting periods. More »


Good Morning, Kerrie McMahon Topless, And Other News

Angelina Jolie’s PR plan is backfiring. [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus talked shit on Mariah Carey. [Dlisted]

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are besties now. Okay. [TMZ]

Kendall Jenner’s underboob. [Egotastic]

Your morning links. … More »


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